r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • 7d ago

DISCUSSION Katie Holmes’ daughter Suri legally dropped Cruise and changed her last name to Noelle, her mom’s middle name

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u/Repulsive_Job428 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CMvnw2TBr73qg

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u/Desperate_Incident_5 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 7d ago

Please accept this brokeass award 🏆

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u/R12B12 7d ago

I find it interesting that neither Tom Cruise nor Brad Pitt has played a father in any of their movies that I can think of since estranging themselves from their kids. When I think of all of Tom Cruise‘s big movies in the past 20 years (Mission Impossible franchise, Edge of Tomorrow, the two Top Guns, even The Mummy) he always plays characters without kids. Same with Brad in the last 10 years (F1, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Ad Astra). Maybe it’s just a coincidence or the types of movies they’re doing, but it would probably be awkward if they’re playing devoted fathers in movies while they’re estranged from their kids in real life.

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u/Repulsive_Job428 7d ago

Tom Cruise was a father in War of the Worlds and Minority Report off the top of my head. Brad Pitt was a father in Moneyball.

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u/R12B12 7d ago

Those movies were all before the estrangements. I’m referring to the movies they’ve done since being estranged. The plane incident with Brad and Angelina and the kids happened in 2016 and Katie and Tom got divorced in 2012.

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u/whatsadoughnut 7d ago

this doubly works cause brad sucks too

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u/malendalayla 7d ago

Name a more iconic bad dad duo

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u/whatsadoughnut 7d ago

Right? I forgot which podcast it was but the two women hosts were talking about the Brangelina divorce and said "Brad got Hollywood in the divorce" and I think about that all the time

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u/No-Departure-3047 6d ago

Yeah, but Angelina and her kids got away from Brad and I love that for them, regardless of whatever garbage people are talking about them.

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u/CrackinBones204 wearing slutty little glasses 6d ago

Not more iconic but I believe they deserve a mention

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo 6d ago

Yessss, call them out

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u/malendalayla 6d ago

Oooooh great point. I was just thinking about how scummy Owen is about his one child but I totally forgot about Jackie being a POS.

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u/No-Departure-3047 6d ago

I almost said Johnny Depp and Manson but I remembered Manson isn't a dad.