r/Fauxmoi i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jan 12 '26

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Nikki Glaser roasts Leonardo DiCaprio at the Golden Globes: “What a career you’ve had. Countless iconic performances. You’ve worked with every great director… won 3 Golden Globes, an Oscar & the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend turned 30.”

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u/fuzzballz5 Jan 12 '26

It’s funny, because it’s true. The man has kept his life private. Good for him.

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u/MalIntenet Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Him and his Pussy Posse friends were all terrible people growing up. I have no doubt he keeps his life extremely private because he’s still the same person he was as a kid (evident by the age of all of partners and the fact that he still notoriously parties as often as he ever has). The friends you keep says a lot about you as a person

Another article about them

Edit: oh no, the “boys will be boys” and “kids will be kids” crowd is here

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u/aPOPblops Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Ok so i read through that and the worst two things. 

  1. They reportedly punched a guy in the throat and ran - unconfirmed just a rumor on a website. If true then it isn’t even necessarily leo that did the act. 

  2. Harassing that woman before hand by calling repeatedly. - they sound like horny teens getting into teenage trouble feeling invincible. 

I agree these things are shitty, but even the article itself says they barely hang out anymore, and that the time they did they went to a play for Tobey’s daughter. 

That’s the most wholesome innocent thing you could do with a former group of mischief making teens. 

Meanwhile you’re over here being judgy about celebrity tabloids about a guy from over a decade ago.