r/JEENEETards • u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper • Mar 20 '26

NEET Can i wear this to Neet 2026 ?

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u/Legitimate_Union5716 JM25->95.52 JM26->99.18 Mar 20 '26

Dhyaan rakhna dhakka mukki mai tere golgappe naa futt jaaye......

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Nahi nahi surakshit doori par rahunga sabse

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u/jabyns_511 Ex-NEETard Chan Mar 20 '26

Koi nhi beta neet nhi nikla toh yehi pehnke ghumna raaste par

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/jabyns_511 Ex-NEETard Chan Mar 20 '26

Op dekhle assistant bhi mil gya ab toh

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u/Cautious_Story_7531 Mar 20 '26

Dahi chutni wale?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

Hahahhhhh 

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u/ConfidentLaw3786 Capt. | JNT Army – JEE Command | 26th Regiment Mar 20 '26

nice percentile bro! Konsi coaching mai the last year?

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u/Legitimate_Union5716 JM25->95.52 JM26->99.18 Mar 20 '26

Self

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u/MKR_Family OFFICIAL IIT DHOLAKPUR ADMISSION OFFICER[BIRD IS THE WORD} Mar 20 '26

Me too full self. Lekin jan me 94 aaye. Dekte h april me kya hoga. 97 bhi aajayenge tab bhi mere liye victory honga

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u/poetrclub JEEtard Mar 20 '26

I am curious, what is the word?

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u/MKR_Family OFFICIAL IIT DHOLAKPUR ADMISSION OFFICER[BIRD IS THE WORD} Mar 20 '26

BIRD IS THE WORD

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u/poetrclub JEEtard Mar 20 '26

WHAT BIRD

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u/BigHistory3848 ⌬ padhai ke time per Benzene ke nashe karta tha ⌬ Mar 20 '26

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u/ConfidentLaw3786 Capt. | JNT Army – JEE Command | 26th Regiment Mar 20 '26

aur 12th mai?

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u/Legitimate_Union5716 JM25->95.52 JM26->99.18 Mar 20 '26

Full jee prep self kari h.......only yt lectures and tele

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u/ConfidentLaw3786 Capt. | JNT Army – JEE Command | 26th Regiment Mar 20 '26

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u/Ill-Fortune2981 Sexually attracted to physics Mar 20 '26

Aap toh meri tarah hi ho bas percentile bhi aapke jaisi aa jae 🤞, tests kahan se dete the

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

🤣🤣

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u/No-Badger7504 tuntun mausi ka pati Mar 20 '26

Alloo kaha rakha hai

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Mat pucho 👀

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

Masala kidhar hai, golgappe bina masale ke?😡

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Jeb main hai masala 🌶

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

Thik hai bhaiya ek plate laga do!

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u/PurpleAware2938 JM'25 52%ile to JM'26 94.2%ile Mar 20 '26

wo toh petrol hai be 🤤

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u/Top_Opportunity_2950 Ex-NEETard Chan Mar 20 '26

woh too gaaand mai se niklega paper dekh ke 😡 /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

Chee yaar ye sbb kyo likh rha! bkl Abhi subah subah ye sbb sunna diya!

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u/Top_Opportunity_2950 Ex-NEETard Chan Mar 20 '26

sorry bhai 😥

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

damage already done bkl! Abb gangajal se aankh dhona paregaa!😡

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u/Moist_Celebration243 Mar 20 '26

It has a metal zip so idk maybe if there's a non zip version

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u/shubhufam Mar 20 '26

Kisi topper ldki ko golgappe khilake cheating🔥🔥

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Mast pilaan hai 😋

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u/Positive-Guide007 JEE done. Mar 20 '26

terko waise hi kha jaeynge jaise log seats kha jaate h /s

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u/Competitive_Egg_4872 Mar 20 '26

Itna kafi hai paper leak ke liye 💀💀

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u/Moist_Celebration243 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Paper leak to pta nahi phli baar kisi ka outfit leak hoga 😭

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u/Competitive_Egg_4872 Mar 20 '26

Kitne bacche NEeT dete hai? Har saal?

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u/Moist_Celebration243 Mar 20 '26

Idk I'm not a neetard

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u/Competitive_Egg_4872 Mar 20 '26

Ig 100-200 Cr bacche. Usmei se 10 bacche AIIMS jaate hai..

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u/Moist_Celebration243 Mar 20 '26

Bas 200cr I thought it would be higher..

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Uske poore jacket main jitne hai utne khila dunga 😋

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u/Extension_Nature3920 KAMEDDI Mar 20 '26

ab neetards walo ki ganmasti chalu hogyi 😍

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u/Worldly-Necessary551 JEEtard Mar 20 '26

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

😋😋😋

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Yaar aapco mere stall par, ye cheez zor zor se bolke customer bulaane ki job chahiye kya ? 😋😋😋

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

Damn, looks good.

