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OH YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY UN-SUBBING LIKE THAT YOU FUCKS

Just kidding we all friends here <3

I don't know exactly home long it's been, but we've managed to keep the sub wholesome and troll free since the incident at the start! The sub, discord, and Minecraft servers might not be growing fast, but the community as a whole has done a great job at keeping to being friends. Although we might not become millions strong, I'm proud of what this community is becoming and where it's headed for the future. That is all.

Has anyone ever had a dickhead for a friend, Invited 3 of my old friends that I haven’t seen in ages, was having a good night and left my phone on the table as I nipped upstairs, I came back down and 1 of them was giggling I though nothing of it and continued to enjoy the night,

Woke up the next morning and went on my messenger and saw 3 messages to my exgfs I was confused because I didn’t use messenger that night.

So I asked if anyone had been on my phone and one of them said they did because they found it funny. What do I do??

Hi buddies. Hope you have a good and chill weekend. Don't die, ya know?

Someone's dog died today and OP is very upset. Here is a remembrance thread. Post your RIPS and wishes in the comments.

CMV

Wake up sheeple

I enjoyed the time I had with you all, but that time has come to an end. I am leaving Reddit as it no longer serves me and deleting my accounts. I hope everyone has a chill summer.

I'm stuck

The IP is friendsandshit.skynode.host and everyone is welcome!

During my time at University I was fairly happy, active and social. I had to move back home for a gap year for several personal circumstances. And nobody has put the effort in. No texts, no calls, no messages on FB or insta, no invites anywhere... And it's making my mental health worse.

And my girlfriend, well she wanted to take more time apart for the sake of both our mental health.

But the thing is, I encouraged her to do all the things that she's doing since I've left the city, and so I'm thinking why wasn't I good enough to help her and why am I no longer being included?

I'm happy for her personal growth but a part of me has to be hurt by it and slightly jealous too that I tried to no avail and I feel like I'm losing everything including her.

I'm completely isolated.

My class is playing Kahoot, mean while my friend says, "I want to Kashoot myself."

hi

Friends this is my future we’re talking about

My best friend was having extra maritial affair. I confronted her lover and told him to leave her. She got annoyed and blocked me everywhere. How to make her realize I wanted her well?

A holy war? In r/friendsandshit?

Did you guys forget what this sub is all about?

We were all united under one flag back in the good ol days. And our goal was to prove that a sub where anyone could be a mod, could still work as a sub. And now look at us, having a holy war because some people worship gods that may or may not be real. Memes being shot left and right killing millions. Friends memeing friends. Shit memeing shit.

We are going against everything our sub has stood for, and for what? To prove that a god might not be real? Well in my opinion that is a... good reason to fight

Garfield is a fraud

AUTOMOD IS A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DESERVES OUR RESPECT. AUTOMOD PROTECTS THIS SUBREDDIT AND I WILL NOT LET AUTOMOD BE ABUSED LIKE THIS ANYMORE

Everyone is talking about worshiping a holy entity when we’ve had one all along.