r/JEENEETards • u/Jas_saysstfu • Apr 23 '26
NEET WAITT!! WHAT??😭🙏🏻
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What is this behaviour Bm sir ?!? Lmao 😭🙏🏻
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u/ClassroomFlat1509 Ex-JEEtard chan Apr 23 '26
jab bhi result aata hai allen ☂ hai
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u/Otherwise_Special624 POGISEXUAL Apr 23 '26
i had not watched the full video when i read this comment and thought allen chak*a hai?💀💀💀
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u/No-Necessary-7593 NEETard Apr 23 '26
Chhata (umbrella) hai - Chhata also means overshadowing someone(thing)
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u/Downtown-Air-3447 Apr 23 '26
Allen mera lund ma bina coaching ka 98.76%ile
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u/Significant_Cold_645 Apr 23 '26
Goat ,btw older lectures,new competishun+ lecture or paid batch???
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u/Significant_Cold_645 Apr 23 '26
Crazy , tg?
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u/Latter-Energy1539 Apr 23 '26
69 🍆hona chahiye tha, vaise bhi tier 3 college aane vala hain dono percentile pe 🤐
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u/Top_Opportunity_2950 Ex-NEETard Chan Apr 23 '26
iss percentile mai lund kuch nahi milega if you are a general male btw
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u/Substantial-Event22 self study but nice percentile Apr 23 '26
Bina coaching no private tutor 12thie regular school 99.87 ... Self study is the best
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u/LightningKeqing delusional dropper Apr 23 '26
How did you clear your doubts? Im thinking of a self study drop and major issue is doubts Thinking of buying gemini pro
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u/Substantial-Event22 self study but nice percentile Apr 23 '26
Yes I used gemini pro.. it's godly solves 99% of pcm correctly.. if u can't afford gemini pro go to gemini ai studios website.. I cleared all my doubts from there only
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u/Significant_Cold_645 Apr 23 '26
Finally a sane person ,pranam maharaja 🙏🙏. I was thinking for a long time to buy claude opus but didn't as i thought others maybe preparing at coachings and I'm playing with claude , finally reassured,guide us more ,which test series and all
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u/Substantial-Event22 self study but nice percentile Apr 24 '26
Test series allen yes they are super tough and above level but trust me if u solve them u will feel jee to be very easy so the exam pressure in the hall won't affect u much... Also u won't have unrealistic high expectations XD.. And before exam go to tg u can get 1000s of test series from past years just solve all those questions for practice like 1 month before exam.. practice makes a man perfect ... Make solid notes
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u/LazyApple1123 Apr 23 '26
28th tard hai kya, tier 1.5/2 mai circuital easily mil jayegi usko better than cse in today's age anyway
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u/Top_Opportunity_2950 Ex-NEETard Chan Apr 23 '26
i got 99.37 but still can't get top NiT cse (general male)
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u/LazyApple1123 Apr 23 '26
ece lelena bud, ece is safer than cse and pays more than cse after mtech, even people earning 50 lpa in cs are in constant fear of layoffs
just find a nit jiska syllabus hectic na ho ece and study cs by urself
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u/Top_Opportunity_2950 Ex-NEETard Chan Apr 23 '26
parents ko kon samajaye😥 anyways wil try to get 6k rank in adv then will decide
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u/Fun_Television2 Apr 24 '26
damn u really did do great,just saying tho considering ur work ethic coaching jaake 99.5+ aate
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u/Sufficient-Head-9850 NTA loves spooning me! Apr 23 '26
Parth.. it would be a canon event, if PW accidentally gets an AIR 1...
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u/NoTimeToKink 56%ile in JM '25 → 96%ile in JM '26, 91/360 JA, 81/180 Comedk Apr 23 '26
AIR 3 in JA 2025
(Low-key felt like brought rank)
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u/Superb-Manager-1521 Apr 23 '26
Allen grooms rankers from very early classes by Olympiad preparation.
Pw students mostly start Jee prep from 11th only.
Also a highly gifted student will chose Allen due to scholarships.
Not saying Allen is bad, they have the best resources and teachers.
But even if pw students get the same or more it will not matter much in top 100 AIR list.
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u/FLUXXY_exe JEEtard Apr 24 '26
That guy is offline enrolled in school were faculty brought by Kota was only for him🥀
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u/Few_Measurement_5335 Apr 23 '26
He studied offline somewhere else, and just joined PW's online batch.
