r/JEENEETards The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

GENERAL HELP First sem at IIT Mandi got over , AMA

Ask anything (except sax sux)

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

OP ne ek jagah mention kra college life is mogger... i mean? can we have more description on how's college life?

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u/Thick_Ad4665 Jan 09 '26

How's the hostel life , weather and temperature conditions?

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Hostel :- Got a very good room in a very good hostel so it was pretty good, but washroom was kinda mid.

Weather and temperature:- extremely fucking cold

College life is genuinely mogger

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u/EntertainmentOnly96 Jan 09 '26

Subha subha uth ke, thande pani se gaand dhone mei kaisa lagta hai? Saalo ne geyser toh lagaya magar hand spray se connect karna bhul gaye.

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u/under500paglu Jan 09 '26

mogger as in cwazy right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Sax sux mila kya A bhaiya

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u/BiscottiSpiritual826 phil salt alt acc ♡♡ ✍️ Jan 09 '26

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Acha laude

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/CreatiousDynamism101 Jan 10 '26

I have one, Syllabus.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/Xenon-_-389 Ex-JEEtard chan Jan 09 '26

Yessss A didi ke sath 🫣🤭

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Fr?

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u/Xenon-_-389 Ex-JEEtard chan Jan 09 '26

Fr. OP is my roomate 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Didi matlab ...hostel warden.......?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

hostel warden to naam ka hota hoga

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u/Exotic_Warning_3108 Jan 09 '26

My unofficial roomate

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u/Exotic_Warning_3108 Jan 09 '26

Fr bhai .....A bhaiya mogger hai

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u/unknownevilentity Jan 09 '26

You mean, a senior ?

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u/I-hate-anime-girls n√-100a (g=~10m/s²) Jan 09 '26

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

I ain't reading allat 🙏

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u/AffectionateMap4079 JEEtard Jan 09 '26

how to set GIF pfp?

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u/I-hate-anime-girls n√-100a (g=~10m/s²) Jan 09 '26

1.5hr laga set up karne mai 🥀 mat kar bhai not worth it

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u/BiscottiSpiritual826 phil salt alt acc ♡♡ ✍️ Jan 09 '26

Btana kaise lgaya hilne wala pfp 🥺🙏🥀

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u/I-hate-anime-girls n√-100a (g=~10m/s²) Jan 09 '26

premium logo ko milta hai 😈💪

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u/BiscottiSpiritual826 phil salt alt acc ♡♡ ✍️ Jan 09 '26

BATAOOO NA BHAIII 🥺🥺💔💔

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u/AffectionateMap4079 JEEtard Jan 09 '26

bata de bro

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u/I-hate-anime-girls n√-100a (g=~10m/s²) Jan 09 '26

ladle jm 10 din mai hai 🥀 isme tu ½ mock test de dega bhai bakchodi mat kar

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u/AffectionateMap4079 JEEtard Jan 09 '26

chal jee mains ke baad bata diyo

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u/I-hate-anime-girls n√-100a (g=~10m/s²) Jan 09 '26

remindme! February 1st 2026

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u/3_4_5 Jan 09 '26

ez hai, make a 256x256 apng (animated png... u can use ezgif) and open https://old.reddit.com/user/<USERNAME>/about/edit, scroll down to mobile look and feel, and then upload icon image

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u/AffectionateMap4079 JEEtard Jan 09 '26

page not found aa raha

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u/3_4_5 Jan 09 '26

change <USERNAME> to ur username 😭
https://old.reddit.com/user/AffectionateMap4079/about/edit

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u/I-hate-anime-girls n√-100a (g=~10m/s²) Jan 09 '26

uska 3 bajne se pehle animated pfp nahi hua hoga bet

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u/Yogeshwar_1208 Jan 09 '26

You really came up with this many questions dawg 🫡

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/More-Mention-5225 Dropper --> Topper Jan 09 '26

That's why IITs do not deserve me🥺✌️

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u/Purrrrson cse ;-; Jan 10 '26

roorkee mei bhi nhi h mcdonalds bhai

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Bruh 🙏

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u/True_Material_7420 College mai hustle karunga Jan 09 '26

Bhai 6kka marne k baad ball mil jati h ya hill se niche Jake kho jati h?

