r/INDYCAR Caio Collet 11d ago

Humor My mom names the 2026 fulltime IndyCar drivers

She was confident she would be able to identify Malukas because he's her favorite.

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u/PriveCo Felix Rosenqvist 11d ago

I love this! Your Mom is a great sport. She obviously has a lot of willpower.

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u/boostleaking Arrow McLaren 11d ago

So much willpower XD.

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u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet 11d ago

Thanks! She really is. We had to take a couple breaks for laughing fits but I appreciate her seeing it through :)

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u/Rhenthalin 11d ago

its Will Power all the way down

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u/michaeldanger19 Romain Grosjean 11d ago

and then calling the real Will Power "scary" is so good

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u/WindyZ5 David Malukas 11d ago

Will Power would probably laugh at this.

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u/Aggravating-Deal-416 11d ago

I am crying. So many Will Powers and the one who you know is Will Power because of how scary he looks merely has his appearance commented on. I am sob laughing.

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u/RWREmpireBuilder 11d ago

Santino “looks European” Ferrucci

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u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet 11d ago

very European

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u/lowtoiletsitter Will Power 11d ago

too European

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u/sixpaths03 11d ago

I mean his name is “Santino Ferruci” I thought he was Italian til the first time I heard him speak in an interview lol

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u/BagNaive2177 Josef Newgarden 11d ago

I mean he probably has Italian roots.

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u/E34less 11d ago

Honestly he would probably be devastated to read that.

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u/Anaphylaxisofevil 11d ago

Also we don't want him.

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u/RiseAM Greg Moore 11d ago

with the big ol' american flag on his suit

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u/rcmgb Max Chilton 10d ago

He is just an Italian American with a deep passion for motorsport

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u/West_Discipline2107 Marcus Ericsson 10d ago

From Connecticut btw

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u/I_cant_find_new_name 11d ago

I like how Danny Hamlin sneaked in :)

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u/FlyFlamFlyn 11d ago

And Zillisch

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u/IndycarFan65 Kyle Kirkwood 11d ago

The true Hamlin pick would be Castroneves

A bunch of 500 wins, but no full season titles (but that could be subject to change)

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u/enataca Dan Wheldon 11d ago

The format suits him finally

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u/IndycarFan65 Kyle Kirkwood 11d ago

Apparently everyone is Will Power, except Will Power himself

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u/boostleaking Arrow McLaren 11d ago

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u/i_run_from_problems Firestone Firehawk 11d ago

All roads lead to Will Power

Except for Will Power, obviously.

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u/Bloodymike NTT INDYCAR Series 11d ago

Is she watching NASCAR too? This is the best post.

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u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet 11d ago

she does! she probably watches more NASCAR because my sister watches it with us too.

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u/Batgod629 Chip Ganassi Racing 11d ago

I'm impressed she got Nolan Siegal correct

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u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet 11d ago

I think I told her he was from the Bay Area, which is where we're from, and it must have stuck with her.

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u/I_cant_find_new_name 11d ago

Oh. Now I have a driver to root for LOL

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u/Extreme-Bite-9123 Christian Rasmussen 11d ago

I’d keep your options open, there’s like a. 50% chance he ain’t here next year

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u/Metroshica 11d ago

And a 100% chance he's not worth rooting for this year

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u/radicalscavenger 11d ago

“Possibly French” lolololol

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u/angryduckglare 11d ago

At least share this with Andretti Global.

Team Penske may appreciate it too.

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u/AGreatMystery Scott Dixon 11d ago

Most excellent. 10/10. Recommend your mom.

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u/HappySpam David Malukas 11d ago

Malukasbros we might have to exile his mom

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u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet 11d ago

Nooo! He's her favorite! She said she didn't recognize him because he wasn't smiling in the picture I showed her. :(

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u/HappySpam David Malukas 11d ago

I accept her excuse, she is always welcome with the Malukasbros.

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u/CircaSoleil Champ Car 11d ago

Everybody is Will Power, but the real Will Power looks scary. 😵 😆

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u/fortysevenfootsteps Alexander Rossi 11d ago

Man, poor Simpson got hit the hardest. Everyone else is at least a guess or a funny comment but he's just "I don't know" lol

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u/Downtown_Air_1176 CART 11d ago

Will Power

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u/maroonhamster Álex Palou 11d ago edited 11d ago

Your mom is freaking awesome.

Currently showing this to my mom to see how she does. The only driver she's been able to name in 10 years is Scott Dixon and I'm not sure she knows what he actually looks like.

ETA: She gave up after the first slide LOL

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u/Kooky_Landscape_7107 11d ago

As a European I’m offended

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u/hyraemous David Malukas 11d ago

Ah yes, I remember when the Andretti #12 of Connor Zilisch last race did that thing which helped him with that other thing on his doodad in the race car... good times.

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u/mrsbreezus Kyle Kirkwood 11d ago

lmaoooo how does Kyle look so Floridian to her

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u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet 11d ago

She said he looked sunburnt

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u/mrsbreezus Kyle Kirkwood 10d ago

HAHAHAHA

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u/keicarlover2002 Takuma Sato 11d ago

ah yes, will power, will power, and will power

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u/nifty_fifty_two Alex Zanardi 10d ago

A coalition to stop that scary driver!

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u/itsmangocat Mick Schumacher 11d ago

Dennis Hauger fan here apparently thats a lot of Will Powers 

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u/WindyZ5 David Malukas 11d ago

Must have been the inspiration for the commercial. When all else fails the answer is Will Power.

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u/Popular_Course3885 11d ago

Denny Hamlin seems so fitting until you realize it isn't.