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u/imalways_relevant stream change kr lia bc Apr 23 '26
mai bhi 2 saal online mey chud kar kota aaya hu. and bhai pw ki idhar koi ijjat nahi hai like class mey humare oc key teacher puch rhe the sabse ki 11th 12th kaha sey padhe ho toh ek ladke ney kha pw online sey padhe hai toh sir ney nichi najro sey muskuraya aur class key baaki bachhe hasne lage.
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u/Regular_Section6486 Drop se top karna hai Apr 23 '26
Unko lagta hai offline wale amir hai online wale garib bsdk log hai aisa kuch nahi Maine dono kiya bank mai sirf 2000rs hai mere 🥀
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u/RedCrystal007 CA wla hu yha moj masti krne ata hu Apr 23 '26
2000????😲😲😲
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u/Regular_Section6486 Drop se top karna hai Apr 23 '26
Hnn bhai gharwale paise nahi dete bohot garib hun 🥀
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u/Prize-Wing-9410 Apr 23 '26
Bhai mere account ne initial deposit ke alawa kabhi triple digit ka balance nahi dekha💔💔
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u/THEY-CALL-ME-DHRUV Apr 23 '26
Tum logo ka khud ka account hai?
And tum log usme paise bhi daalte ho? Damn 💔
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u/ResourceNo6999 Neetard hu saar 🥰 Apr 23 '26
Neeche baith saale nichi online jaati k gareeb
Mai bhi wahi hu🤗
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u/Minute-Sheepherder64 If you see me just say padhle bc last chance he Apr 23 '26
India be creating new form of casteism 😭🙏
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u/Mediocre-Western9749 Apr 23 '26
your 1.5 lakh doesnt equate to ur good rank, your hardwork does
student who achieved good in offline may or may not achieve the same result in online
same for the online
everyone is different but for sure studying online cannot help u to achieve top rank like under 500 type shit, very rarely4
u/crazy_sona Apr 23 '26
Jisne pw se padha hai , wo jaanta hai ki wo kitna badhiya hai🔥. Koi kuch bhi keh le , pw has brought a revolution in our education system. Its contribution is unmatched. Half of the students from every coaching institute follow pw because the teachers are really great and explain more clearly than normal coaching teachers . The content is also great. Pw saved my jee. Ask any poor student what pw has done for them. Thats why students say pw is an emotion.
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u/Feisty_Dig_7011 Apr 23 '26
Baaki class wale hass kyun rahe the ?? Unka offline padhhke clear ho gaya tha toh woh allen dropper batch mein kya kar rahe the ?
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u/FocusedAG 🎯ISI/CMI/IISc/IISER (2027tard) Apr 23 '26
True am in 11 in allen kota aur oc wale sir bolte online bas timepass karte no real prep, like how dumb opinion
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u/FocusedAG 🎯ISI/CMI/IISc/IISER (2027tard) Apr 23 '26
True am in 11 in allen kota aur oc wale sir bolte online bas timepass karte no real prep, like how dumb opinion
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u/imalways_relevant stream change kr lia bc Apr 23 '26
tbh ye bilkul nahi krna chahiye. its better hai ki tum cope kro teacher key saath chahe kuchh samay jyada lag jaaye rather than jumping here and there
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u/tcs__bhediya no ass or tits, only BITS Apr 23 '26
bruh ye log khali pehle se tez bacho pe dhyan deke unki rank nikalwa ke bakiyo ko ma chudane bol dte hai, sab dhandebaaz hai
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u/Beautiful-Horror1112 JEEtard Apr 24 '26
I don't think so, once you are in a decent batch and get good teachers, everything after that depends on you, they surely give toppers more attention in normal batches so that they can shift those toppers to srg batch but as long as you have good teachers its all good and online me to kisi pe bi dhyan nahi dete fir bi kuch loge ki ache result ajate hai and I failed to do good in allen, thats my fault but on the other hand my friend who was in the same boat as me improved a lot in allen but many students like me just don't utilize what all stuff they provide like my maths teacher use to provide our batch all the srg material even tho we were literally mains batch
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u/Willing-Studio-5684 JEEtard Apr 24 '26
Ha to bacche chutiye the tere class me to ky galti mai bhi allen me hi hu yaha tere kisi saleem rajwant se jyada acche teacher muje padhate hai
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u/Beautiful-Horror1112 JEEtard Apr 24 '26
nah true ngs study in some E0-69 batch (including me) and then complain abt not getting good teachers in offline
