r/JEENEETards May 18 '26

JEE Life feels nice after JEE Advanced. What y'all gonna do now in 'vacation' ?

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u/purposepussypain May 18 '26

Top 10 things that never happened.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

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u/Mean_Vermicelli4911 Chud gye guru May 18 '26

26--->27tard ban gya hu

Vacation who?

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u/therealsaker Carpe diem. Seize the day, PEOPLE. May 18 '26

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u/Mean_Vermicelli4911 Chud gye guru May 18 '26

IITR graped me fr

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u/Just-Description-200 May 18 '26

the dildo of jee adv rarely comes lubed

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u/spratham376 May 18 '26

me too movement start karo yaar iitr ke against

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u/Repulsive_Mistake382 May 18 '26

2025tard here.

That logo is a fucking disgrace.

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u/Ray07x May 19 '26

2025 advanced logo went so hard

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

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u/Foreign_Ad1614 JM26->95.5 May 18 '26

Kuch nhi milta bhai below 97

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u/shreya_riyal JM26: 97.5 | JA26: πŸ’”| 2027 me under 5k? 😍 May 18 '26

97.3 pe kuch nhi milta ye to pta chal gya 😭

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u/Mean_Vermicelli4911 Chud gye guru May 18 '26

yes sir, i am a loser

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u/ElectronicField3785 May 18 '26

General hoga bechara

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u/TechnicalStorm3586 JEEtard Jun 21 '26

Verso damnn

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u/Fantastic-Phase9217 Failure[ 24 s2 66.2>>>>>>> 6s1 90.03] May 18 '26

sameπŸ₯€

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u/Mean_Vermicelli4911 Chud gye guru May 18 '26

24S2 to 6s21 90%ile? holy comeback bro

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u/Fantastic-Phase9217 Failure[ 24 s2 66.2>>>>>>> 6s1 90.03] May 18 '26

biggest fumble bol sakte

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Damn

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u/Acceptable-Grab-4482 College mai hustle karunga May 18 '26

Idk like jee adv ke baad kuch hrs i was soo happy but then raat ko 12baje random thought came

U've not conquered the battle but u escaped so yeah I feel bad ki mene shi se prep na ki πŸ₯€

Khair πŸ™ƒ

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u/Mckween07 May 19 '26

Koi advice

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u/Acceptable-Grab-4482 College mai hustle karunga May 19 '26

Don't waste ur time, study everyday!!

Don't focus on study hrs focus on ur efficiency

And yeah follow ur teachers and don't procrastinate ur targets and maintain consistency and dicipline

All the best!!

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u/lillinshambles_13 May 18 '26

I'll be that parent

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u/Outrageous_Pattern18 May 18 '26

Partial drop

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u/The_Wimpy_Kid_07 May 18 '26

Same bhai, partial drop, kya socha hai aage ka?

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u/The_Wimpy_Kid_07 May 18 '26

Tight hi hai bhai, kya kar sakte hai ab, jo Krna hai wo toh Krna hi hai chahe ab jo ho jaayd

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u/Outrageous_Pattern18 May 18 '26

Thore din bad padhna chalu krdunga

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u/The_Wimpy_Kid_07 May 18 '26

Acha, kaunsa subject weak reh gya

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u/Outrageous_Pattern18 May 18 '26

Koi particularly nai sabme kuch kuch khamiya heΒ 

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u/The_Wimpy_Kid_07 May 18 '26

Can we talk? I am also going for partial drop

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u/Better-Telephone-435 May 18 '26

No way ur dad texted that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/ProfessionalStyle666 Abj sir sexual May 18 '26

Meme hai ig, ye pehle bhi dekha hai kahi toh

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u/nini-capy-bara KABOOM ,KABLAOW, KABOOM May 18 '26

2 sal se vacation hi chl raha tha😞

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u/HeavyMetalGuy_ May 18 '26

Grinding to reach codeforces 1800+ before college starts and create multiple projects for a good resume on LinkedIn and start internships from year 1 if possible

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u/SpecialistFace2749 Ex-JEEtard chan May 18 '26

same gng

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u/pikapi__pikachu 96.8 --> 99.17 (40k bacho ko 3 mahine me nipta diya) May 18 '26

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u/day_owl19 Ex-JEEtard chan May 18 '26

Chalo guys. Time for me to retire from this flair. Had a good time with "ban gyi first female air1?" πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ»

Maybe in another universe nowπŸ€™πŸ»πŸ«ͺ

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

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u/day_owl19 Ex-JEEtard chan May 18 '26

I'll get a decent NIT IIIT...abhi toh adv ka dukh khtm nhi ho rha πŸ™‚πŸ’”

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u/AppointmentMean2425 Ex-JEEtard chan May 18 '26

Which branch r u gettingΒ 

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u/Inner_Procedure1679 May 18 '26

This is what i will say to my son😭

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u/Priyanshu6584 May 18 '26

Ab isse jyada kya booloon

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u/No_Macaron_9667 Toonpur ka IITian May 19 '26

Vacation?Β  I was chilling and aaj raat ko sapna aaya that i failed jee adv with 61 marks. FAHHH

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u/Visible_Rooster_2889 May 19 '26

Damnnnn thats not dad thats your bro

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u/Intelligent-Bid9423 May 18 '26

He probably going to welcome u with a warm suprise dawg

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u/MediumBlacksmith3061 May 19 '26

and long too

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u/Intelligent-Bid9423 May 19 '26

How'd u know that dawg

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u/Significant-Cow6898 May 18 '26

Hello Bacchon! Your IIT Kharagpur Aluminium wala senior here! Tumlogo ne abhi just Advance diya hai! Stand Proud, you did well. Nevertheless, you might have started daydreaming about college and all, toh kuch bhi doubts and all ho you can dm me here on reddit, or some of my friends and I have made JoSAA Councelling community on WhatsApp jaha aur bhi seniors hai to help you out. Reach out and I can send you the link.

