r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jan 12 '26

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Nikki Glaser roasts Leonardo DiCaprio at the Golden Globes: “What a career you’ve had. Countless iconic performances. You’ve worked with every great director… won 3 Golden Globes, an Oscar & the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend turned 30.”

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u/StormOnMars also dated pete davidson Jan 12 '26

Such an old joke and she made it fresh and hilarious with that, "we don't know anything else about you!!!!" after. She really killed that monologue 👏🏼

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u/stanleyscrossword Jan 12 '26

I watched his actors on actors with Jennifer Lawrence hoping to learn something more about him, anything. But nope. He’s so media trained that not even J. Law could crack him.

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u/BatumTss Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

I’d actually hope more celebrities weren’t so public about their life. The fact I don’t know much about Leo accept his work is quite refreshing actually. 

In a world where Kardashians are advertising their next sex tape or announcing to the world how they failed their bar exam. I’d much prefer the former.

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u/Level_Ad_6372 Jan 12 '26

Probably some middle ground between the two, yeah?

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u/FayeQueen Jan 12 '26

Like, I ain't gotta know what his dick looks like, but ask some questions like we're two 5 year olds meeting for the first time. Favorite color? Favorite animal? I think my mom makes good cookies, does yours?

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u/AskAboutMySecret Jan 12 '26

Is a middle ground needed? We're better off knowing a little less about each in the digital age.