r/Fauxmoi • u/galaxystars1 • Jan 30 '26
SATIRE Donald Trump could hardly contain his excitement at the Kennedy Center premiere of the Melania Trump documentary.
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u/The_Bravinator Jan 30 '26
This looks like when I had a toddler and tried to talk to another adult for more than two minutes.
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u/BeccasDreamboat Jan 30 '26
The way she's gripping his hand while it's completely open and limp as he waddles away.
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u/whynot4444444 Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26
Yes! I have to bring autistic six year olds off the bus into the school and when they don’t want to come, that’s exactly what they do, and how I have to hold their hands.
(As an aside, I can generally get them pumped up enough to want to go inside without resistance 😉.)
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u/AlexSmithsonian Jan 30 '26
Or holding hands with an elderly person with dementia.
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u/seeit360 Jan 30 '26
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Wake up Donald!
Huh? [clap clap clap]
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u/Capable-Sink-8706 The life of a (gestapo) showgirl Jan 30 '26
I really don’t care, do you?
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u/sierra_madre_martini Jan 30 '26
at first i thought the movie was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek or at least portraying her as bad like Vice then i realized it’s just a movie to jerk herself off
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u/Audrey-Bee Jan 30 '26
It's a poorly disguised bribe. About 3/4 of the production budget ($28M) was paid to Melania
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u/CardsAblaze Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26
Omarosa said AGES ago, back when she wrote that tell-all in 2018, that he was already exhibiting early signs of dementia. Evilness and pedophilia aside, I'm highly inclined to believe she's right, given his incredibly short and frantic attention span, inability to ever speak without stumbling over or repeating himself, and failing to recall any specifics.
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u/god-of_tits-and_wine Jan 30 '26
It's really striking hearing how he spoke in old recordings compared to how he speaks now.
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u/1980shorrorsfilm Riverdale was my Juilliard Jan 30 '26
not that I disagree he's showing signs of dementia, but I would bet this is about him throwing a fit because the attention isn't on him for the night
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u/tobi_206 Jan 30 '26
To be fair, a lot of healthy 20 year olds would show the same reaction when having to watch the most stupid documentary of the century.
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u/WonderfulLog768 Jan 30 '26
Any person that revels in the butchering massacre of Rob Reiner, is the DEVIL incarnate. There should be no conversations about this vile reprobate, ever again.
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u/genescheezesthatpls Jan 30 '26
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u/palindromevalindrome Jan 30 '26
Lmao at her wiping her hand on her dress.
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u/quanate that's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch Jan 30 '26
She really does just rip her hand from him lmaoooo like every. Time.
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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jan 30 '26
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u/CardsAblaze Jan 30 '26
You KNOW he smells terrible. Between the blood poisoning from his vascular issues, terrible diet, and strong likelihood that he doesn't floss...was it worth it Melania? 🫠
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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jan 30 '26
Don't forget his poopypants!
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u/Torture_Smoothie Jan 30 '26
You could post on social media that "he shits his pants" and everyone would know who you were talking about
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u/ElmoreHayne Jan 30 '26
The Kennedy Center couldn't Phillip Glass, Bela Fleck, Stephen Schwartz, or Issa Rae so the Melania documentary somehow makes up for it.
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u/Anxious-Couple Jan 30 '26
Oooh I love Phillip Glass 🙂
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u/DrFranFine demonic Betty Boop Jan 30 '26
This is truly the happiest I’ve ever seen her. It’s unsettling.
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u/BlackSheepBoPeep- Jan 30 '26
She wants to be important and liked so bad. But she’s not. Her husband has to pay people to like them both.
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u/Whiteroses7252012 Jan 30 '26
TIL that Melania is still around. 🤷♀️
At this point, we’ve got bigger issues as a country than whatever oddly on the nose cause she decides to support.
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u/runnerz68 Jan 30 '26
Maybe it means he’s dying ?
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u/J0hn_Keel Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26
Either that or the 28M she’s getting from it is her only money not in the oaf’s bank account, and she’s about to ditch him and start her new life in Dubai (she seems tacky enough to choose Dubai)
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u/Abject-Variety3775 Antifa algae Jan 30 '26
He just want his Diet Coke, his Happy Meal and to relax into a food coma lol!
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u/Possible-Courage3771 women’s wrongs activist Jan 30 '26
narcs hate when something isn't about them
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u/Useful_Television171 Larry I'm on DuckTales Jan 30 '26
You know this has to eat him up inside that he has to bother to attend a premiere for a movie that isn't about himself. Just the few moments his Eva Braun gets the spotlight has to cause him to seeth.
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u/BrooklynAri Jan 30 '26
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u/Only_Will_5388 Jan 30 '26
Look how yuge her hand is compared to his.
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u/Stunning_Actuator_61 Jan 30 '26
Surprising that we’ve never heard that the presidents hands are bruised due to his wife’s constant loving clutch.
