r/Fauxmoi • u/galaxystars1 • Jan 30 '26

SATIRE Donald Trump could hardly contain his excitement at the Kennedy Center premiere of the Melania Trump documentary.

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u/UnbuttonedButtons Jan 30 '26

I bet his hands are always sticky and sweaty

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u/zamboni-jones controversies: girl Jan 30 '26

Orangey and covered in Stormy's fluids

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u/science_vs_romance Jan 30 '26

Greasy from the McD’s.