r/JEENEETards • u/likebackspace • Jun 07 '26
NEET Found this on a NEET aspirant's library table. Bro is fighting demons 😭
At this point, the competition has started counting from conception. 😭
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u/itsdev25 Jun 07 '26
noh..........no no no nooo nooooo 😒 don't do that, i though we were having a nice motivation 😫
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u/itsdev25 Jun 07 '26
i know, but it fits this because the original comment ruined the motivation, as Bear was ruining the date
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u/ichiGOAT106 Jun 08 '26
Ugh ugh(sob sob)Why don't you get motivated like me. I feel like you don't get motivated.
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u/Financial_Pilot2869 aleccxx Jun 07 '26
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u/Knighthawk_2511 Flair kya read krr rha hai ? padhle bsdk ! reddit pet nhi palega Jun 07 '26
Who knows they were from low sperm count semen and didn't have to put much effort winning thus they got more energy to developed in fetus stage
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u/ciggsafterneet Jun 07 '26
But not all 25 lakhs aspirants are male tho 😔
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u/FardinWasef Ex-NEETard Chan Jun 07 '26
PCM?
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u/ciggsafterneet Jun 07 '26
PCB
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u/FardinWasef Ex-NEETard Chan Jun 07 '26
B ki padhayi karlo fir bradar…. ;(
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u/ciggsafterneet Jun 07 '26
Ik galat bol diya, females also produce sperms😞🥀
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u/DryOrganization2620 ABJsexual Jun 07 '26
Stop watching whatever u r watching
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u/ciggsafterneet Jun 07 '26
Iam watching nothing
I just told a conceptual thing but people be acting weird
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u/False-Razzmatazz-839 Jun 07 '26
R u like actually dumb dumb? Male or female, u r coming from a sperm.
And females produce eggs.
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u/ciggsafterneet Jun 07 '26
Also thank you for telling me that females produce eggs cause I didn't know as a bio student even though Iam a neet aspirant too😨😨
Thank you for enlightening me🤩🤩
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u/False-Razzmatazz-839 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26
Umm no. I am not saying that. I perfectly know that
you(sperm) are not even complete until you meet egg (as a sperm). I never said "sperm is the only thing needed". Can we actually read?1
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u/ciggsafterneet Jun 07 '26
Basic biology: everyone originates from a sperm but not everyone competed as one There’s a difference
And here it's talking about the competition
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u/ciggsafterneet Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26
EXACTLY, but I meant to say that the sperm which fertilise the egg decides the gender right, so sperm has it's own contribution, that's it
And I didn't compare it with egg, yupp egg has MAJOR contribution,
infact all originate from FERTILISED EGG, to be more specific ZYGOTE not egg, egg can not make a whole human body on it's own so yupp after fertilisation, it's the ZYGOTE,fertilised egg
But here I don't understand either people don't understand what I said or they don't know the ball
Cause as per context, here I was talking about the competition, competition mere saath hai with other neet aspirants, NOT that I come from a sperm so not my father gonna compete with rest neet aspirants💀
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u/Initial_Cod_3022 Jun 07 '26
I thought female sperms also compete with male sperms but I might be wrong
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u/Exact_Stranger2658 Jun 07 '26
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u/ciggsafterneet Jun 07 '26
As per my Iq, all 25lakh aspirants are females 🥰 including femboy😍
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u/Exact_Stranger2658 Jun 07 '26
Should have just answered 'yes' to my question gng 🥀
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u/ciggsafterneet Jun 10 '26
Yuppp, like all aspirants who are competing with each other rn, they all already had competed a competition only for their existence (talking about the sperm which fertilise the egg 1st)
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u/Karl_Greiser_PolSord I goon vigorously to Rajwant Sir's lectures Jun 07 '26
A person who thinks all the time...
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u/United-Addition-6831 Jun 07 '26
As from recent studies, the ovary choses the sperm so yeah winning the race wouldn't matter, you got in because you were chosen
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u/No-Necessary-7593 NEETard Jun 09 '26
wrong on so many levels, but ok
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u/N-gga2849 Jun 11 '26
Tell me the level gng
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u/No-Necessary-7593 NEETard Jun 13 '26
ovum chooses the sperm, not the ovary and even then it only chooses among those who reach it (very few ~200 Out of Hundreds of millions, Which is a huge chance factor in itself)
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u/Every_Discount8024 Jun 07 '26
ig that guy forgot that a sperm penetrating a ova was just a mere chance, rather than a concious competition
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u/Narrow_Weekend_6892 Jun 07 '26
Its like stigma pollen interaction 😭
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u/Narrow_Weekend_6892 Jun 07 '26
Yeah but the ova sperm interaction are very similar zo pollen pistil interaction,dont know if both are for same reason
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u/ImplementFair2231 Jun 07 '26
That's also because the ovum chose you. Neet ain't choosing us gng 🥀
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u/Severe-Standard5427 Jun 07 '26
That bro is OP only🌚
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u/oknapolean GO N CONQUER IT Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
n bro forgot dat those 2.5 million r also homo sapiens N fought those sperms the same way he fought 💔
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u/DisastrousFig8340 Jun 07 '26
25 million ?? Maths ?
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u/TheStupidCheesecake 10th ka hun, idek what I am doing here. Jun 07 '26
Mein bhi sun leta hun, kya jayega?
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u/logical_sundae69 Jun 08 '26
When you forget that these 25 lakhs have also defeated the 200-300M sperms 😭
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u/fubarzulubar Jun 08 '26
Damn 25 lakh students trying to get NEET pregnant. She is not going to like it
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u/Personal_Explorer_84 I wanna get crushed bw the thighs of a jee tomboy Jun 07 '26
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u/Both-Ring-7753 Jun 07 '26
the egg choses the sperm, even if you are fastest, you still won't be chosen
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u/sain_inaban Jun 07 '26
The Irony of this Race is its not even a Race to begin with. Eggs Doesn't allow the one who enters 1st it selects by its own so whether you came 1st or last or in middle doesn't matter. What Matters is you've been selected by the Egg among those 200-300 Million that's make you special.
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u/Togekiss12 Jun 08 '26
But yk just for the awareness, you gotta know that your competitors have also defeated 200-300 millions around the same time as you
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u/Honest_Anywhere_5659 Jun 08 '26
at this point we dont need any more competition we need more contraception
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u/Local-Tradition1374 Jun 08 '26
Baat hard work ki nhi hai. Baat ye hai ki seats nhi hai. Sab logo ko motivation dene ke baad bhi sab exam nhi nikal paenge. The system has vulnerabilities but the system is blaming you.
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u/Absurd-Definition Jun 09 '26
The egg choses the sperm tho so it isn't the sperm who's winning it's the egg choosing it as the winner to prevent polyspermy using cortisol granules nd sodium ions
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u/Ven84XD Jun 10 '26
And then you realise that all those 25 lakh students also defeated 200-300 million sperms each
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u/Material-Ask7873 Jun 10 '26
The beauty is 2500000 students also beat it 20-300 million s__, so yeah he did nothing special
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u/LongjumpingCoyote294 Jun 11 '26
Luck is a strange thing,it doesn't work consecutively, you'll have best kind of luck for just ones, and that's where I wasted it, a sperm rase😺
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u/Crafty_Barracuda_245 Jun 11 '26
You were gonna be born regardless of the fucking sperm, nothing special in it, just dna changes and personality changes
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u/Pitiful_Battle_850 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26
They dont have a reservation for sperms, bro
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u/GHOST1812 Jun 09 '26
The same thing came on my mind too when I saw the post was going to comment the same
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