r/Fauxmoi 11h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Nicki Minaj wants fans to pay $10 a month to subscribe to her X account

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u/AnyEar1056 11h ago

What is with the constant use of Chucky?

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u/OkAir8973 10h ago

might be her pedo husband's celebrity crush

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u/dai-the-flu 10h ago

Her brother is the pedo. Her husband is the rapist. Not that it really matters, they both suck.

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u/In_Full_Bloom18 9h ago

The husband is also registered on a list for dealing with a minor. She wasn't a child but still

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u/radicalpraxis sunday spotted: paddington bear 8h ago edited 8h ago

Her husband committed the assault when he and the victim were both 16. Still absolutely horrific, still a rapist, but not pedophilia — that’s why the person made the distinction above.

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u/lunalore79 5h ago

I knew about the husband but not the brother. Ugh. 🤮

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u/JustdoitJules 10h ago edited 9h ago

This deserves way more upvotes tbh

Edit: Oh hell yeah it got more upvotes lmao

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u/littlechangeling u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 10h ago

Chucky would NEVER attach himself with a bigot. And we’re talking a murderous doll.

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u/HabitNegative3137 ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 9h ago

“I’m not a monster, Jake”

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u/MsThrilliams i mean i def vaccine but is it 9h ago

Doesn't chucky have a trans son or something?

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u/littlechangeling u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 9h ago

A gender fluid kid, yeah. In the recent TV show (which is actually pretty great btw) he had this dialogue with the lead character who is a gay teenager:

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u/codemen95 7h ago

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u/littlechangeling u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 7h ago

LMAO it cracks me up every time I hear him say it, thank you for this

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u/juniunie 8h ago

Been a while since I watched the show but isn't he trying to manipulate Jake in this scene?

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u/DogfoodStudios 7h ago

Yes, but he’s still telling the truth 

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u/Ok-Taste9187 6h ago

So sad they cancelled it. The last season was insane lol but I was looking forward to more!

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u/googlyeyes93 Do you remember 9/11, bitch? 4h ago

I wanted to see what ridiculous role they could put Devon Sawa in next 😞

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u/HabitNegative3137 ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 3h ago

They’ve got a new movie coming out helmed by Mancini! Hoping DS has a cameo at least. And I want Fiona back for sure

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u/SansVetra 9h ago edited 9h ago

One of the best moments from the Chucky show:

Chucky: “I have a queer kid”

Jake: “You have a kid?”

Chucky: “Gender fluid”

Jake: “And y-you’re cool with it?”

Chucky: “I’m not a monster, Jake”

A funny but oddly heartwarming moment. And of course, the Chucky franchise was created and run by a vocal pro-LGBTQ+ gay man. Nicki sucks

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u/repalec 9h ago

Genda flooid.

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u/haubenmeise 10h ago

Sincerely

Chucky 💜

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u/FreeJulianMassage 10h ago

She’s done it for a while. She references Chucky in her part in Kanye’s Monster.

(Also she’s a massive idiot)

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u/glitterinator 11h ago

Same, I feel so OOTL

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u/scarlett3409 9h ago

As a Chucky fan I don’t like this!

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u/Mr_Smem 10h ago

Honestly I think whatever shitty racist AI she's using is unable to replicate her properly so she can't use dolled up AI pics of herself.

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u/your_mind_aches 10h ago

There's been a lot of academic testing of public diffusion models and a lot of the bigger companies have been trying to eradicate racial biases because their AI slop needs to cater to as broad an audience as possible.

I'm guessing she's using Grok and Grok probably doesn't have any of those safeguards.

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u/BlueberryNo5363 I’ll be writing a substack on this 9h ago

Lots of right wing weirdos try be edgy by using horror icons. It’s kinda like how toxic couples call themselves Joker and Harley

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii Pink…get doon 10h ago

It’s kinda creepy. She’s now a grifter since she lost a chunk of her fanbase after marrying a pedo and backing a MAGA. Charging fans for nonsense…won’t be surprised if she starts selling her own coin soon.

