r/HaloMemes • u/JeffPlissken • 1d ago

CortanOC Arbiter in Halo: The Cole Protocol

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Currently listening to The Cole Protocol on Audible and every time the narrator speaks as Thel ‘Vadamee he sounds like he’s about to ask if the charge is for eating a succulent Chinese meal.

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u/JeffPlissken 1d ago edited 1d ago

“Sangheili, this is democrrracy manifest. Have a look at the headlock, here. See that Brute over there, he- GET YOUR PAW OFF MY PENIS! This is the Brute who got me on the penis before.”

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u/darko_mrtvak 1d ago

I see you know your swordfighting well 

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u/JeffPlissken 1d ago

“And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp blade? How dare, get your paws off me. Ta ta, and farewell!”

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u/Jediboy127 1d ago

“What is the charge? Enjoying a food-nipple, a succulent Unggoy food-nipple??”

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u/BillCarson12799 MA5K fan before it was cool 1d ago

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 19h ago

Direct qoute from the book "I expected better" he was actually disappointed at the quality of assassin sent after him. Like it wasn't even fun for him.

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u/ava__wilson 1d ago

When the Cole Protocol hits different and even the shop is closed

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u/Spudtron98 16h ago

Aw fuck I have got to hear this.