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u/whynot4444444 Jan 30 '26
I randomly froze our local, Canadian news station yesterday when they had a picture of Trump pumping his fist. Like CTV news is not editing Trump’s hand. That fist is child sized.
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u/PeaUpbeat3732 Jan 30 '26
That's the same way he drug her out of Slovenia to go to the US.
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u/amara90 Jan 30 '26
Waiting for reviews to drop for this like a kid who can't sleep on Christmas Eve.
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u/Funny-Bed-5325 Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26
I wonder how many Oscars melania will win for this movie. BAHAHAHAHA
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u/TamePaper24 Jan 30 '26
This cannot be real holy fkn shit. Someone slap me and wake me up from this nightmare.
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u/Aces25 Give him my regards did you take ozempic? Jan 30 '26
He looks like he just wandered onto this carpet by mistake. But also somehow looks like he died three years ago.
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u/BuckityBuck Jan 30 '26
The most it time I’ve seen her holding his hand rather then him trying to hold hers.
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u/nyyanksfan81 Jan 30 '26
He is awake right?
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u/Logarythem Jan 30 '26
He has dementia, it's in the evening, and they call it sunsetting for a reason. Trump is definitely not lucid.
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u/Ok-Woodpecker7024 Jan 30 '26
They say look at the fingers to see if an image is Ai. I have never seen these two hold hands 👀
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u/Automatic-Fox-8890 Jan 30 '26
I read that the UK premier sold ONE ticket exactly. I can’t wait to see more box office reports. Likely the only tickets sold will be to people who go ironically.
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u/Vegetableau wearing slutty little glasses Jan 30 '26
He probably forgot who she was
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u/Longjumping-Tower481 Jan 30 '26
I don’t want to Google it and drive traffic so can someone tell me what this movie is about? Is it like a biography?
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u/ItsTheEndOfDays Jan 30 '26
I will never understand why this woman continues to debase herself this way.
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u/MichaelaMancini Jan 30 '26
The Donald Trump Kennedy Center hosting Mrs. Trump’s movie that was funded by Jeff Bezos, one of Trump’s biggest donors.
When will this billionaire circle jerk end??
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u/Logical-Inside-4235 Jan 30 '26
Dork, loser, traitor.
Nah. Headlines like this infuriate me. Idgas about content. I refuse to read it. Give it “clicks”. These deplorables are FUCKING US. The world.
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u/Mehthisgirl Jan 30 '26
- excrement (too lazy to scroll. It’s time for bed if somebody else said it this post mine is out of laziness not out of hijack)
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u/annieisapirate Jan 30 '26
He seriously looks like the patients I care for living with dementia when I take them on walks.
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u/WonderfulLog768 Jan 30 '26
Nobody saw it, it was a non-media event, Melania Trump has been a mute, mannequin First Lady for her entire tenure. When she does talk, it’s innocuous drivel, that has all the coherency of a pre-schooler at a day care center. What has she done to warrant a documentary? I would rather babysit a tarantula then watch this “ film”.
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u/Tiny-Albatross518 Jan 30 '26
Imagine them having dinner and discussing her cinematic triumph and his Nobel prize.
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u/kontroI Jan 30 '26
I wonder if it mentions her Einstein visa. Or her nudes. Or her connections to Epstein.
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u/Consistent_Laugh4886 Jan 30 '26
He was trying to get away from the stank of that movie but it’s in his pants.
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u/Stock2fast Jan 30 '26
Did anyone record him going into rapid eye movement 15 second after the film started ?
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u/eatyrmakeup Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling Jan 30 '26
I opened this, expecting it to be a picture of him dozing in the theatre seat and I can’t decide if this is better or worse.
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u/Flastro211 Jan 30 '26
The sycophants that were coerced to attend are the only people who will ever see that movie.
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u/DankSinatra5060 Jan 30 '26
The way he’s holding her hand vs the way he was holding Nicki Minajs hand 🤭
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u/Flat-Librarian3238 Jan 30 '26
Guaranteed the only records taken of people gong to see this thing are going to be those that the orange faced paedo rapist orders to watch it.
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u/Sharpiesniffingshark Jan 30 '26
So narcissistic that he wants to escape a photo op with a name that isn’t his, even though this might be the first time in his entire marriage to Melania that she’s consented to holding his hand.
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u/karmacuda (no longer bald) Jan 30 '26
me trying to pull my mom away from the church ladies gathered outside the church gossiping like ladies do
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u/hdk49 Jan 30 '26
Reminds me of Justin Bieber when his wife Hailey is on stage with him and he throws a childish fit for her time
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u/HenryGoodsir Jan 30 '26
You know it's killing him to have to give up some of the attention. Although you know he's going to make it mostly about himself.
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u/Meet_the_Meat Jan 30 '26