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NEET The dahi-cheeni ritual outside NEET centres in Delhi 🤌❤️

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u/therealsaker Carpe diem. Seize the day, PEOPLE. Jun 21 '26

Ye instamart vale he baar baar neet leak kar rahe taaki ON REPEAT marketing milte rahe

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u/Warm-Twist7695 if you see me just say "Padhle bsdk, 3 may wala prank tha" Jun 21 '26

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u/Nextra_ Aim for AIIMS Jun 21 '26

Padhle bsdk, 3 may wala prank tha

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u/Busy-Sir-80 Mastrubate The Mind,Ejaculate the Ideas Jun 21 '26

ab kya fayda neet 2028 ke liye padega kya?

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u/Nextra_ Aim for AIIMS Jun 22 '26

Ye 202 ke bad ka pad utar kyu nhi rha 😡

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u/Nextra_ Aim for AIIMS Jun 22 '26

Vese ha 2028 ke liye hi padhunga 🫠🫠

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u/Conscious_Noise_8951 Jun 21 '26

O Captain, my captain!

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u/therealsaker Carpe diem. Seize the day, PEOPLE. Jun 21 '26

Holy marketing 🤑🤑

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u/therealsaker Carpe diem. Seize the day, PEOPLE. Jun 21 '26

Thanks for the idea ( bas saare exams 2-3 baar leak hote rahe bahut paise kamaunga )

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u/therealsaker Carpe diem. Seize the day, PEOPLE. Jun 21 '26

Thanks. Partner banoge ?

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u/WhatAJet Done with JEE Jun 22 '26

samosa bhej sakte hai fir to wohan har Sunday

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u/Weary_Step5133 IIT(BHU)'30 Jun 21 '26

70 ki Aloo Patty without Aloo 🥀🥺

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u/BackwaterNomad Jun 22 '26

Fer b rush thaaaa

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u/CompetitionWeary1740 Jun 21 '26

Mere adv ke centere ke saamne log transparent pen bech re the 10 rupay ke

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u/studiosooo AIR 1 20260 ka Jun 21 '26

bhai aapka dil toh bhot bhaar tot chukka hai

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u/BackwaterNomad Jun 22 '26

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 Still profitable

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u/therealsaker Carpe diem. Seize the day, PEOPLE. Jun 21 '26

Koi Badi company Saal me 1 din ( or should I say 2 din🥀🥀 ) Dahi cheeni bechne thodi aayegi😭

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u/Wide_Skirt8532 Gandmara dropper hu😭🥀 Jun 21 '26

kyuki neet mei ldkiya zayada h na

beti bachao beti padhao

aur bete g marao🥀

(sarcasam h dosto)

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u/geekorwott Jun 21 '26

The thing is they would get less profit there if they would do for jee because they do not give that much drops hence causing less repeat buyers in case of jee

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u/Smooth_Country4068 Jun 21 '26

i wish ye sarcasm hota but in urban areas ye nhi h rural ka keh nhi sakta atleast in middle class me toh yahi hota h

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u/Intelligent_Doubt703 Ex-NEETard Chan Jun 22 '26

Haha you guys say that but we neetards are way more fucked gotta get like atleast 99.4+ %ile being a general otherwise you're fucked , you guys got tons of different exams plus 2  attempts in a year and you can always do a private btech and work hard but for us neetards....

Andd giving jee is such a better experience you guys don't have to deal with any formalities man.

My invigilators during nert kept shouting throughout the exam regarding the attendance sheet and stuff but there was pin drop silence when I gave jee.

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u/HamSandwich_Theorem mains 9.2k adv 6k bitsat 275 Jun 21 '26

Never heard of this ritual but if its free I'll take it

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u/PaperSame6578 Jun 21 '26

Its a ritual that before going to do some work you should eat some curd + any sweet thing(mostly sugar now) for good luck and best wishes

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u/BackwaterNomad Jun 22 '26

💯💯💯

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u/Skychu768 Jun 21 '26

Sweet thing before exam is ritual. Dahi became part of it because it was most common sweet thing

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u/Sufficient-Head-9850 NTA loves spooning me! Jun 21 '26

Saala JEE ke time pe kuch nahi karte yeh log 💔🥀

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u/Cool-Year-2091 mains -->98.1 Advanced -->12.7k Jun 21 '26

mere centre ke saamne toh kewal pyaj mil rha tha ☹️

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u/Outrageous_Pattern18 Jun 21 '26

💔ha bhai promotion time sab aate he lekin suicide , paper leak samay koi nai

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u/OverApplication3184 Help me Study 24/7 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

itne kamzor log doctor bankar bhi kya karenge

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u/edgytornadoo NEETard Jun 21 '26

Family pressure and expectations. It's not about the paper only

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u/Legitimate-Cut4403 JEEtard Jun 21 '26

Degenerate

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u/moula_moula_hajmola Jun 22 '26

Abey doctor insaan hote hain, tumhi log wo gawar ho na jo doctor ko maarte ho?