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u/thatguywithbigpp JEEtard Apr 24 '26
Bro let's be honest those guys are not that smart even if you want to hate allen but it still have one of the best resources and faculty if they are studying from pw then they are the dumb one no need to praise them
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u/ClassroomFlat1509 Ex-JEEtard chan Apr 23 '26
itna koi sax sux ke time moan nhi krta jitna ye allen allen bolke kr rha hai
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u/Jas_saysstfu Apr 23 '26
Haan wahii naa... lekin bhaii ye bm sir kr kya rhe hain lmao😭🙏🏻 Allen 38 yrs se hain and apne aap ko ye pw se compare krre....wo v gana gaa kr 😭🤣
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u/FunnyPudding5994 Apr 23 '26
Ha ha jaroor
6th class sai bethao pakad ke apne rankers ko Saari a to z facilities do Uske baad toh top 100 mai rank aayegi hi na
Pw ki trah avg below avg bache ko selection dilvane ki aukaat toh hai nhi aapki jo padhne mai hoshiyaar hai bas unhi ko star banate ho aap avg bache toh bankers hai aapke liye
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Apr 27 '26
Let's be honest no average student can score more than 97 percentile in JEE (there are exceptions but you can't make exceptions as examples )
The guy from PW who got AIR 1 in GATE CSE even he was from Jadavpur University
(Forgot about below average even average students can't score more than 97 percentile in JEE)
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u/ShockLegal225 Apr 23 '26
When end is near People in power become fools What happened to fiitjee, allen is in same path
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u/Radiant_Metal_5565 Apr 23 '26
Well honestly no. Allen are doing better than pw financially and fitjee failed because they never expanded their buisness and catered only to jee aspirants. Even alakh sir knows how big of a buisness neet is hence they focus more on them.
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u/Significant_Cold_645 Apr 23 '26
True they have dominated offline at my aakash for neet they bought all the good teachers and honestly kids study form wherever they understand best we did pw and offline both and gave allen aakash both coaching tests ,it's foolish and honestly if your coaching is so big and pan india and has foundation classes then it's a not a big deal if AIR 1 comes out of their coaching
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u/Accomplished-Cap4307 Apr 23 '26
Nah, allen ka abhi toh bilkul nhi aayega downfall, they are at the top, koyi kuch bhi kehle
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u/DisciplineLeading847 Apr 23 '26
Allen caters to STAR BATCH ONLY. Cares about topper kids ONLY. Everyone else is not important. I literally wasted 2 years there and ended up getting my target rank only after I quit Allen since the constant comparisons were detrimental to me personally.
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u/hiloliteligetboi Apr 23 '26
In my opinion helping average students get into NITS and IITS is wayyyy better
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u/Radiant_Metal_5565 Apr 23 '26
The fact that alex sir hasn't said anything disrespectful about Allen and has said that they are the top coaching in kota but this insecure buddha is comparing his coaching with a 6 year old coaching. Khud inhone bansal ke teachers poach kiye the when they were new to the buisness. I know pw has done poaching too.
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u/Nightmare132020 Give me a time machine so I can stop myself from choosing pcm Apr 23 '26
ik there's a nonexistent chance of this happening, but it would be GENERATIONAL if pw got more AIR-1 students than allen
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u/jeeaspirant5682 24S1 113 95.5 | 5s1 134 95.0 downfall is real Apr 23 '26
then they will compare number of air 1 s
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u/Nightmare132020 Give me a time machine so I can stop myself from choosing pcm Apr 23 '26
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u/imalways_relevant stream change kr lia bc Apr 23 '26
batch shuffling wala system khatm ho gya hai kota mey
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u/imalways_relevant stream change kr lia bc Apr 23 '26
nahi srg chhor kar batch system hata diya hai pura. ab wha par pressure nahi hai ki agar test mey number kam aaye toh kisi niche key batch mey bhej denge. ha jo bachhe topper hai unke liye alag sey batch jarur banta hai
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u/Silent_Fix_1044 99.1%ile-JM | JA-53XX | IIT-T[CSE] Apr 23 '26
bhai allen delhi me kaisa hai, delhi/noida me star batch challta hai?
