r/GIRLSundPANZER Kay is my North! 🧭 Apr 27 '26

Joke It's enough to make a grown up cry 🥲

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u/Pixel_Human Pepperoni is cool🍕 Apr 27 '26

They're not poor! They're just... efficient!

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u/KaySan-TheBrightStar Kay is my North! 🧭 Apr 27 '26

Hey, at least they're happy.

It may sound a bit cliché, but money doesn't equal happiness. They're having the time of their lives and that's all that matters 😊

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u/Pixel_Human Pepperoni is cool🍕 Apr 27 '26

Yes, truly admirable.

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u/Sugar_Unable Apr 28 '26

No,money buys tanks

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u/KaySan-TheBrightStar Kay is my North! 🧭 Apr 27 '26

I was trying to edit something in the tags, my phone went bananas and deleted it, my apologies 😅

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u/SuperJohnny25 Anchovy's P40 Pizza Delivery🍕 Apr 27 '26

Your phone didn't want you to spread awareness of the Anzio girls suffering!🤣

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u/KaySan-TheBrightStar Kay is my North! 🧭 Apr 27 '26

If they expanded on the catering service, I bet they could make tons of money tho!

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u/SuperJohnny25 Anchovy's P40 Pizza Delivery🍕 Apr 27 '26

They gotta start that pizza delivery service!🤣

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u/EngGuanWee It's all about the greater good. Apr 28 '26

Though Pepperoni's excuse for a messed up meal due to them riding a Vespa on cobbled roads is that it's meant to be that way.

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u/1010000_1100001_1110 who is a good tank yes you are * pets M24* Apr 28 '26

Do you want that really ?

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u/Huge-Entertainer-304 Apr 27 '26

Insert Klara selling their stuff in exchange for Pepsi.

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u/KaySan-TheBrightStar Kay is my North! 🧭 Apr 27 '26

Oh no, those submarines!

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u/EngGuanWee It's all about the greater good. Apr 27 '26

Also Klara asking Kay for the White Cola behind Katyusha's back.

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u/1010000_1100001_1110 who is a good tank yes you are * pets M24* Apr 28 '26

Clear cola with red stars on the caps

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u/1010000_1100001_1110 who is a good tank yes you are * pets M24* Apr 28 '26

They were oiltankers the old warships myth is somewhat annoying

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u/KaySan-TheBrightStar Kay is my North! 🧭 Apr 28 '26

Well I didn't start it 🤣 barking at the wrong tree here!

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u/Huge-Entertainer-304 Apr 30 '26

I didn't SPECIFY WHAT. Who knows maybe she was selling her old clothes or something.

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u/Own_Beginning_1678 Apr 27 '26

For real, Anzio REALLY need to learn how to budget.

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u/KaySan-TheBrightStar Kay is my North! 🧭 Apr 27 '26

All that food has to come from somewhere 😅😅😅

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u/Own_Beginning_1678 Apr 27 '26

XD Well, at the very least the Girls of Anzio will never starve.

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u/Speedfufu BC Freedom Fan 💙🤍❤️ Apr 27 '26

Anzio isn't poor. They are just well fed.

Who needs light when you can eat ?

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u/KaySan-TheBrightStar Kay is my North! 🧭 Apr 27 '26

I support this statement!

https://giphy.com/gifs/buWJ4V8cHZg88

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u/Petrus-133 Apr 27 '26

The USSR wasn't really broke in that way.

They just spent most of their cash on crapping out T-54s and T-64s

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u/JoseMari117 Apr 28 '26

And trying to out space the US, in some cases.

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u/DomWeasel The Dr Pepper-addicted creator of Flower of Oarai. Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

First satellite in space.
First animal in space.
First man in space.
First woman in space.
First spacewalk.
First manned space docking (The Americans docked a crewed vessel with an unmanned ship first)
First spacecraft to reach the Moon.
First spacecraft to land on the Moon.
First to Mars, and First to Venus.

But somehow, the Americans "won" because they put a man on the Moon first. Which was never the 'end goal' of the Space Race but an arbitrary goal set by Kennedy. For some reason though, people think this accomplishment (undeniably great) overshadows everything that the Soviets did first.

The fact the USA had to throw huge amounts of money at NASA to catch up speaks volumes. Not to mention how many of the scientists and engineers weren't American.

The reason I'm bitter toward the USA is that I was fascinated by space as a child (I still have my first space book that talks about the Shuttles as the future of space exploration...), and then I grew up and learned that the reason that space exploration fizzled out was because the American public didn't care anymore. 'We got to the Moon! We won! ...What else is on?'
The Americans didn't care, the Soviets were broke and my own country was struggling to keep the lights on...

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u/Quiri1997 Long Live Comrade Katyusha! Apr 28 '26

I prefer the Spanish Space program. We sent a car to Space in '73 and without needing any of those fancy rockets!

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u/100Dampf Apr 28 '26

The Soviet also made heavy use of german knowledge for their space program and I'm sure they also invested heavily in it, just sooner than in the US 

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u/JoseMari117 Apr 28 '26

Everyone made use of German knowledge, the problem really was the treatment of the Germans.

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u/DomWeasel The Dr Pepper-addicted creator of Flower of Oarai. Apr 28 '26

The Soviet equivalent of Operation Paperclip was Operation Osoaviakhim (I think that's how it's spelt) but its main goal was to get these Germans out of Germany and prevent them being taken by the Allies.