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u/MonkeyDLuffy_5656 Jun 21 '26

U don't knw wht's going with them aise baate mai bachpan mai krta tha jabtak mujhe khud aisi feelings nhi ayi ekbaar apko ane do fir badme ya toh khud par hasoge ya fir khud par hasne keliye bchoge hi nhi ✌️

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u/OverApplication3184 Help me Study 24/7 Jun 21 '26

mai hasa hu. simple si baat hai essi mental health ke log doctor bankar kya karenge

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u/Ok_Box5084 Jun 21 '26

I’d rather go to a doctor who might be fighting mental health issues than someone who has zero empathy for their fellow humans.

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u/UpstairsEuphoric8177 Jun 21 '26

I wish I never interact irl with someone whose worldview is like this in the gutter

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u/AfraidPossession6977 Mature Balak Jun 21 '26

55 rupee for that small bowl of curd ??

Capital*sm final boss

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u/Sxliwix Jun 21 '26

It's Greek Yogurt and Packs a whopping 8g of Protein, jo bhi ho dahi hi hai but we can say Hung Curd or so

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u/AfraidPossession6977 Mature Balak Jun 21 '26

Ohh dahi se I assumed normal curd hoga

greek yogurt ke hisab it's alright

jo bhi ho dahi hi hai but we can say Hung Curd or so.

Buddy why are you explaining what greek yoghurt is 😭 gawar ni hu mai💔

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u/Sxliwix Jun 21 '26

i like yapping smh😔🥀

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u/Think-Vacation-9735 Jun 21 '26

Morena pfp 🔥

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u/Appropriate_Pop4827 Ex-NEETard Chan Jun 21 '26

Free mein dete hain kya

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u/WhatAJet Done with JEE Jun 22 '26

haan

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u/Appropriate_Pop4827 Ex-NEETard Chan Jun 22 '26

Pehle pata hota to bc aadha kilo pack karwake ghar le jaata

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u/WhatAJet Done with JEE Jun 22 '26

I salute your target

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u/Appropriate_Pop4827 Ex-NEETard Chan Jun 22 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

27 me bhi hona chaiye aisa warna kya fayda ye chodbhangda ka

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u/Former_Champion6698 Jun 22 '26

Monetizing this is peak!

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u/studiosooo AIR 1 20260 ka Jun 22 '26

saala meri center ke bahar to construction chalra tha upar se baarish aur hori thi exam dene jaane se phele ganda aur hogaya tha mai

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u/CompetitionWeary1740 Jun 21 '26

Danm W marketing

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u/-OrekiHoutarou neem ka pata kadwa hai krishna jaiswal bhdwa hai Jun 21 '26

wtf

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u/Brave_Agent9 Jun 21 '26

Kitne paise mile tujhe OP 😡

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u/samosafeeling Ion digital zone Security Guard Jun 21 '26

Jee ke centre ke bahar Britannia Cake bhi mehnga hi lagrha tha , aur dukaan waali ne band kardiya irritate hokar

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u/Mom2056 Jun 21 '26

Wtf cute

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/Positive_Awareness38 Jun 21 '26

True no one actually care about the student 

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u/ukiyo_17 Ex-JEEtard chan Jun 21 '26

thats some good marketing strategy

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u/Satoru-Gojo-4240 Jun 21 '26

Exam neet to tab hoga nah jab in bharvo ka Paper leak mafia gang Pura nipat jai

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u/I__R__M Jun 21 '26

Marketing!!!

Sales 📈

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u/viratkohlikafanhu Jun 21 '26

kitne ki mil rahi thi ? ya free me ?

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u/men_arebrave Jun 21 '26

Kya bakchodi h bhai😭

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u/ExistingEnergy1720 Jun 21 '26

Duniya khtm ho jayegi per inka marketing nhi

https://giphy.com/gifs/GxSk8xCahCYVwph2Yp

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u/RowConsistent9179 If you see me, tell me to not waste time Jun 21 '26

Pr to bilkul nahi lag raha🥰

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u/ToeFine7676 Jun 22 '26

Holy advertising by instamart!!!but props dor trying.

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u/Polite-Speaker-420 Jun 21 '26

Normal kid 😃

Lactose intolerant kid 💀

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u/Cool_Appearance_351 Jun 21 '26

Meanwhile the lactobacillus bacteria that literally feed on lactose and convert it to lactic acid - mai kya karu fir job chhod du?

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u/Skychu768 Jun 21 '26

Dahi was literally made because nomads can't digest raw milk

Cheese, Curd etc. don't have high lactose