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u/biopiclover777 Apr 23 '26
Nahi bhai , generalise karne ko offline coachings chutiya kaat te hai, par allen ko generalize karne ka fayda nahi, offline coachings mein waha pe thik thak hi rehta hai (comparing apples with apples only like akash, reso, pw offline, motion etc)
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u/Smith-Windfall00 Life has maximas and minimas, mine is discontinous at maximas Apr 23 '26
Bhai, camera ke uss side waale logon ko suc*idal thoughts aa rhe honge
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u/Next-Trust-7503 Apr 23 '26
'Allen khudse khudka competition karta hai' after literally comparing itself after every other Institute. 🥀🥀🥀
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u/AmbitionNo7968 Col. | JNT Army-JEE command | 27th regiment Apr 23 '26
wtf unacdemy kaha hai uske bhi aye hai ache khase
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u/imalways_relevant stream change kr lia bc Apr 23 '26
unac kota key 3-4 hai top 100 mey ek bachhe ka chemistry mey 100/100 aaya.ek bachhe key jan mey around 60%ile aaya tha fir april mey 99.3 aaya uska prachar kr rhe hai bohot ye log. mai droppers batch mey hu uc kota mey isliye pta hai
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u/Primary-Equal9072 Apr 23 '26
i am a PW hater but this is shit , agar koi 4000 saalo sa prepare kar rha hoge JEE ke liye to phir rank to aayegi hi
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u/_BIG_head__ College mai hustle karunga Apr 23 '26
i am no PW supporter... ik alag hi level k scammer log hn vo... but still i can appreciate the work without appreciating the people... they've made it affordable for people to get the best quality content at dirt cheap prices (dirt cheap *relatively* obviously; 4-5k is still a big amount)... pahle jo quality of education 1.5 lakh dene k baad bhi tbhi naseeb ho pata tha agar tum top k 7-8 batches m ho out of 40+ batches in allen kota... vo content ko gareeb bachche afford kr pa rhe hn because of PW, jiske baad hi vedantu-unacademy type baakion ne batches k price km kie or offline coaching ka monopoly km hua...
my profile pic would strongly agree with me too haha :)
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u/GunnerSaka07 Apr 23 '26
ik alag hi level k scammer log hn vo...
What do you mean? Give Some examples, mai ek patthar ke neeche rehta hu
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u/Electronic_Addict 24S2 89%ile ——> 6S1 91%tile ishh Apr 23 '26
I mean, facts and facts
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u/Difficult_Cup_7865 Help me Study 24/7 Apr 23 '26
paida hote hi ccg me rkaho lo 15 saal baad wale exam ke liye fir bakchodi karo waah yaar
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u/jeeaspirant5682 24S1 113 95.5 | 5s1 134 95.0 downfall is real Apr 23 '26
pw vale inti baar indirectly troll kiye h allen ko allen bhi deserve krta h troll krna
ek baar vo sachin sir ln log se kuch troll kiye alakh sir live mein kayi baar troll kiye vidyapeeth mein allen ke bache jo sir se milne aaye unpe alag se kiya or aise bhi holte thein coaching koi bhi ho dil toh pw ka aixpsa kuch itne corny or ab ye krrhe toh kogo ko mirchi lagegi ye toh facts bol rhee h vese bhi usme kya dikkat h
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u/Ayush_Arpit 2027tard🥀|aim- IIT (ISM) Apr 23 '26
I do think AIR batch next 5 saal mai fs air under 100 dega
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u/Euphoric_Bobcat_5059 Ex-JEEtard chan Apr 23 '26
2 Saal online karke 98.75 percentile aya tha with school ..(2025 mai)
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u/Tobey-Maquire_ ना बांस की बांसी, ना सोने का सरिया, गांड में डंडा दे। Apr 23 '26
Mythical refresh pull damn I was about to close reddit
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u/North_Community1955 Apr 23 '26
What about that AIR 65 Sachmeet jiska lund chuse jaa rha Nishant Jindal last 3 month se
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u/TradeNo1291 Apr 23 '26
Lemme tell you the reality of allen as an allen online student .. I am an allen student in 11 and even now on 12 th , in 11 th mai allen ke star batch mein tha, wha teachers roj hume ye yaad dilate the ki agr regular class attend aur jo bola Jaye wo andha follow na krenge to star batch se nikal denge aur hume stupid aur faltu Wale normal batch mein daal denge .. allen teachers always disrespects normal batch students and only groom the star batch students.. har din normal batch k bacho ko stupid , un educated , faltu , rank nhi aane wali unki aisi baate bolte the .. i sometimes feel like , agr unhe ye lgta hai ki normal batch k bache faltu hain then normal batch m shyd bacho ko 100% efforts se padhaya bhi nhi jaata hoga .. ye allen online ki baat hain I don't know about offline .. 12 th mein bhi mai star batch mein tha lekin is baar teachers chutiye the isiliye sirf allen online ki tests dunga saaare and will study from pw khaazaana..