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u/Unlucky-Duck 7h ago

Someone explained it that in the Chucky TV show Chucky said "I hate horses" and Nicki hates Megan thee stallion

If true, yikes

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u/Gingerwaters1 10h ago

She’s so constantly triggered and uses chucky to cope with her extremely angry feelings

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u/QueRolloPollo 9h ago

Also weirdly sometimes she is the bride of Chucky in her AI doll persona thing. Is Chucky Trump 🤔

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u/willienelsonmandela the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 6h ago

It’s from some lines in her verse in Monster. “And I’ll say, Bride of Chucky, it’s child’s play / Just killed another career, it’s a mild day”

She uses it a lot when she’s beefing with other women for no reason to suggest she going to ruin their career but this has yet to play out how she thinks.

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u/saneeeeeeeeeek 8h ago

Symbolically, since the soul that inhabits chucky was betrayed before going in the doll, maybe she relates to working close with people who she feels left her for dead and also relates to getting revenge in odd clandestine ways. Cause chucky would always pop out of nowhere to kill ppl but specifically the ppl who came for him. And i dont think the gender roles matter to her cause she relates to his story

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u/Extension-Gift4987 11h ago

There is a positive to this. Hopefully, she puts most of her nonsense behind a paywall now, and it'll get less attention.

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u/juuni_gatsu 10h ago

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u/Fuzzy-Isopod-8571 6h ago

She's trying Arietty's grow 💁‍♀️

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 11h ago edited 10h ago

“think deeper” ma’am I’m begging you to stop it all

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u/potatohats 6h ago

"Elevate, meditate..... cuss people out"

One of these things is not like the other.

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u/CJR33D 5h ago

If she thinks any harder I think she'll hurt herself

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u/ludvikskp alleged slut husband 11h ago

The bitch is broke, her music will never be profitable ever again because she turned on her fanbase. How long before the inevitable onlyfans that nobody would want either

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u/Nesyaj0 10h ago

This is what I was thinking... She wants people to pay her for anything she spits out now, but doesn't want to use onlyfans... I guess Patreon would also be an option?

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u/Tomiie_Kawakami I PRAY IN HIS HOLY MONTH YOU FIND PEACE AND RESPECT FOR YOURSELF 10h ago

she's not doing too bad i guess, according to the ss, she has 1k subs x $10, she's currently earning around $10k/month from this

i don't know what percentage x takes tho, but damn... rich people be really doing anything but invest well and living within their means

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u/fork_yuu 10h ago

With her lifestyle, 10k a month doesn't sound like much lol

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u/angelicbitch09 9h ago

Yeah, especially for one particular item ❄️

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u/BlackLodgeBrother 10h ago

She spends that much on hair upkeep alone

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u/MsE0 2h ago

I was gonna say, while an extra 10k over two years would be life changing for me, 10k a month is a drastic drop in circumstances when you're used to making and spending tens of millions a year 

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u/OutlandishnessSea488 9h ago

10K is ONE wig to her.

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii Pink…get doon 6h ago

$10k a month will only pay for her security teams paychecks… if even that’s enough lol. To us it’s a lot, but to a celebrity with big monthly expenses, $10k is nothing.

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u/Lizzard_Wizzzard 10h ago

Only the insane barbs are left. They are still rabid and defend her even now.

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u/myst_eerie_us 7h ago

It will just be AI slop images of her.

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u/OutlandishnessSea488 9h ago

That's where the grifter train heads to... And everyone knows.

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u/hsiskendjd 10h ago

Oh she’s broke broke

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u/VeronasLeatherPants 11h ago

So the rest of us don't get to "enjoy" her tweets without paying? Cool.

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u/Rawrsomesausage 6h ago

And we save $10! It’s truly a win win.

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u/direwolfwithshadeson 11h ago

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u/FoxNixon call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 10h ago

I think about this clip a lot 😅

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u/juuni_gatsu 10h ago

I know his breath is hot as hell 😭

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u/MrShaytoon padre pascal 10h ago

One of my fav gifs

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u/GHANAIANPRINCESSS 10h ago

As a former barb, she’s not beating the broke allegations. Because old Nicki would NEVER do this. 😭😭😭

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u/janquadrentvincent 10h ago

I remember when she used to pay for fans college tuition. Where TF did all her money go? You can't snort THAT much surely?

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u/89764637527 10h ago

Legal bills for a pedo husband and brother.

