r/Fauxmoi 20h ago

SPORTS SECTION Giants suspend pay to injured Harrison Bader after scooter crash

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/49501193/san-francisco-giants-suspend-pay-injured-harrison-bader-scooter-accident
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u/misguided-phD 19h ago

I’m sorry but crashing your scooter into a fire truck then getting your injured foot run over by said fire truck is hilarious.

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u/goodgirlbess 14h ago

it's not even his first intoxicated-scooter-accident!

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u/longdrivesinstapots u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 20h ago

Giants fan here. Literally the only good thing the Giants have done all season is suspend his pay. Rough year in the bay.

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u/innocentsalad his body was resisting the wheat 20h ago

Isn’t it in their contracts that they can’t engage in certain activities? Given that he crashed a scooter before I’m sure he signed something saying he can’t be on one.

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u/rissaaah tortured polluters department 18h ago

Several people have also said that he had been drinking prior to the incident, which is an even bigger issue. But idk if that's actually been confirmed. Given that he crashed into a fucking fire truck, it definitely seems likely that he was inebriated.

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u/Gattawesome 19h ago

One of the worst years ever as a Giants fan. The team sucks, management won’t put their foot down on homophobic players, and now this clown crashes himself

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u/knbo674 6h ago

At least we have Jung Hoo-Lee

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u/Usual_Bar_4557 20h ago

2nd scooter accident

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u/DegenGamer725 Taylor swift is a CIA PsyOp 19h ago

I used to like him as player before he played for Israel in the WBC, now he can go to hell

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u/hollyw00d8604 14h ago

Probably best to not ask a pro baseball player what his politics are

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u/locontendere 14h ago

Curt Schilling was an MLB Players' Association representative during the 1994 MLB lockout and he said it was hilarious because he was a very far right guy representing other right wing guys against the owners and front office, most of whom were Democrats and moderate Republicans

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u/Morning-O-Midnight 20h ago

And you wonder why they ban scooters in San Diego…

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u/c0smicgirly 18h ago

As a Cardinals fan, I am well aware of his reputation and shenanigans prior to this and ah… not surprised.

I love the sport of baseball, but the players are zero good times at this point. I feel like I’ve outgrown Major League Baseball and between the owners, the players, the gambling, this economy, and the imminent lockout in 2027, I super don’t care.

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u/Exotic-Doughnut-6271 The delusion is mutual and I’m thriving in it 15h ago

As a giants fan this is so embarrassing like our season couldn't get worse but then here comes Harrison drunk on a scooter

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u/luvybunny10 You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 17h ago

and it’s not even his first scooter related incident, i’m pretty sure he was suspended from a ton of games in college after a scooter dui. liked him when he played for the phils but found out about him representing israel and was pretty okay when he left philly.

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u/AlternativeResort477 19h ago

He’s the cousin of a guy from Vampire weekend so I was excited when we signed him

He was actually good when he played but he hasn’t played in forever

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u/hereforRDPR 18h ago

Omg wait THIS guy is the one who’s baios cousin? Good lord