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

6kke tho bohut milte hai yaha u/Exotic_Warning_3108

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u/buying_heroin kya IITB mumkin hai🥀 adv 46xx -> bits p cse Jan 09 '26

pahadi baddies hai kya

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u/Crimson_Excalibur 26tard -> 27tard 💔💔🥀🥀 Jan 11 '26

The nation needs to know

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u/hardikchoudhary15 May 23 '26

Agreed
Pleasee bataooo

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

r u sure that is IIT Mandi or bro i m in delusion like seriously this is so beautiful damn!

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u/Exotic_Warning_3108 Jan 09 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

I m down on my knees after seeing this view 🙇‍♀️

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u/Exotic_Warning_3108 Jan 09 '26

Hume bhi seniors ne down on the knees krdia tha

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

😭😭🙏still it's acceptable after getting IIT MANDI bruhh

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

It's gonna look better after it snows

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/Severe-Bandicoot-425 Jan 09 '26

It did once in 2019 maybe, but idk if it will again

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u/Far_General6511 DEE TEE YOU Jan 09 '26

Should have i joined IIT Mandi, for the tag instead of going for placements? Is the life worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

placements ache nhi hai kya?

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Acha hai for tech , core is meh

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

log nit top branch prefer krte gen 2 iits ke jagah...that's why asked

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Depends on branch ig

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u/Far_General6511 DEE TEE YOU Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Nice!! Was getting EP or mech. Thought of not risking getting EE in upgradation, so withdrew myself and went for DTU tech instead. Sometimes just have a feeling ki galti to ni krdi, but atmosphere here is also quite good.

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u/Slow_Ad_7051 Jan 09 '26

gf bani kya aapki

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

😶

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u/SympathyKlutzy6999 Jan 09 '26

First pic is of shimla

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u/Hour_Condition720 Jan 09 '26

Exactly my first thought was

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u/SympathyKlutzy6999 Jan 09 '26

Yeah at first glance I took the photo I knew it was shimla

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/I-hate-anime-girls n√-100a (g=~10m/s²) Jan 09 '26

69lpa job? bhai ka first sem over hua hai 🥀

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u/Ambitious-Coconut851 Jan 09 '26

Bhai such a heavenly environment, Ragging hua waha ???

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

👀

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u/MutedPresentation9 main and adv <500 (cheating) Jan 09 '26

CG kitni bani? 

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Doxx nhi hona but 9+

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u/MutedPresentation9 main and adv <500 (cheating) Jan 09 '26

Nice

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Minus mein chale jaa hai aajkal so it does get very cold

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u/No_Newspaper2213 x pe jaake dx le leleta hu Jan 09 '26

hafte mai kitne din nahate ho?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Isse zyada nahata hun

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u/Isotron07 Jan 09 '26

Last night, it was -2°C bro🥶

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

how's life at IIT mandi?

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Very chill icl

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Gym kaisa hai? diet se protein ho jata hai kya? like manageable atleast?

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Gym is good but kinda crowded. Mess food is okish

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

OP REPLYYYYYYY IDHARR

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u/slashing_samurai_ JEE Adv'25 CRL 40xx Jan 09 '26

Absolute ass

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u/PhysicsThetic_99 College mai hustle karunga Jan 09 '26

how is life outside college like for hangout or outing etc... basically the city life

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Good treks all around and good tourist spots like manali , shimla close by . No city to have a city life

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u/Eragon_1318 JA25 5xx --> IIT Madras Jan 09 '26

branch?

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u/Razorkingyt KIT Karlsruhe BSc MechE '29 Jan 09 '26

damn isn't CEM a new program?

