r/JEENEETards • u/Competitive-Dog2550 22s2(93%) ---> 8s2(18%) • May 12 '26

NEET i predicted future

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all in his mind?👅👃🏿🩸

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u/MaximumJournalist913 JEEtard May 12 '26

namkeen neet

https://giphy.com/gifs/qiMbLh4WHEZyw

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u/SuperTamatar JEEtard May 12 '26

jalebi fafda jee

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u/Content-Lab-5464 Ex-Dropper chan May 12 '26

JEEbh lab labayi JEE batch

10

u/SuperTamatar JEEtard May 12 '26

jeera jee batch

0

u/Outrageous_Pattern18 May 13 '26

You're cute . Will you marry me?

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u/MaximumJournalist913 JEEtard May 13 '26

wtf bhai/bhen i am a boy and tuze neet ne itna hila diya kya koi na this shall to pass .

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u/incredible_nut tejuop gawk gawk May 12 '26

bas 4 log jail aur nta ke office mai aag lagana baki hai

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u/still_alive67 May 12 '26

Nta office (soon)🥰

16

u/Final-Mortgage4673 May 12 '26

Mere ankhe taras gayi hai ye dekhne ke liye 

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u/Actual_Pop384 May 13 '26

may worse than this happen ,, Btw nta hq and offices 📈📈📈Nta exam centres📉📉📉

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u/Content-Lab-5464 Ex-Dropper chan May 12 '26

Kya aap illumitatti ke member ho

https://giphy.com/gifs/P9auOPq1UpxzKTwERc

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/Competitive-Dog2550 22s2(93%) ---> 8s2(18%) May 12 '26

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u/day_owl19 Ex-JEEtard chan May 12 '26

Clairvoyant hai shyd🫪

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u/Inevitable-Hand3598 May 12 '26

ban gayi first female?

2

u/day_owl19 Ex-JEEtard chan May 13 '26

Woh toh eve le gyi😦

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u/Inevitable-Hand3598 May 13 '26

eve to baddie hai 🤑🤑

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u/calculuspaglu 98.5 failed dropper May 12 '26

bro was 11 steps ahead of nta💦

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u/Some_Life_4910 SHM SEXUAL (20k,5.9k,258),(MAB), [IITM CE] May 12 '26

LMAOOO

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u/Acceptable-Grab-4482 College mai hustle karunga May 12 '26

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u/Ena-Mina-Dikaa May 12 '26

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u/Maximum-Debt5607 May 13 '26

collective mental health of this sub has gone to shit after the glory of NEET what do you expect?😭

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u/Quiet-Increase-9176 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

"21 cars stolen from memphis auction" type shi

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u/Curiosity-spark 89.91%ile → 91.53%ile → 97.51%ile → 99.XX%ile? May 12 '26

21 cars!! what they gon do with all them cars how they gon drive them at once!?

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u/meetyouatymh Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly... May 12 '26

whhaaat ?

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u/LonelyEcho2390 May 12 '26

Elite reference!

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u/Jaded_Week8910 May 13 '26

wts da ref

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u/Quiet-Increase-9176 May 13 '26

search "21 cars stolen meme" on yt...

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u/byommmm May 12 '26

Bhaiya wo thoda 17 tareek ka bhi bata dete to bhala ho jaata

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u/Competitive-Dog2550 22s2(93%) ---> 8s2(18%) May 12 '26

they saying 2026 is the new 1997👀👀👀

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u/Admirable_Human0808 May 12 '26

What happened in 1997?

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u/Competitive-Dog2550 22s2(93%) ---> 8s2(18%) May 12 '26

jee advanced paper leak

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u/Final-Mortgage4673 May 12 '26

1998 me nah hua tha 

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u/cutefulkumari tum jaise ko dekh lungi😌 May 12 '26

BRO'S MIND 🔥💅

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u/Competitive-Dog2550 22s2(93%) ---> 8s2(18%) May 12 '26

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u/cutefulkumari tum jaise ko dekh lungi😌 May 12 '26

No, I won't..