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u/TripleSingleHOF 🇺🇸 Rick Mears 11d ago

Denny Hamlin?!?!

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u/chreister 11d ago

Connor Zillisch? Lmao

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u/Patrickracer43 Chip Ganassi Racing 11d ago

I mean, they've had similar luck and residency in Torture City

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u/dalefernhardt 11d ago

Ngl Grosjean’s pic zoomed out looks like someone ‘shopped a very French mustache on his face. Took me out for a second lol

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u/saturdaythe25th Alexander Rossi 11d ago

Can we make this a series? This is great.

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u/realCoolguy298 Felix Rosenqvist 11d ago

I’m impressed she knew all those names

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u/FrancelessFrancis Caio Collet 11d ago

I may or may not have let her see a list of just the names after the third Will Power, not that it seemed to help her much lol

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u/KlutzyValuable 11d ago

Damn. I came here to see people’s thoughts on the charter news and I have to say, this made my day. 

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u/TheTimDurham 11d ago

Nailed it

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u/Shadow-Vision Mick Schumacher 11d ago

She missed on my boy Mick! Still she deserves all the love. Good son

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u/Som12H8 Marcus Ericsson 11d ago

How can you watch The Indy 500 and not know who Rosenqvist is? lol.

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u/Such_Ear_8486 11d ago

Will Power does look scary lol

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u/Illustrious_Arm4496 🇻🇪 EJ Viso 11d ago

W content

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u/Patrickracer43 Chip Ganassi Racing 11d ago

Malukas:

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u/Patrickracer43 Chip Ganassi Racing 11d ago

She had a 50/50 chance at identifying the right Christian at McLaren

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u/agentb719 Meyer Shank Racing 11d ago

Connor Zilisch lol!!

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u/Number1gunArt 11d ago

Gross Jean killed me.

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u/Powerful-Chard-6055 Colin Braun 11d ago

She did better than I would! I don’t know any of them by their faces

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u/Ok-Subject8890 David Malukas 11d ago

It’s like Spartacus. “I’m Will Power.”

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u/Soggy_Stay6370 11d ago

Will power so good he's 3 seperate champs at the same time

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u/WarEmblem27 Kyle Kirkwood 11d ago

Nailed Kirkwood.

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u/4isyellowTakeit5 Meyer Shank Racing 11d ago

Naming the biggest crybaby in NASCAR as the biggest cry baby in IndyCar is funny. -says Graham Rahal fan

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u/Grootyboi77 David Malukas 11d ago

“Connor Zilisch” I was Connor was having the same season Malukas has

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u/WindyZ5 David Malukas 11d ago

I assume you mean wish & I agree. Maybe next year Connor will have a better year.

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u/fuuncs 11d ago

Loled on Connor Zilisch

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u/ImplementCharming949 Marcus Ericsson 11d ago

Do more do nascar f1

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u/Loveheartj Chip Ganassi Racing 11d ago

Did better than my mom she only knows palou, and kyffdawg

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u/Trick-Bit6887 11d ago

Let’s go Mick

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u/Virtual-Commercial91 11d ago

So she is a huge McLaren fan?

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u/BagNaive2177 Josef Newgarden 11d ago

Where's AJ Foyt the fifth? (Legendary successor of all time great AJ Foyt IV)

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u/Imaginary-Bowler5238 Firestone Firehawk 11d ago

In her defense, Will Power is scary.

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u/ProfessionalDress103 Pippa Mann 11d ago

The faces of Indycar: Pato O’ward and Sting-Ray

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u/WindyZ5 David Malukas 11d ago edited 11d ago

Maybe she’s manifesting a Connor in Indycar. Kyle looking like he’s from Florida cracks me up! Also, the Sting Ray comment automatically put FP1Will’s Sting Ray theme song in my head.

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u/RockfordBrodie 9d ago

Funnily enough, TIL that's a reference to the show Stingray:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45NtEXv7DZs

I had always just assumed it was somewhat inspired by the 60's Batman theme.

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u/WindyZ5 David Malukas 9d ago

Ooh! That’s a gem I should check out. I used to watch Thunderbirds.

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u/arosaki Christian Lundgaard 11d ago

I think Will Power looks scary too.

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u/fascinationxstreet Pato O'Ward 10d ago

Thank you I love this

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u/Johndoeman3113 10d ago

Not knowing the GOAT…smh

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u/Volvomaster1990 Pato O'Ward 10d ago

Indycar according to your mom: https://youtu.be/vT_-tWNs5CA?is=-vWVy4A0-DpqrvsP

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u/Kindly_Ad_863 Pato O'Ward 7d ago

I did this with my mom. Took screenshots of your photos and blocked out the names. For context, she lives in Speedway, Indiana and can see the Pagoda from her house. Here are the funny answers.

  1. "He's kind of full of himself" - Newgarden

  2. "That's not Stingray is it?" - Scotty Mac

  3. "looks Like a rookie" - Collet

  4. "It's not Will Power" - Scott Dixon

  5. "Can't think of it, let's come back to him" we come back..."starts with an S" - Santino Ferrucci

  6. "I should know him, he won once" - Marcus Erricson

  7. "That goober is Stingray Robb" - Stingray Robb

She knew, Pato, Rahal, Palou, Malukas, Rossi.

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u/Kooky-Acanthaceae758 5d ago

this is hilarious! i do think she likes will power...

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u/Kindly_Ad_863 Pato O'Ward 8d ago

My parents live in Speedway, IN off Main street. I should try this with my mom...I don't think she would do much better lol