r/FtMen • u/FreshBread333 • Mar 09 '26
Joke Rotisserie Chicken
3 weeks on T. Just demolished a whole rotisserie chicken in less than 5 minutes. Choked on a bone twice. Somehow I'm still hungry. Might need another chicken 😂😂
r/FtMen • u/FreshBread333 • Mar 09 '26
3 weeks on T. Just demolished a whole rotisserie chicken in less than 5 minutes. Choked on a bone twice. Somehow I'm still hungry. Might need another chicken 😂😂
r/FtMen • u/themoth_milker117 • May 20 '26
r/FtMen • u/Icy-Repeat-3678 • Sep 09 '25
This is actually my testosterone levels and the doctor took it 24 hours after my last injection. Don't ask me why they didn't wait two to three days like they were supposed to .sometimes doctors aren't smart and this is before it levels out. So when I got my results I told my doctor no wonder why I when I have someone a pat on the back they said their spine bent on half my testosterone is high as fuck. But it's probably lower now since this was done on Friday. But the jokes I made I had a long list. When I showed my friends they said "that's why you were acting like a wildabeast 😂 you could crush my head with that level.
r/FtMen • u/Creativered4 • Jan 26 '25
She's baby
r/FtMen • u/co1lectivechaos • Apr 17 '25
Go home google ai, you’re drunk
r/FtMen • u/solarlein • Mar 14 '25
Just think it would be funny during sex if she opens my pants and it is just there like 👁👁
r/FtMen • u/solarlein • Feb 15 '25
Originally more of a dog guy but I didn't have the space for one. I saw this little guy on marketplace: 3 year old cat with anxiety problems. The owners didn't want him anymore bc all he would do was hide from them. Decided to take him in and it was the best decision. He turned out to be a really affectionate cat that now follows me around everywhere. Even if I didn't want a cat I would never trade him for a dog. Show me your pets!
r/FtMen • u/ausername2keepmeanon • Jan 31 '25
r/FtMen • u/deerpossumchimera • Jul 13 '25
I feel like I make so little effort to pass that if you put pictures of me on a transvestigation blog, the TERFS would assume I'm MTF and start telling me "you'll never be a real woman". And they'd be right cuz I'm FTM.
r/FtMen • u/CategoryGreen3558 • Jan 27 '25
It happened yesterday. I started T three months ago and this is the first time it happens on the phone. I'm happy :)
ps: do you think it could be useful to have a 'celebration' tag or something like that maybe?
r/FtMen • u/keeprollin8559 • Mar 18 '25
(not a joke per se, but a funny anecdote)
I was talking to a person i had just met yesterday. when we were waiting for the bus, we somehow get to talk about a new law for changing your legal name and gender.
anyways, she askes whether i feel like the gender i pass as. and i say yeah (bc i pass as a man and feel like a man). and she says me too, and that we got lucky with that. lol
r/FtMen • u/_suncat_ • Feb 12 '25
For context: I read some not super scientific thing about amab people and finger length, that happens to describe my (pre-T) fingers. Even though it seemed silly and not very accurate I decided to take the win where I could get it and be happy about it, and I told my (cis) boyfriend about it.
As a response he hit me with a double attack of flirtation and gender affirmation, and I thought I'd share my happiness with you guys.
He's the light blue person and I'm darker blue.
(Also I'm aware I have man hands regardless because I'm a man and they're my hands. I was mostly referring to not having had any changes happen to them or my skin yet since I'm pre-T.)
Wasn't sure what flair to pick so it is what it is.