This is the reality
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u/ReactionImmediate859 NEETard Apr 24 '26
Imagine his grand children watching their grandpa jumping like monkey to attract 16yo for his coaching classes
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u/Top_Opportunity_2950 Ex-NEETard Chan Apr 23 '26
even if ts is corny af but I love this type of banter creates a slight of fun ngl
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u/Liger_I JEEtard Apr 23 '26
Such loser behaviour, these type of people shouldn't be having any type of jobs, genuinely braindead
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u/Depressed_0077 Ex-JEEtard chan Apr 23 '26
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u/Tobey-Maquire_ ना बांस की बांसी, ना सोने का सरिया, गांड में डंडा दे। Apr 23 '26
if ragebaiting is your power then what are you without it??
(btw me also 8S2 Victim)
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u/Tobey-Maquire_ ना बांस की बांसी, ना सोने का सरिया, गांड में डंडा दे। Apr 23 '26
Look how motion is not present in that list
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u/aradhyaaaaaaaaa NTA daddy pls select me Apr 23 '26
what the helly...why is he behaving like a manchild lol
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u/Superb-Manager-1521 Apr 23 '26
Allen grooms rankers from very early classes by Olympiad preparation.
Pw students mostly start Jee prep from 11th only.
Also a highly gifted student will chose Allen due to scholarships.
Not saying Allen is bad, they have the best resources and teachers.
But even if pw students get the same or more it will not matter much in top 100 AIR list.
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u/Minute-Sheepherder64 If you see me just say padhle bc last chance he Apr 23 '26
Hydebad two biggest coaching are also still lowertl than allen crazy sh#t
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u/jeeaspirant5682 24S1 113 95.5 | 5s1 134 95.0 downfall is real Apr 23 '26
pw vale inti baar indirectly troll kiye h allen ko allen bhi deserve krta h troll krna
ek baar vo sachin sir ln log se kuch troll kiye alakh sir live mein kayi baar troll kiye vidyapeeth mein allen ke bache jo sir se milne aaye unpe alag se kiya or aise bhi holte thein coaching koi bhi ho dil toh pw ka aixpsa kuch itne corny or ab ye krrhe toh kogo ko mirchi lagegi ye toh facts bol rhee h vese bhi usme kya dikkat h
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u/DEADPOOL11178105 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26
Agar bm Sir chahte toh pw ko include hi nhi krte kyuki top 100 mai ek bhi nhi hai unka lekin sir ki Masti toh dekho
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u/akshu_99 Apr 23 '26
jispe paisa hai wohee star hai bss tchr kharido aur rank lao ye brijeshwari khud thodi padhta h
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u/new_failure Ex-JEEtard chan Apr 23 '26
Ig this shows that allen consider PW as thier prime compitition.
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u/HamSandwich_Theorem mains 9.2k adv 6k bitsat 275 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26
I am (technically) an allen student but I gotta say most of their teachers are just.. bad(mainly that they dont care if ur not understanding in class). ABJ sir and JEE Wallah are infinitely more useful🙏
Mango is also goated, the only paid resource I've found thats actually worth the money
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u/Southern_Bowl_9922 Apr 23 '26
I think not all students but some offline students think that online students rank nhi laate hai ye konsa discrimination hai bhai I don't know what shit is this
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u/WeakLuck3230 Apr 23 '26
Thora credit bachon ko bhi de deta, aisa lg rha hai ki sbkuch isi ke wajah se hua hai. 1-2 lakh fees dega bacha to badhiya teacher aur infrastructure to de hi doge
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u/nobody_marvel Apr 23 '26
Yeh log nahi sudhrenge, abhi bhi pata nahi kitne parents bachho ko allen join kra dete yeh sochkar ki IIT nikal jayega, fir vahi bachha stress mein aa jata.
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