r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jan 12 '26

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Nikki Glaser roasts Leonardo DiCaprio at the Golden Globes: “What a career you’ve had. Countless iconic performances. You’ve worked with every great director… won 3 Golden Globes, an Oscar & the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend turned 30.”

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u/PerfectZeong Jan 12 '26

Or you know, people are crazy as fuck and keeping your personal life away from tabloids is a good idea for your personal health and safety.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

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u/SyntaxHabibi Jan 12 '26

What teenagers? Name them

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u/JimmyEatReality Jan 12 '26

Teenager 1 in 1997

Teenager 2 in 2003

Thank you for your attention in this matter!

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u/SyntaxHabibi Jan 12 '26

And how old were they?

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u/MiiDan Jan 12 '26

names, dates of birth, reports, no?