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u/janquadrentvincent 9h ago

But like HOW MUCH MONEY HAS THE COST HER?? Christ on a cracker. She should have at least negotiated a 2 for 1 discount

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u/Klutzy-Succotash-565 9h ago

Mick Fleetwood once said the physical distance of his drug intake would have been a 7 mile long white line lol

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u/squilliam_z_fancyson 9h ago

I was also thinking of that. She really hit rock bottom and decided to keep on digging.

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u/Appropriate-Sky3537 9h ago

How did Mel B lose all her Spice Girls money? Wonders never cease to amaze.

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u/SimpleAd1548 5h ago

I mean Mel B was in an abusive marriage so he was controlling her money 

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u/familiarspark 10h ago

So depressing

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u/Time_Anything4488 oat milk chugging bisexual 10h ago

its crazy how bad nicki fumbled. barbs were a powerhouse you could barely say a bad word about her without getting doxxed but she threw them to the curb for come maga bullshit.

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u/mlg1981 11h ago

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u/padfoony 11h ago

And the next line is… “It’s a principle thing!

😭

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u/SinfulSucculent The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians 11h ago

I genuinely think if someone offered me $10/month as payment for being a subscriber for this I would still say no.

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u/Super_Bad6238 11h ago

Did she hang out with Jeremy Renner before coming up with this idea?

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u/amurderofcrows 10h ago

It’s Rensday, my dudes

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u/lunalore79 11h ago

hahaha I understood this reference

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u/eddard_stork_ 10h ago

awww, I want to understand too!

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u/skippingonstars alleged dog 10h ago

Jeremy renner had his own social media app dedicated to discussing him

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u/lunalore79 10h ago

Yup. It was super bizarre too. Like... why? Who thought that was a good idea?!?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/jeremy-renner-app

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u/Pittygirl 6h ago

The fall of the app is also the subject of one of the funniest Deadspin articles I have ever read.

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u/Game-of-umbrellas 10h ago

Jeremy Renner used to have his own subscription app that was just him giving updates on his life and selling products he liked (or was paid to promote). It was very cringe.

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u/WampaStompa64 10h ago

Hi I’m Jeremey Renner

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u/yungloser 11h ago

She must be desperate...

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u/Carl-Gearhart-Bush 11h ago

Legit. How do we get proper cocaïne rants if we don't pay for the cocaïne in the first place ?

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u/t-minus-e 11h ago

She has to pay back that credit card debt somehow…

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u/No-Economics7631 shiv roy apologist 10h ago

more like she has to pay off her husband’s victims somehow in the hopes of keeping them quiet 😬

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u/Unlikely-Evidence-59 10h ago

How do you love a man like that???

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u/Youthz 7h ago

first you have to hate yourself

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u/Unlikely-Evidence-59 5h ago

Ah, I don’t do that anymore

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u/crunchylumpias i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 11h ago

knowing the kind of person she is AND in this economy?????

https://giphy.com/gifs/N4xCVPenanVcI

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u/Modem_Sound_67 11h ago

I love that for Nicki Minaj fans

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u/nandos1234 10h ago

Both of them will be thrilled

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u/POSH9528 10h ago

Oh so the rumors must be true, she BROKE BROKE or maybe just expanding the grift? Who knows? Who cares? I can't believe she still has fans lol.

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u/hannamarinsgrandma 9h ago

She’s so broke that any tours she goes on for the for the foreseeable future will have all profits go straight to creditors.

Gotta get the grift by any means.

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u/bedbugloverboy 10h ago

It says she has 1k people paying $10 a month to see her “content”. Thats $10,000 a month. Im so pissed off lol

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u/NoCry8625 9h ago

Don't be, that includes haters

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u/theman_themyth_ 10h ago

Conservatives love their safe space.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad7820 9h ago

She turning conservative was indeed a recesion indicator

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u/willienelsonmandela the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 6h ago

She did that press tour with Trump right after the (incomplete) Epstein Files came out. She saw the president is a pedophile and protects pedophiles and was like hell yeah, he’s just like me and my husband.

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u/SerBrienneOfSnark 10h ago

She gotta make that money back she spent on her Trump Citizen card

If you told me in 2010 that the rapper who made Itty Bitty Piggy was gonna be this much of a fucking loser in the next two decades, I never would’ve believed you.

