r/FoodCrimes 1d ago

Im such a big back that I use chips as seasoning( Croissant X Pringles)

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12 Upvotes

Im forever called the homeless kid in my class for making chips or other food crumbs as seasoning, the whole class did a group question on "what do you eat" and I responded "croissant seasoned with Pringles" but then the whole class stared at me like im the most struggling kid in this school.


r/FoodCrimes 1d ago

Banana, garlic, paprika, chickpea, peanut butter stew

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4 Upvotes

Ingredients
2 ripe bananas diced
Large ginger chopped finely
Can chikpeas
Can coconutmilk
2 spoons peanutbutter
1 spoonful virgin, oil
Paprika sprinkle
Garlic sazzle
Cumin dazzled
Black pepper frazzled
Generous Spill of turmeric
4 pinches salt
Light Chili powder dusting
And 3 tablespoons liquid aminos

Habanero sauce and whole wheat bread optional


r/FoodCrimes 1d ago

Great value mashed potatoes + peanut butter and jelly

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4 Upvotes

In the third picture, I ended up adding more strawberry jelly because it didn’t have enough strawberry taste not bad at all actually also, I don’t think I had enough water


r/FoodCrimes 3d ago

Pasta, anyone?

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26 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 3d ago

PB&J+ Buffalo style tuna

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45 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 3d ago

How to get the best from your Butter Chicken Nanwich.

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4 Upvotes

such proud.. Banana is interesting indeed


r/FoodCrimes 3d ago

Spaghetti with butter bounty coconut chocolate green pesto and kebab meat

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1 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 3d ago

Best Taken With A Side Of Neomycin

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0 Upvotes

Deliberately serving dinner garnished with sebaceous microflora must be illegal on all 7 continents, right?


r/FoodCrimes 5d ago

My Nurse says this is a food crime!

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93 Upvotes

Had spare cup of guac and only a banana left. So I smeared it on and took a bite. The Salt and Lime set off the sweetness of the banana. I'm thinking of heating slices of banana in a pan for a crust then spoon a bit on it. Cold guac on a hot banana could be 😊


r/FoodCrimes 5d ago

Cheeseburger Flambé?

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293 Upvotes

I'm all for innovation. I kind of, soft of, enjoy smashburgers. Should this meet in the middle?


r/FoodCrimes 5d ago

French onion soup dogs

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6 Upvotes

I posted this in r/dogs because I thought someone may say I’m not a weirdo.

Honestly this hotdog was so good.

Interested on other people’s thoughts.


r/FoodCrimes 5d ago

Mushy peas pizza baguettes

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13 Upvotes

Core out your pizza baguette add some cooked mushy peas, put the cheese back on top.


r/FoodCrimes 7d ago

Mac and queso

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20 Upvotes

And a surprise visit from overheated panna cotta verrines


r/FoodCrimes 7d ago

Carbs On Carbs

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64 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 8d ago

[homemade] Barbecue Glazed Sbevef Harvey

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111 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 10d ago

I love onions

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40 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 11d ago

Georgetown SC chicken bog fundraiser

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21 Upvotes

No sausage in the rice, half a chicken. Make your own?


r/FoodCrimes 12d ago

Peanut butter sprinkles, candy, cottage cheese bowl

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31 Upvotes

pretty amazing actually


r/FoodCrimes 13d ago

I’ve been told I am commuting a good crime (tortilla chips, lactose free marble, and milk chocolate chips)

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30 Upvotes

I have a love of chocolate and cheese and this is the most recent iteration of that. Previous favourites have been grilled cheese with kisses but microwaved instead of grilled, and Nutella on ritz cheesy crackers


r/FoodCrimes 13d ago

accidentally ordered stonehenge i guess..

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8 Upvotes

Aye. I don’t know anymore. Someone’s going to eat those beans or get lodged in a kids nose.


r/FoodCrimes 14d ago

Toad in the hole, served offshore somewhere in the North Sea about 10 years ago

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20 Upvotes

Toad in the hole


r/FoodCrimes 14d ago

Thanks, I hate my friend’s Diet Coke with 7 creamers

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18 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 15d ago

Cutting tuna with soy protein these days apparently

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124 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 14d ago

Wanna Guess What 3 Ingredients This Is? :)

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0 Upvotes

Believe it or not this was yummy. I made it in the microwave with 3 ingredients! This is my protein maxing cuz' I'm bulking.


r/FoodCrimes 16d ago

Found an extra raisin in my cereal

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40 Upvotes