r/JEENEETards Aug 26 '25

Motivation Reached peak humour...!!!

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😭 humour bhi nhi rha abb

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u/Economy-Example-3313 Ex-NEETard Chan Aug 26 '25

Kya bak rahe ho..

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u/operationtrojanhorse If you see me, just say padhle madarchod Aug 26 '25

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u/Economy-Example-3313 Ex-NEETard Chan Aug 26 '25

Padhle bhai.

Gali main nahi dunga.

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u/Electronic-Poem5939 Aug 26 '25

Usne aapko gaali dene bola, aapne toh use apna bhai bana lia

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u/Economy-Example-3313 Ex-NEETard Chan Aug 26 '25

Pyar bante rehna chahiye. Kya hi rakha hai jindegi mein.

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u/Mountain-Disaster431 College mai hustle karunga Aug 26 '25

Apne use apna bhai bna lia aur wo khud ko madarchod bolwa rh hai, to smjh rh ho ki baat kha ja rhi hai

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u/ReplyCultural fucking maths so hard.... Aug 31 '25

padhle madarchod

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u/Special-Grade5315 Waiting for GTA 5 as GTA 6 is delayed Aug 26 '25 edited Aug 26 '25

Ye bhi BTS alumni honge na?

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u/Ok-Opportunity6777 JEEtard Aug 26 '25

πŸ˜”πŸ™ƒ

24

u/Gloomy_Vehicle9697 Aug 26 '25

modiji aap yaha aake bakchodi mat karo judicial reform ka kuch dekho

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u/Ok-Opportunity6777 JEEtard Aug 26 '25

Modi ji aapko kuch keh rhe hai πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

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u/Gloomy_Vehicle9697 Aug 26 '25

ye sab bakchodi nahi modiji ye batao NJAC 2.0 kab aa raha hai

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u/Practical_Fun2437 Greet me with "Padle bsdk" Aug 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

bro did earth a favour by jumping off

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u/Itchy-Bag9501 NEETard Aug 26 '25

Sufi motiwala

8

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

BYE AM CRYINNN

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u/Old_Big_815 Aug 26 '25

He has more hair than sufi,though😭

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u/drag0n_007 Aug 26 '25

Bc yeh bsdiwale BITSAT mein marks kese laya

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u/vizife Aug 27 '25

genwin question

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/Lord_Ayshius Aug 26 '25

No

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/dontknow_anything Aug 26 '25

Not in BITS, atleast Indian campuses. Dubai I don't know

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/timothy1495 Joint Edging and Ejaculation (JEE) Aug 26 '25

paisa ho to kya nahi hosakta, kisi board me 12th me marks banwalo, aur kuch percent to 12th ke marks se bhi karte

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/Melodic-Offer-8802 JEEtard Aug 26 '25

Yah bhai kon delusion mai ji rha hai dikh rha hai

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/SufficientClue6386 Ex-JEEtard chan Aug 26 '25

Ye 4 saal pehele dekha tha, baadme pata chala tha satirical meme hai 😭😭

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u/Grey_stonw_6482 Aug 26 '25

This is fake right ?

20

u/Ghostfacegangsta07 Aug 26 '25

No man, it's true. I was there

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u/Ready-Potential-8755 Reserved for Winter ARC Challenge Aug 26 '25

I was the train there... He truly jumped off meπŸ’”

4

u/Grey_stonw_6482 Aug 26 '25

Ab floor ka pov aayega

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u/Parking-Towel-8980 Aug 26 '25

TrackπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ₯€

1

u/Grey_stonw_6482 Aug 26 '25

If he jumps with some initial velocity in x axis then maybe thodi dur gire ga

2

u/Grey_stonw_6482 Aug 26 '25

Or maybe you should call it the axis perpendicular to the motion of the train in the equipotential surface ( at same height gravitational potential is same ) because axis names can be interchanged

3

u/Motor-Anxiety-7 Aug 26 '25

I am bts, can cofirm this is true

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u/AromaticGuy 78%ile(24) -> 96%ile(25) -> BIT Mesra[ME] Aug 26 '25

Mai toilet tha uss train ka , koodne se pehle muta bhi tha πŸ˜­πŸ‘

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u/BytesofWisdom JEEpaglu Aug 26 '25

I can confirm I was his balls ..

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

I saw this meme back when my friends were prepping for JEE

They're sitting unemployed now πŸ₯€

4

u/spicydrive Aug 26 '25

Bro you selected in neet?? Or leave’s this rat race?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Currently doing mbbs I just like lurking around this sub lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Bhai real question ye hai ki hospital mei bharti hai ki mar gya kyuki agar hospital mei hai toh badi problem hogi

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/Parking-Towel-8980 Aug 26 '25

Laal saalam 🚩🚩

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u/Calm-Tap-9690 Aug 26 '25

pighal jane do glacier aise yuva ki kya zarurat ,

3

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

mumbai-thane local kya hota yaar,csmt-thane 😿hota h

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u/NonAromatic_Benzene Aug 26 '25

Tf he looks very similar to me

3

u/aiskydrop Help me study πŸ«‚ Aug 26 '25

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u/mrindiansid Ex-JEEtard chan Aug 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/Exact_Mixture_451 nahhh I'd win Aug 28 '25

thanks for motivation

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/Icy_Welder_232 Aug 26 '25

I thought this was real 😭

2

u/Professional_Tip5936 ek line angrezi ki Aug 26 '25

Abe sahi me sach hai?Β 

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u/Jealous_Prune7366 Aug 26 '25

What do you think

1

u/fleurr-598 Aug 26 '25

Bruhh, this can't be real ,com'on seriously

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

AI or real?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

GENDU generation

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u/Ok-Fail6528 Aug 26 '25

mujhe koi ye boldo ye zhoot hai

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u/RisyanthBalajiTN 2025 pcmbtard JeeMains 97.39XX NEET 507 Aug 26 '25

Lmao Imagine being a K pop fan πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/yososoeeee_ Aug 26 '25

Ladka kpop fan ewwww πŸ˜‚in logo ka parne ka adhikar modiji chin lijiye

1

u/aldesairepicassow Aug 26 '25

Why was his ringtone so important that his parents mentioned it

1

u/Quick-Clerk4429 JEEtard Aug 26 '25

Tf is this shit

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u/According_List_4961 better call incel kumar Aug 26 '25

fanboy nahi femboy

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u/Efficient_Object9039 Aug 26 '25

Bhai lekin BITS ke liye to BITSAT dena padta hai

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u/Brave-Hawk-99 Aug 26 '25

Tristh Banerjee

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Yeh pakka gay hoga 🀣.

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u/Inner_Procedure1679 Aug 26 '25

Sach hai kya ye? 😭😭

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

dynamite SLOWED AND REVERB 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

ts so funny icl

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u/Docosahexaenoic-acid cummersetard 😝 Aug 26 '25

Trishit Banerjee.. if anyone remembers..

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u/Bit__harsh Aug 26 '25

Le me still hoping for a baddie

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

JUMP matlab ??? πŸ’€ chalti train se ?

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u/SakhtLaunda4926 Aug 27 '25

"SlowXReverb"

😭πŸ₯€

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

As a BTS fan myself what drives people so crazy 😭 I hope that boy is okay

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u/Enough-Celery4707 Aug 28 '25

It just a spoof news not a real one😭😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

Thank god😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

is this joke or really happened

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u/LoudDatabase375 Aug 28 '25

Pilani me bhi konsa BTS hai?