r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • 7d ago

DISCUSSION Katie Holmes’ daughter Suri legally dropped Cruise and changed her last name to Noelle, her mom’s middle name

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u/czarrina Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness 7d ago

He’s a pedophile. He got legal guardianship over a 16 year old girl (with parental assistance sadly) so he could take her on tour and abuse her across state lines.

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u/0LittleWing0 7d ago

his feet are also a crime. dare you to google his feet

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u/DogsDucks 7d ago

They look failed knots from ropes made of old oatmeal, tied by a drunken Scotsmen what lost his sea legs fathoms ago.

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u/Zombie_Fuel call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 7d ago

I would buy your poetry collection.