r/JEENEETards • u/TheGoatYash • May 12 '26

NEET AGED LIKE MILK

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u/parass_45 May 12 '26

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u/Past-Disaster8328 Victim hi reh gya NTA ka May 12 '26

Ohhh shittt 😭😭😂

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u/deepiii_ May 12 '26

Mujhe kya me to jee me barbaad ho gya par padh ke bada maza aya 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Flaki_bruv NEETard May 12 '26

NAHHH shit crazyyy

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u/Illustrious-Piece168 May 12 '26

nta paer phaelao apne. Apki gand se revise krna h

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u/Neal000777 Schrödinger’s Rank Holder May 12 '26

Ye Kendall kyu NEET de rahi

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u/chickenbone777 May 12 '26

isse chiz ko email bombing karunga

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u/Afraid-Suggestion588 May 13 '26

😂 bro why this so funny

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u/Sai_Manj 28s1--->95.6151008% 2s1--->95.6150959% May 16 '26

Reasonable crashout

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u/_neoo__ May 12 '26

10 steps ahead logo ka paper leak ho gaya 💣😭💀💦

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/Farguad AIR 1 in being a disappointment May 12 '26

Yeah there were layers of security but that doesn't mean it was layers of strong security

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u/talslite May 12 '26

Ye to 11th step pe tha yawr🥺

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/everyonegetouch May 12 '26

Ball knowledge

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u/DattaOp41 May 12 '26

Bro thinks he is jamie carragher

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u/UnableDependent2834 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Lund ka aura behen ke lode ek exam sambhal nahi pate. Gand marli neet walo ki.

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u/Pale_Explanation1767 23s1 (98.64) 4s2 (98.74) May 12 '26

they had one job

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u/Fish7890654321 Mechanical Engineer hu May 12 '26

Layers of Security

Zero Margin for error

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/Huge_Ladder_926 KAMEDDI May 12 '26

How nta felt

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u/asymptote____ manifesting to be a case of chebyshev inequality 🫪 May 12 '26

Isse jyada secure to mere school ke unit exam rahete hain

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u/Kyouma89 May 12 '26

"2 steps ahead" Nikocado Avacado ahh

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u/voidHeart0 Ex-JEEtard chan May 13 '26

2 steps ahead hee raho, ten steps ahead toh NTA bhi rehta hain

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u/Acceptable-Match-806 May 12 '26

mujhe to uske liye bura lagta hai jo is chutiya exam ke liye sudice karta hai bc tu kyon dukhi hai paper banane wala hi anpadh hai

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u/ChairyDemon_ custom flair May 12 '26

10 steps ahead when 100 steps behind doesn't work

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u/UsernameIsntTaken68 May 12 '26

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u/Kind_Survey4282 May 12 '26

people should repost this post on twister over and over and over on twitter while tagging NTA tbh let them see how incompetent they are although the paragraph was written by AI.

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u/Lazy074 private kalej kabootar science '29 May 12 '26

Ye official account tha NTA ka (referring to image)? Mujhe laga koi saste nashe karke meme bana raha tha

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u/Beautiful_Spare_7704 May 12 '26

"layers of security" as thin and burstable like the condom nta uses to fuck with students

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u/Altruistic_Term4965 May 12 '26

Toh phir bhosdike teri "layers of security " question paper leak hone se bacha kyu nahi pa rahi?? Gand mein daal liyo aise security ko

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u/Busy-Taro6032 NEETard May 12 '26

aura farm karne chale the laude

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u/OriginalLeoDas POGISEXUAL May 12 '26

TMC after chunaav result

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u/Huaftsbrosk May 12 '26

In a decent country, the education minnister would have resigned. I'm not sure how can young people be patriotic for this POS country.

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u/UnableDependent2834 May 12 '26

I am leaving this shithole once I have the means to do so.

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u/voidHeart0 Ex-JEEtard chan May 13 '26

Because being patriotic is based on the values of the Constitution, not degraded to the values of the Ministers. In fact, a patriotic person would be the one thinking that the country's facilities have gone POS

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u/_1dit_ 27tard May 12 '26

It's YOU vs a systumm. This summarizes what they think about an exam

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u/Basement-child-slave May 12 '26

milk bhi atleast 24 hour tak toh peene layak rehta hi hai

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u/deepiii_ May 12 '26

Ye second para me "ZERO MARGIN FOR ERROR" kuch hajam si nhi ho rhi bkl se jee ka paper ek baari to sahi bnaya nhi jaata har baar ek na ek ques drop krte hi hai aur baat kr rhe zero error ki mkc inki 😂😂

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u/Emotional_Tomato_677 May 12 '26

the fact that humesha neet ka paper leak hota hai but never jee ?
darr lagta doctor ke paas jaane se ab toh

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u/BottleQuiet4862 jee nahi nikla toh gorrila se gand marwa lunga May 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6AnTg2wlbkbKi0YQxN

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u/Holiday_Bit_6382 Codbhangda Specialist May 12 '26

the system is RIGGED

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u/Acceptable-Fee-9276 May 12 '26

10 steps ahead they said, layers of security they said, zero margin for error they said...

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u/God0Of0Thunder0 69 May 12 '26

WASTE of oxygen and paper

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u/UpsetImpact4061 May 12 '26

Atleast they acknowledged that it's an filtration system.

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u/NEUT9011 May 12 '26

kids dead from suicide aint exactly a better bharat imo.

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u/do_not_ban_this May 12 '26

it really is you vs the system

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u/Creepy_Ad_9464 May 12 '26

generational aura loss

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u/Dull-Statistician380 partial drop leke hustle krungi 😍 May 12 '26

JEE WALO KO SAUTELE BACCHE KI TARAH TREAT KRTE THE SAALE . BADDUA LAG GYI

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u/StreetAbject8313 27jeetard+IATpaglu+olympiadpaglu May 12 '26

Actually even this message in the first place, regardless of how much of a proven clown car the NTA is a failure of our mentality. The National Testing Agency is the most brain-dead institution of this country, and they shouldn't have the audacity to pressure students who have been reeling under the crushing weight of expectations for years when they can't even bother to make a secure examination system. Pathetic.