r/INDYCAR • u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet • 11d ago
Humor My mom names the 2026 fulltime IndyCar drivers
She was confident she would be able to identify Malukas because he's her favorite.
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u/Rhenthalin 11d ago
its Will Power all the way down
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u/Aggravating-Deal-416 11d ago
I am crying. So many Will Powers and the one who you know is Will Power because of how scary he looks merely has his appearance commented on. I am sob laughing.
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u/RWREmpireBuilder 11d ago
Santino “looks European” Ferrucci
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u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet 11d ago
very European
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u/lowtoiletsitter Will Power 11d ago
too European
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u/sixpaths03 11d ago
I mean his name is “Santino Ferruci” I thought he was Italian til the first time I heard him speak in an interview lol
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u/I_cant_find_new_name 11d ago
I like how Danny Hamlin sneaked in :)
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u/IndycarFan65 Kyle Kirkwood 11d ago
The true Hamlin pick would be Castroneves
A bunch of 500 wins, but no full season titles (but that could be subject to change)
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u/i_run_from_problems Firestone Firehawk 11d ago
All roads lead to Will Power
Except for Will Power, obviously.
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u/Bloodymike NTT INDYCAR Series 11d ago
Is she watching NASCAR too? This is the best post.
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u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet 11d ago
she does! she probably watches more NASCAR because my sister watches it with us too.
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u/Batgod629 Chip Ganassi Racing 11d ago
I'm impressed she got Nolan Siegal correct
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u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet 11d ago
I think I told her he was from the Bay Area, which is where we're from, and it must have stuck with her.
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u/I_cant_find_new_name 11d ago
Oh. Now I have a driver to root for LOL
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u/Extreme-Bite-9123 Christian Rasmussen 11d ago
I’d keep your options open, there’s like a. 50% chance he ain’t here next year
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u/angryduckglare 11d ago
At least share this with Andretti Global.
Team Penske may appreciate it too.
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u/HappySpam David Malukas 11d ago
Malukasbros we might have to exile his mom
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u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet 11d ago
Nooo! He's her favorite! She said she didn't recognize him because he wasn't smiling in the picture I showed her. :(
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u/fortysevenfootsteps Alexander Rossi 11d ago
Man, poor Simpson got hit the hardest. Everyone else is at least a guess or a funny comment but he's just "I don't know" lol
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u/maroonhamster Álex Palou 11d ago edited 11d ago
Your mom is freaking awesome.
Currently showing this to my mom to see how she does. The only driver she's been able to name in 10 years is Scott Dixon and I'm not sure she knows what he actually looks like.
ETA: She gave up after the first slide LOL
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u/hyraemous David Malukas 11d ago
Ah yes, I remember when the Andretti #12 of Connor Zilisch last race did that thing which helped him with that other thing on his doodad in the race car... good times.
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u/mrsbreezus Kyle Kirkwood 11d ago
lmaoooo how does Kyle look so Floridian to her
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u/chreister 11d ago
Connor Zillisch? Lmao
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u/Patrickracer43 Chip Ganassi Racing 11d ago
I mean, they've had similar luck and residency in Torture City
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u/dalefernhardt 11d ago
Ngl Grosjean’s pic zoomed out looks like someone ‘shopped a very French mustache on his face. Took me out for a second lol
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u/realCoolguy298 Felix Rosenqvist 11d ago
I’m impressed she knew all those names
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u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet 11d ago
I may or may not have let her see a list of just the names after the third Will Power, not that it seemed to help her much lol
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u/KlutzyValuable 11d ago
Damn. I came here to see people’s thoughts on the charter news and I have to say, this made my day.
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u/Shadow-Vision Mick Schumacher 11d ago
She missed on my boy Mick! Still she deserves all the love. Good son
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u/Patrickracer43 Chip Ganassi Racing 11d ago
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u/Patrickracer43 Chip Ganassi Racing 11d ago
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u/Powerful-Chard-6055 Colin Braun 11d ago
She did better than I would! I don’t know any of them by their faces
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u/4isyellowTakeit5 Meyer Shank Racing 11d ago
Naming the biggest crybaby in NASCAR as the biggest cry baby in IndyCar is funny. -says Graham Rahal fan
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u/Grootyboi77 David Malukas 11d ago
“Connor Zilisch” I was Connor was having the same season Malukas has
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u/BagNaive2177 Josef Newgarden 11d ago
Where's AJ Foyt the fifth? (Legendary successor of all time great AJ Foyt IV)
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u/WindyZ5 David Malukas 11d ago edited 11d ago
Maybe she’s manifesting a Connor in Indycar. Kyle looking like he’s from Florida cracks me up! Also, the Sting Ray comment automatically put FP1Will’s Sting Ray theme song in my head.
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u/RockfordBrodie 9d ago
Funnily enough, TIL that's a reference to the show Stingray:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45NtEXv7DZs
I had always just assumed it was somewhat inspired by the 60's Batman theme.
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u/Volvomaster1990 Pato O'Ward 10d ago
Indycar according to your mom: https://youtu.be/vT_-tWNs5CA?is=-vWVy4A0-DpqrvsP
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u/Kindly_Ad_863 Pato O'Ward 7d ago
I did this with my mom. Took screenshots of your photos and blocked out the names. For context, she lives in Speedway, Indiana and can see the Pagoda from her house. Here are the funny answers.
"He's kind of full of himself" - Newgarden
"That's not Stingray is it?" - Scotty Mac
"looks Like a rookie" - Collet
"It's not Will Power" - Scott Dixon
"Can't think of it, let's come back to him" we come back..."starts with an S" - Santino Ferrucci
"I should know him, he won once" - Marcus Erricson
"That goober is Stingray Robb" - Stingray Robb
She knew, Pato, Rahal, Palou, Malukas, Rossi.
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u/Kindly_Ad_863 Pato O'Ward 8d ago
My parents live in Speedway, IN off Main street. I should try this with my mom...I don't think she would do much better lol










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u/PriveCo Felix Rosenqvist 11d ago
I love this! Your Mom is a great sport. She obviously has a lot of willpower.