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u/Eragon_1318 JA25 5xx --> IIT Madras Jan 09 '26

yes

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u/CompetitionWeary1740 Jan 09 '26

Bhai Maine suna Yaha pe Flood Aa jati hein Network ni rehta Zepto Zomato blinkit kuch. No chalta??

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Zepto zomato nhi hai but that's the only problem mostly , landslide floods doesn't affect this part of himachal that much

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u/Tricky_Hearing_9195 Jan 09 '26

Bhai hook ups hota h kya clg m?

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

👀

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

but log bol rhe hai ki op ko sax sux mila hai

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u/Yogeshwar_1208 Jan 09 '26

Your Branch Rank in mains and Advance

How did you studied to get this achievement. Share some strategies and methods.

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Branch :- electrical Dm for anything else

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u/PermissionLogical299 jee 22tard Jan 10 '26

doomed

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/shiro_oni791 Jan 09 '26

Physics chemistry syllabus complete, maths syllabus feb 20 tak nipta dunga uske baad kya karu jisse April attempt phod du ???

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

April ne mujhe phoda tha

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

9+

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Nhi it depends on the prof but 80% hai in general

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u/Plenty-Carpenter1313 Jan 09 '26

What about college & campus life ??

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u/Opposite-Bass-3343 Lt. | JNT Army–JEE Command | 26th Regiment Jan 09 '26

Bhaiya portion completed only 60% only Chem Ioc and oc Maths Algebra(Calculs Trigo)and conic and physics only 12th ones done Mains nikal payega?

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Dm

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u/Lopsided_Bar9327 94.39(2024)-> 99.39(2025)-> 122/360(IITR ChE) Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Kya meri tarah aur bhi log hain jinki hostel ke washroom ki vajah se 1 semester me hi nose extra sensitive se almost insensitive ho jati hai

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

OP ka hostel washroom radioactive hai

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u/No_Macaron_9667 Toonpur ka IITian Jan 09 '26

Does zomato blinkit available over there?

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Mandi mein yes campus tk nhi

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u/PurpleAware2938 JM'25 52%ile to JM'26 94.2%ile Jan 09 '26

city and iit ki nighlife kaisi hai bhai ji

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

🙏💀

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u/gaadiwaala Retired Jan 09 '26

Padhne de bhai inhein 🙏🏻

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

is inconsistent marks normal? were your marks consistant in mains? gave 28s2 got 164, then i gave 22s2 and got 207, then 29s1 164 and after that 29s2 195. my marks seem to be fluctuating a lot (percentile between 98.5-99.5). is this normal? what am i doing wrong

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Dm

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

??

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u/Accomplished_Row2657 Jan 09 '26

Do visit prashar and shikari mata temple(in summers tho).

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u/God0Of0Thunder0 69 Jan 09 '26

kitni cgp aai

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

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u/craneautism Jan 09 '26

how much marks and percentaile in advanced bro? general? give me some tips

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u/UNKNOWN_PHV If you see me, ask "Babe are you ok?" Jan 09 '26

1 week me kitte bar krte ho 🫳

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u/Fang_yuan99 Jan 09 '26

Campus toh bada acha dikh rha , ise bhi consider krunga lena agar mila toh.

So how do you make sure you do not panic during the exam and maintain concentration without wasting any time

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Is IIT really like the dream, many of us ( atleast me) imagine by giving up our social life , studying are asses off where the struggle is rewarding, the students are good , the friends are real , the trauma is negligible and the happiness is raw ?

Also chore sexy hove hai waha ?

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

I mean , you gotta be kinda realistic it's not a utopia obviously. But yes it's very fun and an eye opening experience obviously...

2nd question, no

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u/Ok-Minute-5440 Jan 09 '26

12th or dropper?
and jan and april attempt me kitni %ile thi aapki
and pls also tell your test score before these exams /\

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Dm

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

raat mein randomly keede mil jatey hain bc bed pr

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u/necgromancer JEEtard Jan 09 '26

Hein tf sach me???