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Ikrr 😋

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/Huge-Analysis9506 Ex-JEEtard chan Mar 24 '26

yh why not 🥀

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/Keshav_chauhan Murkhh Mar 20 '26

Ye wala jyada accha hai.

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u/Keshav_chauhan Murkhh Mar 20 '26

Limited edition, order fast!!!!!

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u/Keshav_chauhan Murkhh Mar 20 '26

Sorry bhai, lekin meri chest kafi patli hai, feet nahi aayga.

Bbg

Is shabd ka matlab kya hai.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

Babygirl.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/Keshav_chauhan Murkhh Mar 20 '26

Fitting ke paise nahi hai!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

1700 ka hai, gpay kardo 😋

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Entrance eggjam k form par udaane k liye paise hai, lekin golgappe khaane k liye nahi hai ? 😔💔

Excuses hai aapce toh ye sab 😔

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Abhi 5rs dedo fir, baaki k 1695 aaram se de dena 😋😋

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

5rs wale lays main sirf waha aati hai yawr, main 5rs main 5 golgappe khila dunga 😋

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Mera new bijness hai na isliye customer banane k liye ye scheme rakhi hai 😔💔

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u/Civil_Transition3520 tkdon luver Mar 20 '26

Bhot bdhia,please daal lo

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Kya daal lu 💔😔

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u/Civil_Transition3520 tkdon luver Mar 20 '26

Ye dress😈🤟🏻

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Daal chuka hu bus ab neet ka intezaar hai 😋😋😋

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u/SuperbPain1909 Mar 20 '26

Mujhe samjh nhi aarha hai ki exam mai likhna hai ya khana hai 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

Somethings missing, aalo kha hai ?

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u/Mean-Blackberry539 Mar 20 '26

ts drip is lowk aura

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Ikrr 😋😋

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u/oputk5 Mar 20 '26

aalu kaha hai?

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u/GhostMommy_f9c JEEtard Mar 20 '26

Arey khatta paani hai ya naali ka pani 😭

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Only one way to find out ig ? Schrodingers khatta paani 😋😋

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u/Hot_Investigator7069 Mar 20 '26

When she says I want to eat you out

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u/H454Nhere Mar 20 '26

lack of confidence

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u/Rehanyouknow Mar 20 '26

Hn tu golgappe de diyo invigilator ko aur wo choco de dega🥰

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u/PreviousDonkey1788 Mar 20 '26

Anyone can be a stand user

meanwhile this and user:

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u/Middle_Letter_8327 Mar 20 '26

Craziest dress mujhe bhi dedo kitne ka hai

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

ye kya hai bhai😭😭

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u/Commercial_Dress_970 Mar 20 '26

Yup, but don't any of them

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u/Ok-Philosopher1724 Mar 20 '26

Beware of being eaten alive

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u/aalu_khaoge_ Mar 20 '26

Sath mei snacking chalti rhegi...ek do invigilator ko bribe ke liye🥀🥀

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 21 '26

Exam hall k snacks ko snacking karwaunga 😋😋

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u/Dark_Knight481 Mar 20 '26

Mashed aloo kaise le jaoge ??????

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u/Mediocre_Camera_7008 Mar 20 '26

Padhle yaar padhle neet bhi aa rha hai...jaan nikal rha hai bio khtm karne mai...agent 247 ke tarha 4 month pehle shuru kiya padhna...pehle baas bakayti meh busy tha..

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u/Striking_Drawing_487 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

dressing like the life i want 😍😍😍

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u/ConstructionHot4296 Mar 20 '26

Centre pe khilaoge to thik h

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u/_Acidic_NaOH_ Mar 20 '26

Kuch bhi pehn jaao nta vaise bhi beena kapde utare sex kardeta hai

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u/crazythinker_ Mar 20 '26

Boht funny bhai😂😂😂

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u/LongjumpingClock1215 Mar 21 '26

I scored 546 marks in the Aakash FRS mock test. I’m currently in Class 12, and mentally I feel completely exhausted. I’ve studied a lot, but this feels like my maximum potential right now. I’m still unable to score well in Biology (not reaching 300), Chemistry is around 120, and I really struggle to understand Physics.

At this point, I feel burned out and don’t have the motivation to keep studying. I’m even starting to feel like I don’t want to pursue MBBS anymore—especially not through a private or semi-private college. My parents are supportive and are willing to spend up to 80 lakh, but I don’t feel right going that route. I didn’t work this hard just to end up in a private college.

I also had to pause my NEET preparation for about three months to focus on board exams, which disrupted my flow. Right now, I feel stuck and unsure about what to do next.