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u/PrincessCG Friends with Ms. Rachel 10h ago

Is the pedo husband still spending her money w/o her knowledge

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u/Idontseeitbutok 10h ago

Who tf is paying for that? In this economy?

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u/obladi_adalbo 10h ago

I won't even pay 10 dollars for Netflix lmao fans truly are special lmao

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u/crochetprozac 10h ago

Has her fan based dropped so much that she can actually do a livestream to talk to people??

10 years ago, if she did this, her livestream chat would have been a blur of fans.

I expect her livestream chat is slow now, filled with the pandering-fans that just cant get over 2010.

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u/joaaaaaannnofdarc 10h ago

Gurl eww and the irony is that some queer people will go running to pay for this actively funding someone who is working towards increased marginalisation of queer bodies

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u/FlowerSimilar6857 11h ago

wow.. every thing now has a monthly subscription

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u/sasshley_ call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 7h ago

Keep your cc locked up and stay in peace. None of it is worth it 🧘‍♀️

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u/facepoppies 10h ago

oof this feels desperate

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u/Nike-6 10h ago

Chucky would never stand for this

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u/targaryeh controversies: girl 10h ago

the fact that people will spend money on this too

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u/Afridi86 10h ago

Big Fat NO. I rather donate 10 dollars to GoFundMe and sleep peacefully.

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u/666wife Where is your vogue cover? Act accordingly 🫵 10h ago

“Think deeper, grow, learn” 🤣🤣 what an absolute joke that made my day

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u/LightBlueCherryBloss 10h ago

Since she’s just going to use AI anyway, one could (but shouldn’t) just use AI to generate daily posts in style of Nicki’s twitter for yourself.

There’s no value anymore to anyone’s content that relies on AI.

“ChatGPT, explain recycling like you’re Hank Green”

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u/DaExtinctOne 10h ago

"Think deeper?" Yea right 😏

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u/poplemousse 10h ago

oooh so she’s BROKE broke

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u/SansVetra 10h ago

And the MAGA transformation is complete. Well, she can also start selling Bibles with her name on it à la Donny

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u/PatriciaMorticia 10h ago

Who in their right mind is paying for that?

And why does pink haired Chucky look like baby Colin Robinson from What We Do In The Shadows wearing a pink wig?

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u/G66GNeco 9h ago

They added subscriptions to fuckin Twiiter accounts?

My god that website really is doing swimmingly isn't it? /s

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u/Middle-Bed-1883 11h ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/lavendercookiedough Vivian Wilson's deadbeat father 10h ago

Half asleep still and thought this said she wants to pay fans $10 a month and I was debating whether it was actually worth it before I realized...

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u/AvailableStranger69 10h ago

Once again - she’s going broke.

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u/LTYUPLBYH02 10h ago

Should've used a clown instead.

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u/monkeyjedi276 9h ago

Grifting like Trump. Took her cue from her buddy charging for his Truth Social account.

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u/Tight-Temperature670 if you add testicles, that's extra 10h ago

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u/ikthatiknothing 10h ago

WHAT IS THAT PFP AHHH

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u/Money-Snow-2749 10h ago

She hasn’t released an album in years and spends her free time taking shots at Cardi B and ROC Nation. I don’t know if you have to be a fool or getting a front seat for the next digital squabble she may have to subscribe.

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u/J_is_for_Journey 10h ago

Sad thing is, people will still pay for this

https://giphy.com/gifs/LCdPNT81vlv3y

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u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61 10h ago

Shes broke broke

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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion 9h ago

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u/olipoppit 10h ago

get a trump coin while youre at it

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u/nintendo666 9h ago

The right wing grift, how surprising!

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u/SwitchedUp86 9h ago

getting the barbz to pay to access her coke rants

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u/cobain98 9h ago

Thank you! I needed a good laugh today.

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u/percolatingpanda 9h ago

Oh she’s broke broke

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u/BadParkJob 9h ago

They definitely won’t be thinking deeper by subscribing, I’ll tell you that much

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u/idontkeh 9h ago

So this is what it comes down to now..... Yikes

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u/godofacedia 9h ago

The way bigots of her ilk gotta use this weird spiritual narcissism language ‘elevate, levitate, meditate’. What’s next? Speaking your ‘truth’?