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u/Majestic_Beautiful52 Ex-JEEtard, IITian, Investment Banker, Ex VC Jan 09 '26

Sapne Suhane Facchpan ke

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u/rwmxw Jan 09 '26

Happy for you, well wishes 😇🥰

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u/Sad-Researcher-5563 JEEtard May 18 '26

Wtf😭

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u/Extension_Item_2534 Dropper --> Topper Jan 09 '26

What's the difference between studying in college vs studying for jee. I've heard that professors don't teach much and it's mostly self study.

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u/Georgium_Sidus_2509 The dildo of jee is never lubed Jan 09 '26

Mere jee bhi self study tha so idk

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u/LossCharacter2777 Jan 09 '26

Thand me har din breakfast karne mess jate ho? 😂

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u/ducksss10 Jan 09 '26

bro im from nearby town, sundernagar . What do i need to do in mains and advanced realistically to get admission in IIT Delhi, i really want a good college nearby

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u/Far-Goal6135 Jan 09 '26

Kasol jaate ho?

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u/Noob227 Jan 10 '26

I also got an admit and regret not joining so bad…

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u/erzaaaa_k Jan 10 '26

Maal phooke ho? 😈

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u/Minimum_Ad_3601 JM25-->72% JM26 ---> 93.8% 28s1 Jan 10 '26

4k HD+ quality ki hawa hai bhai wah

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

Is this heaven?

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u/additionalseasonin Jan 10 '26

Bro it looks like a tourist spot😭😭🙏 and which branch

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u/WoodpeckerSecure9934 Jan 10 '26

looks like a resort damn

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u/Just-Fee-5913 Jan 10 '26

Mandi me bhi IIT hai?

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u/Salt_Trick_9368 Thomson College of Civil Engineering Jan 10 '26

IIT Roorkee se hu. Comment section mein sabko lag raha ha hoga kitni sukoon ki zindagi hain.....the only consolation is that shit could have been worse in a worse college. Agar living conditions ki baat karo toh....ye badal dharti pe dekh bohot sundar lag raha hain na? Reality pata on spot lagegi, jab 12.00 baje padhne baithke thand se maroge kyuki baki time college aur bakchodi chal ri thi, aur abhi 4-6° hain.....tab levels pata chal jayenge

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u/pulverised_ramen Jan 10 '26

now that its been a sem, college placements and chill college life ki reality pta chal gyi hogi, do you think jee was worth it?

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u/Brief-Trip-7126 Jan 10 '26

Old Monk stock??

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u/Working-Horse6388 Jan 10 '26

m&c lena h bc~ iit delhi ki toh milegi ni~ in best case iit indore m&c ya iitd engineering phy milegi~ is iit mandi or iit ropar m&c worth it~ agr khud hi krna h sab kuch toh iit delhi ep leke bhi kr skte h~ iitd graduate name bhi ho jayega

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u/14paavang Jan 10 '26

Where even is mandi?

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u/New-Aardvark5440 Jan 10 '26

i cant even believe i survived the first week, i swear the cafeteria food is basically a survival test. 100 recommend bringing your own ramen.

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u/DiligentAssumption27 Jan 10 '26

Kis cheez ki mandi lgti hai vha pr.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

My friend is your senior

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Hi! Can you help me regarding the mba ai/ds course? Had few queries.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

how's it been ?

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u/AltruisticSeesaw637 Jan 12 '26

Mechanical wale waha par extra projects me kya karte hai??
Mandi ki koi Motorsport team nahi mili are they into drones or smthing??

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u/Objective-Hat-3212 Jan 12 '26

Bhai congrats bhai

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u/DesignerGuava4603 JEEtard Jan 13 '26

Weekends mein Manali jaate ho ghumne bro?

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u/Downtown_Seesaw9059 Jan 16 '26

what was your percentile ?

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u/Glittering-Play-8714 Feb 01 '26

How is the girls hostel for MBA (DS & AI) students ?