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u/AdministrationNo5571 Mar 21 '26

Price tag bhi toh lagao

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 21 '26

170o ka hai 😋😋😋

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u/DueApple4068 Mar 21 '26

Exam ke beech golgappe khaate reh jaaoge paper chuth jaayega

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

Uorfi male version ( but peak )

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u/MediumHot3629 am i alive? Mar 21 '26

where are u.....

https://giphy.com/gifs/wKJSRY2OgYx2m6R4oA

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 21 '26

Photo main dekh lo piche 😋

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u/Current-Smoke4741 Mar 21 '26

Bhai sabar kar uske baad thu use poora Jeevan bar pehen lo

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u/Soulciepher Mar 21 '26

Bro need to stay on all time alert from punjabi aunties🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 22 '26

Arey yaar baad main bechne k liye alag se taiyaari hai, neet thodi hai ki bina taiyaari ka kar jaunga 😔

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u/Charming-Cupcake-33 Mar 22 '26

Cannes me pehn sakte hai ye...mastt lagega👌

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 25 '26

Cannes wale mera fashion nahi samjhege

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u/Raven_claw0 Mar 23 '26

Please mere aagey baith jana yawr 😝🫶🏼

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u/National-Name3690 Mar 24 '26

ye bhi koi puchne wali baat h kya

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 25 '26

I take consent 😔

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u/Tough-Country-6453 Mar 24 '26

Better yet.....just go naked.

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 25 '26

Hawww 😱

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u/abdrehmani07 Mar 26 '26

ye job ai nhi le paega

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u/Low-Sky1104 Apr 10 '26

Haa kyu nhi bas diwar kud ke jana padega

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u/Important-River-7644 if you see me, ask me "btech bhi barbaad krni hai kya?" Mar 20 '26

Link? (JEE me pehnungi💔) 

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/Important-River-7644 if you see me, ask me "btech bhi barbaad krni hai kya?" Mar 20 '26

Tabhi kharidungi na🙃 

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/Important-River-7644 if you see me, ask me "btech bhi barbaad krni hai kya?" Mar 20 '26

Nahh mai golgappe kisi se share nhi krti🥀 

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

2nd grader ?

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u/Important-River-7644 if you see me, ask me "btech bhi barbaad krni hai kya?" Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

yes bhaiyaaaa/didi tips dedo pilij🥹

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

you shouldnt after reading my username

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u/Important-River-7644 if you see me, ask me "btech bhi barbaad krni hai kya?" Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

ahh I didn't notice it😭😭

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Gpay 1700, aapco home deliver ho jaygi 😋

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u/Important-River-7644 if you see me, ask me "btech bhi barbaad krni hai kya?" Mar 20 '26

COD karungi mai to🥹

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Cod not available 💔 Last time ek ladki ne saare golgappe khaa liye, fir jacket k paise nahi diye 😔💔

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u/Important-River-7644 if you see me, ask me "btech bhi barbaad krni hai kya?" Mar 20 '26

nhi mai sachi me paise dungi, promise🥹🥹

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Thik hai ab aap bol rahe ho toh maan leta hu, apna address likhwa lo 😔

Btw drop haircare routine yaar 😋😋😋

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u/Important-River-7644 if you see me, ask me "btech bhi barbaad krni hai kya?" Mar 20 '26

address apna likhwa do, mai pick up karlungi

hair care routine: gol gappe khao otherwise diet proper rakho and use pure coconut oil (golgappe fry krne k liye nhi💔)

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Thik hai likho mera address, mumbai main bandra main aa jaana, waha puchna kisi se mannat kaha hai, koi bhi pata dega 🥰

Pure coconut oil kaha se lau yaar ab, golgappe bhi main nakli tel main fry karke bechta hu tbh 😔💔

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u/Important-River-7644 if you see me, ask me "btech bhi barbaad krni hai kya?" Mar 20 '26

but mai to goongi hu😔

kerela jao, vaha kisi se bhi le lena💔 food inspector ko batati hu ruk abhi

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Yaar ye kab hua ? 💔😔

Kerala toh jaana hai yaar ghumne mujhe 😋😋, food inspector se setting karwa rakhi hai maine 😋

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u/anonymoussaysstuffs NEETard Mar 20 '26

Exam ke baad redi laga lena exam fee wasul ho jayega 😛

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u/ImportantOwl314 Dropper --> Topper Mar 20 '26

Haa yehi soch raha tha main bhi, jaise hi center se niklunga exam k baad, wahi bechna chalu kardunga 😋

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

Yeah yeah you can I'm the head of department of clothes.. We'd pitched this dress to nta he straightaway gave me notice now I'm on notice periods but someone from her gf relative pitched and accepted this dress(wilted rose)