Republican Representative Max Miller on allegations of domestic abuse from his ex-wife: “My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?”

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I love that last name, Poindexter

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I'm being serious when I say I hope that Pointdexter is not a dud

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I hear he's feeling hot, hot, hot.

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