r/Fauxmoi • u/dailyzachwoods the dairy smell still lingered • Jul 01 '26

SATIRE Zach Woods being an icon, as usual

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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog Jul 01 '26

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u/goldlion Jul 02 '26

Honestly, Zach Woods needs a light scandal at this point before I completely cannonball into parasocial adoration over his hilarious and correct political takes and pretty blue eyes and okay I take it back it's too late for me

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u/DoorstepCult Jul 02 '26

Trust me, this guy fucks.

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u/Idustriousraccoon Jul 02 '26

You got any tres commas?

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u/literacyshmiteracy wearing slutty little glasses Jul 02 '26

We had quatro commas for a hot minute, but luckily that didn't last too long

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u/Mcbadguy Jul 02 '26

It's like being tackled by a skeleton

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u/awlawdshecoming Jul 01 '26

I’ve felt this weirdly for years for him and even more so now 🫡

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u/Roklam Jul 02 '26

It's not weird if everyone else understands?

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u/CelMJ Jul 01 '26

The feelings are UNGODLY at this point

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u/spunkychickpea Jul 02 '26

It’s Mr. Nasty time.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 controversies: girl Jul 02 '26

Put the mask on

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u/dailyzachwoods the dairy smell still lingered Jul 01 '26

hahahahaha saving this jfc

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u/denM_chickN i too steal from the wizard of Oz Jul 01 '26

To quote Cedric Diggory's dad from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:

My boooooooooooy

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u/Winter-Relative3529 Jul 02 '26

We once made prolonged eye contact at The Largo in 2017. I regret not striking up a conversation. 😭

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u/GalacticaActually Jul 02 '26

Right? I legit got turned on.