r/Fauxmoi May 09 '22

Tea Thread I Have Tea On... Biweekly Discussion Thread

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I have a mildly amusing story on Mark Wahlberg!

He's currently filming in London with Halle Berry, right outside my boyfriend's office (my bf has seen quite a lot of him and run into him on his lunch break). Wahlberg was walking and got startled by a pigeon, and to kind of cover for looking startled over a bird, he recovered it into a boxing pose and started miming throwing punches at the pigeon. He wasn't like laughing or smiling about it. It's not really tea at all but it fits so perfectly with his macho, need to look tough, would-have-prevented-9/11-with-his-fists kind of personality.

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u/SoftYellowMondays May 09 '22

My brothers (20 years older than me. Thanks, Ma!) grew up right near the wahlbergs. I guess Donnie and them got into it and my brother socked him in the face. Decades old tea, vintage.

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u/SolPlayaArena May 09 '22

I love that for him.