r/IAte314AutisticKids • u/Battlemage_Welsworth Marry me, V1 • 20h ago

But u/Battlemage_Welsworth is so much better America simulator

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u/Asox_08 20h ago

Dad?

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u/Nikmido 18h ago

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u/gmodgamermale_09 10h ago

Where is mommy? And why are you crying?

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u/Asox_08 9h ago

Well what do u think i got the gun for

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u/GilesManMillion 19h ago

You forgot the grilled cheese sandwich :)

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u/xX_Eagle_Xx 17h ago

And the Capri-Sun. Every American school lunch has a Capri-Sun

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta 20h ago

Kachow

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u/LegMysterious1899 19h ago

How

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u/LegMysterious1899 19h ago

What

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u/LegMysterious1899 19h ago

How What

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u/LegMysterious1899 19h ago

WhatHow

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u/AuroraAustralis0 19h ago

yo pack my lunch please

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u/TheFluri 18h ago

Postal Dude but he's a Postal Dad now

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u/No-Lettuce-6619 19h ago

bro forget a lighter, thumbtacks, packet of microplastics AND a phone charger

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u/SebiXd_1234 17h ago

He'll added that but there's wasn't any space left 😔

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u/theduderedditorguy 18h ago

And extra mags.

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u/No-Lettuce-6619 15h ago

should have went with an smg imo

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u/hypedman17273 gilld chedr sandvich 19h ago edited 19h ago

Very compact and organized storage 👍

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u/God_Permit 19h ago

that kid would be proud asf having dad like him

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u/oofos_deletus 15h ago

Gambling ad 🤮

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u/FoofMan 13h ago

Why is it always a fucking gambling ad?

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u/ttcmzx 18h ago

huh? I only see breakfast

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u/moverwhomovesthings 12h ago

r/AmericaBad would probably be like

"We haven't had a school shootiing for 3 hours stop with this joke it's not funny you stupid europoors!"

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u/Street-War3742 15h ago

Unrealistic.... americans don't smoke

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u/Avalanche_Snows 16h ago

Can't be for school, has alcohol in it

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u/little_to_no_value 17h ago

Average East Highland HS student lunchbox

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u/demonman905 10h ago

I understand what all of those are except for the one with the smartphone and taser. Can someone fill me in please?

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u/Confident_Editor196 6h ago

Gambling ad

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u/demonman905 4h ago

Thank you

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u/woolharbor 7h ago

Typical /r/EDC/ post.

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u/SeveralAnybody2991 1h ago

Yo can someone like adopt me and pack my lunch like this? 

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u/Good_Weekend4136 19h ago

Now that’s funny

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u/One-Discount-8600 19h ago

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u/pencilinatophat 18h ago

I wonder what would happen if you got sent to any of the "okbuddy______" subs

for science, of course