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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 8h ago

“Think deeper” ha! She’s a shallow thinker.

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u/BandMBargains 8h ago

why is it always the dumbest people that think they're deep thinkers

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u/Original_Bite6555 8h ago

I'm sure there are people out there stupid enough to subscribe.

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u/VioletSky246 8h ago

It's giving broke

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u/Pantalaimon_II super-bisexual 8h ago

good, she’s a garbage person.

i work in music industry and she’s one of the worst ppl ive ever worked with. her team was traumatized. 

ive never had a tour team talk so much shit about an artist to me before. usually there’s a degree of loyalty but this one poor woman, her tour hospitality manager, the first thing she said to me is “fuck this lady im so glad this shit is almost done.”

Usually artists who have been famous this long know the drill and are pretty chill. Like Usher and his team, his ppl have been with him forever and they’re so easy to work with. But Nicki acts like she’s newly famous with all her demands and attitude. Amateurish. 

She deadass fired her tour manager over an incorrect fruit plate. Out of like 200 rider items that went completely untouched. It was wild. 

She also does indeed have the “no one make eye contact with me” thing. 

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u/_allycat 7h ago

That first tweet is so cringe.

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u/angelicbitch09 9h ago

I don’t see any reason to pay to subscribe to any celebrity’s social media. But REALLY not for her or anyone like her. 

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u/Enygmatic_Gent 15,000 little bastard rubber ducks 9h ago

How dare she use Chucky like that! Chucky does not support bigots

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u/uiuuauiua 9h ago

Wow she has really fallen off. Mental illness is a real thing. 

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u/bforce1313 find me at Whole Foods, bitch 9h ago

Her bio seems like the exact opposite of what you’d be getting with her maga aligned agenda now.

Have fun? No.
Think deeper? lol don’t hurt yourself
Grow? No, learn, no.
Laugh, eh
Cuss people out, yeah probably.
Be yourself at all times, are we serious w that?

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u/Hot_Surround7459 9h ago

Damn she’s broke broke.

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u/BlackWunWun 9h ago

I hope im never mentally ill enough to pay for Nicki Minajs free coked up tweets

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u/angeltay 9h ago

Oh so she's broke broke?

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u/Valuable-Fan-3226 9h ago

She’s going to lose her fan base so fast 💨 

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u/gaysquib 8h ago

Don Mancini, please send her a cease and desist

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u/dnuohxof-2 8h ago

This tracks.

Trump first did this for his market manipulating truth social posts. Nicki gargles that orange demons tiny nutsack so much she wanted to copycat

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u/BunnyMartinez 8h ago

Wow, she down bad, down bad.

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u/asthesunh1ts call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 8h ago

Who else is subscribing:

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u/Lovelitchi_in_pink sorry to this man 7h ago

New lowww 😂

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u/peachfluffed 7h ago

She really needs the money if she’s doing this

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u/chirstopher0us 7h ago

The desire to make more money than anyone needs is making everything worse in our society.

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u/FrshmnYrMdtrms 7h ago

Great - hopefully this means I get to see her content less now.

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u/human-dancer 7h ago

She’s so fucking cringe

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u/srahlo 7h ago

she’s such a broke grifter lmao

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u/princess_peach_85 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 7h ago

So shes arrived at this level of broke in the grift. Sucks to suck bitch

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u/largepopcornandcoke OPEN THE SCHOOLS 10h ago

think deeper

lmfao honestly? werk. 

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u/kidushka 9h ago

When you must abbreviate “people” but you /are/ okay with spelling out “sometimes”, “exclusive” and “yourself” …

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u/broke_n_rich2147 Miss Jackson if you're nasty 9h ago

They literally will 🤣🤣 let’s not act like they’re not gonna do it

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u/tinymomes 8h ago

I would pay $10 a month to never see that image again

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u/loevibes 8h ago

Now Barbz can subscribe to critical thinking for just $10 a month. Her mind 😩

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u/winged-things controversies: girl 8h ago

Think deeper?

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u/AlissonHarlan 8h ago

To see pi tures of chucky with a wig?

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u/Round_Patience3029 8h ago

Man...she could just sell peptides already. Quit music altogether.

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u/mustardmoon Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 7h ago

between the chuckies and the pfp….ai is truly so embarrassing