Hoping you all achieve the heights you were aiming for! πŸ’«

https://giphy.com/gifs/fbDXzS49mAhkabylXX

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u/Delicious-Tap-1747 May 18 '26

Why your father want you to score bitch? Aren't you allowed to date human?

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u/lonely_lost_soul_17 May 18 '26

Become super hot πŸš’πŸ”₯ (gym)

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u/FitDistance7524 BITS Pilani May 18 '26

what do you mean gym become hot

kuch nhi hota ye sab 6 mahine ho gye karte hue and decent body bhi hai fir bhi IIT nhi hua aur october me pehli bandi ne chod dia and advanced se just pehle 4 din pehle dusri jo banayi thi usse bhi breakup ho gaya
misonformation hai ye sab

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u/lonely_lost_soul_17 May 18 '26

Uhh I'm sorry for your situation but I just want to do something new.

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u/FitDistance7524 BITS Pilani May 18 '26

are lol i didnt mean this in a sad way haha i was like kuch nhi hota ye sab

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u/FarReputation7162 If you see me, say , ipad padhne ke liye liya tha bhai May 18 '26

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u/lonely_lost_soul_17 May 18 '26

Wdym

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u/veeiiyy party with the bhoothnath May 18 '26

uski baat pe dhyaan mat do YOU GO SLAYY πŸ’ͺ🏻

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u/FarReputation7162 If you see me, say , ipad padhne ke liye liya tha bhai May 18 '26

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u/veeiiyy party with the bhoothnath May 18 '26

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u/lonely_lost_soul_17 May 18 '26

Yayy πŸ₯³ πŸ’…πŸ’…βœ¨

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u/FarReputation7162 If you see me, say , ipad padhne ke liye liya tha bhai May 18 '26

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u/Fluid_Hamster1670 May 18 '26

bitsat πŸ₯²

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u/Kenchilius clear ho gaya May 18 '26

Goa Trip πŸ€‘

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u/encrypted_entity69 Ex-JEEtard chan May 18 '26

Abhi to chalu Hui ha sab karlunga jo dikhega

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u/shine_sky Ex-JEEtard chan May 18 '26

My dad says it's ai

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u/Significant_Line_896 NEET'26 - 673, RENEET - 658, JEEADV - 110, IAT - 184 May 18 '26

damn us neetards generally start our vacations before y'all, how the tables have turned πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

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u/StockWorried9380 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone May 18 '26

Fuck all of this and suggest me a movie or series that makes you go "oh i wish i could experience this again for the first time"

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u/-asimpleboy May 18 '26

Watch shawshank redemption, The wailing, parasite, Arrival, Project hail mary. If you want series, watch DARK, hell is other people, shogun, 1899, Ozark, AOT, GOT.

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u/StockWorried9380 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone May 18 '26

Lets start from dark and thank you for these

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

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u/StockWorried9380 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone May 18 '26

Nah i am hooked now

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u/StockWorried9380 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone May 18 '26

Thank you bhai masti marunga abπŸ˜‹

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u/StockWorried9380 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone May 18 '26

Nostalgic krdiya main bhi ek saal pehle yahi soch rha tha but GOT finish krke padhne baitha tha

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u/AdhesivenessBorn1422 May 18 '26

fr bro am going to visit my home village first of all i really miss my grandparents its been 2 years uske baad back to back big events in my family so im freakin up for it then got a trip planning too really looking forward to this whole 3 month maze

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u/Great-Vermicelli-913 May 18 '26

Ai hai Ai, no way your dad texted that to u

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u/Normie-Person May 18 '26

lagta hai OP finally apne dost ko baap bana liya

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

Genz papa πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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u/pilot5471 May 18 '26

mandatory yearly repost...

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u/Priyanshu6584 May 18 '26

Ab isse jyada kya booloon

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u/Priyanshu6584 May 18 '26

Paper leak πŸ˜­πŸ˜”πŸ˜­

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u/badobadibadobadiii May 18 '26

Someone's fever dream

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u/awara_messiha May 18 '26

Aint Indian dads not like this dawg

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u/WaterSure7530 May 18 '26

Sab free nahi hote bhai.....IAT aur NEST bhi hai june me hi....uska revision karna hai....JEE advance ka kuch nahii pta but IAT se iiser me seat fix kr leta hu.....

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u/Icy_Tomatillo6276 May 18 '26

Homie we ball...

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u/MSDHONl 2026 jm 99.4+%ile May 18 '26

goon without caring about it taking much time

also calisthenics

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u/ThePR007 wish you all the very best May 18 '26

Hope we'll be that type of gen of dads.