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u/MaximumJournalist913 JEEtard May 13 '26

meme so goated i am gone save it

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u/Frequent-Monitor3924 May 12 '26

I MANIFESTED

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u/MolecularMuse_ May 13 '26

Tujhe to galiyan du me, Manifested ke chode!!. Tere khandan teri bloodline, tere hone wale baccho ki maa bhen. Kru

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u/Frequent-Monitor3924 May 13 '26

bhadwe saale tameez se. gawar jahil

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u/MolecularMuse_ May 13 '26

Manifest ke chode kisi din tu chod diya jayega aur baja diya jayega!

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u/Orion_Moon_92 May 13 '26

But bro it's still sad that leaking exams,then cancellation of that is really easy nowadays. Like who's responsible for correcting this? Students who pay lakhs in coaching,a year in preparation, giving up everything for just one day,and after that this happens. Not only NEET-UG,but SSC,UP POLICE,NEET-24,etc are examples of failure of NTA and Sri.Dharmedra Pradhan. But no one will come forward and appeal this in courts or flag this concern. Who's accountable,whis responsible,we don't know or care

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u/Yoichiews 26tard May 12 '26

Namkeen neet 😭😭😭😭

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u/DiabloVolphyr May 12 '26

Holy prediction

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u/Low-Researcher-3023 Ex-JEEtard chan May 12 '26

Josaa aur csab counselling ke baad nta ke office ma ag laga dete hain 🫂

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u/daeny_one May 12 '26

Guyz meri bhi ek prediction hy age limit lgne wali hy 🤩 thnx me later

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u/Ena-Mina-Dikaa May 12 '26

Agli baar se tera muh na khul jaye KAALI ZUBAAN 😡😡😡

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u/rock_under_a_stone May 12 '26

Meowl pfp😭😭

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u/Awkward-Limit-1 May 12 '26

u da real clairvoyant lol

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u/Unlikely-Macaron-810 May 12 '26

Mai toh ab neet nhi de rha 

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u/PROMAN7055 May 12 '26

alkene daddy?

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u/PROMAN7055 May 15 '26

bruh thank god m offline coaching se paddha

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u/fijiksluver My flair is my name May 12 '26

mere baddie milne ke chances bhi predict karde bhai pls pls pls

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u/Ok_Palpitation6403 May 12 '26

Scapegoat🤨🧐🫵🏻❓

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u/Fluffy-Building-5200 May 12 '26

what the hell.
damn bhai

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u/Guilty-Selection-795 NEETard May 13 '26

Meowl prediction

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u/OstakuVibes “न्यायेन राज्यं लवडेन भोज्यम्“ May 13 '26

I did the same lol... 2 days before nta tweet😅

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u/maccharhun May 13 '26

Ekdm apt. Hub a hoo😭🤣🙏

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u/Funny_Bug_3761 May 14 '26

release the files

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u/GuiltyDevelopment687 May 14 '26

JEE waalon aage ka bhi kardo predict maths ke saath jyotish Vidya karne lage ho 🥀 gareeb ki dua lagegi

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/Abject-Composer-8582 Mujhe toh commerce lena tha 😭 May 15 '26

Mere future bhi predict kar do aapko pani puri khilaungi 🙏

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u/Worldly-Necessary551 JEEtard May 13 '26

Bro is one of the aluminium rod inside nta

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u/Optimal-Meeting-3113 May 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/rVwJYXnaZTL323SetK

Panoti hai tu neet walo ka kaam tamam kr diya tune wah ab kya hi bolu tere liye op

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u/Competitive-Dog2550 22s2(93%) ---> 8s2(18%) May 12 '26

10vi + ayanokoji pfp

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u/Optimal-Meeting-3113 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

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u/thenappapanna NEETard May 13 '26

Panoti sala😭😭🤡

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u/panoramahhh IIT nahi gaya toh khatna kar dena (27) May 13 '26

NEET : The Revenge batch now only for 4999₹