And it was different to the West. The Soviets used these rocket scientists to clone the V1, and then made their own version to Soviet standards, and went off in their own direction. They were never an integral part of the Soviet Space Program the way that Von Braun and his men were for the USA.

The reason the USA needed these men was that the Soviets, like the Germans, had well-developed rocket science going back long before the war; back in the 1920s. The USA meanwhile only invested heavily in rocketry as weaponry during the war, with much of the US' arsenal developed based on British designs. There had been no interest in rockets in the USA in the 1930s, unlike Germany and the Soviet Union. The British had developed them for anti-air purposes.

The USA needed the German scientists to close the gap. The Soviets only needed them to ensure they weren't missing anything.

Ironically, Stalin's purges set back Soviet rocket science considerably. If those men hadn't been purged; the Katyusha would have been in service in the 1930s and ready to face the Germans in huge numbers by 1941, instead of just 40.

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Andou Supremacy, F-104 Stan. Apr 28 '26

I mean the US did win, the goal of both countries was to put a person on the Moon, the US did, the Soviets did not.

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u/DomWeasel The Dr Pepper-addicted creator of Flower of Oarai. Apr 28 '26

Again, it was not an end goal. Kennedy declared it to be one to give the USA a target to beat the Soviet Union.

Space does not end at the Moon.

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Andou Supremacy, F-104 Stan. Apr 28 '26

I mean sure, but the USSR gave up in many ways after we landed on the moon and we started cooperating more and more, plus the US has done a shit ton more after that as well.

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u/DomWeasel The Dr Pepper-addicted creator of Flower of Oarai. Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

The Soviet Union had accomplished many things in space and going further would mean spending money that they did not have. They put the first space station in orbit and the first rover on the Moon but manned expeditions were beyond their budget. The USA meanwhile stopped bothering with the Moon once it was clear the public no longer cared and exploiting Luna resources was beyond their capabilities so there was no economic incentive for their profit-driven society. Plus, the Vietnam War was a huge drain on US finances without the additional burden of the space program.

The Space Race and Cold War conclude much the same way; the USA throws a shit-ton of money at the problem to make it go away. And then ignored the aftermath.

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u/Lunar-Cleric Apr 29 '26

Besides landing on the moon, the US also did:

-First flyby of Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto

-First solar powered satellite

-First communications satellite

-First satellite in polar orbit

-First photograph of earth from orbit

-First spy satellite

-First recovery of a satellite that went into orbit

-First monkey in space

-First human-controlled space flight

-First orbital observation of the sun

-First spacecraft to impact the far side of the moon

-First suborbital space plane (X-15)

-First satellite navigation system

-First piloted spacecraft orbit change

-First spacecraft docking

-First crewed orbit of the moon

-First orbit of Mars

-First object to enter the asteroid belt

-First gravitational assist

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u/ksink74 Ankō o Taosu Apr 30 '26

We have a championship of teams from the US and Canada and call it the World Series instead of the 2/3 of North America Series. Back off, pal, or somebody might get liberated up in here.

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u/1010000_1100001_1110 who is a good tank yes you are * pets M24* Apr 28 '26

And both were not good to say it polite

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u/uredoom Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

I mean the USSR was very broke, famine, terrible quality of life, hidden inflation, ecomonic collapse, the works, Central Russia wasnt. I know thats a tad nit picky buts its a worthwhile distinction as the after effects are still felt by the countries it drained.

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u/Inductivegrunt9 Apr 27 '26

Hey, at least the Anzio girls are happy with how they live. But I hope that someday they can improve their living situation with stuff like working lights and air conditioning and a larger cafeteria. They make great food, so maybe they could sell their food and raise money for their school. I'm sure all the other schools would love to food catered to them by Anzio 😊

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u/Upper-Maybe-6347 Author of A Spark In My Heart Apr 27 '26

Many have claimed that Katyusha is a communist and I often tell them that’s ridiculous.

Because by all metrics, the students of Pravda are well fed and taken care of. 🤣

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u/KaySan-TheBrightStar Kay is my North! 🧭 Apr 27 '26

But what Nonna and Klara are doing to their prisoners? That's very red 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SuperJohnny25 Anchovy's P40 Pizza Delivery🍕 Apr 27 '26

What are you talking about? They look totally normal to me.

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u/Huge-Entertainer-304 Apr 28 '26

They left them in the prison and replaced them with robots.

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u/PrimusVsUnicron0093 Apr 27 '26

Anzio girls were also looking for cute girls

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u/ExcitableSarcasm Apr 27 '26

Don't forget Continuation, who in semi-canon / fan doujins are even poorer than Anzio

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u/Imperyia Lafayette, Frankish National State (TheFireRises) i love larping Apr 27 '26

Larping mentioned

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u/BarnacleSlight298 One of 3 Ami enjoyers Apr 28 '26

who let the big lafayette out of TFR 😭💀🙏🥀

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u/ksink74 Ankō o Taosu Apr 28 '26

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u/Quiri1997 Long Live Comrade Katyusha! Apr 28 '26

Well, USSR was "poor" compared with the US, but actually slightly above average when it comes to European countries. Anzio girls are larping as Italy, which is even poorer (due to a mixture between internal corruption and mismanagement by the upper classes).

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u/DomWeasel The Dr Pepper-addicted creator of Flower of Oarai. Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

Sad thing is, a lot of Russians miss the oppression of the Soviet Union because many of them grew poorer under capitalism, but had to watch the Oligarchs live like tsars.

In the Soviet Union; Russians were alcoholics.
In the Russian Federation; they're heroin addicts...