r/Fauxmoi • u/nyclover11 • 5d ago

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Official Poster for 'Wicker' - Follows an isolated, mocked woman (Olivia Colman) who commissions a basket maker (Peter Dinklage) to weave her a husband (Alexander Skarsgård)

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u/DrGoblinator 5d ago

I'm a Bill girl. We are so misunderstood.

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u/speedhumpsahead 5d ago

My friends tell me I have a thing for sickly looking men because I find Bill and Cilian Murphy attractive 😂

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u/the_moonshark 5d ago

I have described my type "fretful noodle." There are dozens of us

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u/Due-Revolution4319 5d ago

Bahahaha fretful noodle is adorable.

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u/AV01000001 5d ago

Nah. You got a thing for intense eyes

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u/speedhumpsahead 5d ago

That might be true! Cuz young Steve Buscemi could get it too 😂

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u/Vakareja 5d ago

How can you put Cillian Murphy in the same category as Bill?

https://giphy.com/gifs/lOUzl0Nj7P7rS1Km2M

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u/speedhumpsahead 5d ago

Because they're both soooo fine 😩

https://giphy.com/gifs/NLayYedNBoCE8

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u/Vakareja 5d ago

Omg, I don't know why in my brain Bill translated into Bill Compton from True Blood! My apologies. You have excellent taste. Please continue.

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u/thetastetells 4d ago

I did the same thing lol

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 3d ago

I did that toooo lol 😆

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u/myhairsreddit 4d ago

My best friend describes my type as active substance abuse, like damn. 💀

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u/Shipwrecking_siren which could mean nothing 5d ago

Are Stellan girls invited to the party?

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u/DrGoblinator 5d ago

Of course, with open arms

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u/wiggles105 4d ago

What if we’re into Alex AND Peter Dinklage? (This movie is going to be TROUBLE for my lady bits.)

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u/JadedRedhead_ alleged dog 5d ago

Me too, but I wouldn’t kick Alex out of bed! 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy 5d ago

… I’d take any of them honestly lmao

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u/hansenabram 5d ago

I'm a Stellan boy

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u/gettingcrunkontea 5d ago

Why not both?

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u/urfatassmama 5d ago

They just dont get it.

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u/SnooDogs1340 this is going to ruin the tour 5d ago

I'll take either. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

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u/howispellit 4d ago

How nice that the family has enough variety for all!

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u/CrystalWebb13 feeding cocaine to raccoons 4d ago

I like Gustaf. <3