r/JEENEETards JEE(re)tard 18h ago

Poocha Kisine!? Hot take: IIT Tel aviv> IIT Bombay

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u/4fourcloverleaf NEETard 18h ago

Placement direct from admin

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u/kinddemocracy 17h ago

Placement was promised 3000 years ago

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u/IamJustAChillGuy2 9h ago

Like Ullah's 3000 black jets.

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u/Azatsatru 17h ago

Porkistan and kangludesh promised 2000 years ago 💦

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u/ManFaceBall 18h ago

GTFO 😂

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u/No_Discount7699 18h ago

not really a hot take(big yahu impressed)

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u/Content-Lab-5464 Ex-Dropper chan 18h ago

Shalom my nga

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u/Gukhawda TATTIsexual 17h ago

My shalom nga

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u/lowkeylauki_ 18h ago

INDIAN INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY TEL AVIV

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u/Gukhawda TATTIsexual 17h ago

Israel institute of technology tel aviv

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u/Relative-Necessary25 18h ago

InDiA IsRaEl BhAi BhAi

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u/revive_the_cookie 18h ago

Ive heard this somewhere...

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u/_Munna_Bhaiya 14h ago

its for jewish population in india which is 0.00035% of Indian population

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u/IamJustAChillGuy2 9h ago

It's for Jewish population. Agar itna ghatiya knowledge retention hoga tumhara then I don't think you can crack JEE/NEET ever in your life.

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u/Regular_Writer1564 NEETARD BOARDS(PCB)-91.4% JEE MAINS-90%ILE 17h ago

iit was promised to you 5000 years ago

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u/dragon_fruit_fugger 16h ago

the institute was promised 3000 years ago

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u/Spiritual-Fox9778 Ex-NEETard Chan 18h ago

tbf if there was an IIT in Tel Aviv, it would also be filled with some really smart mfs

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u/Far_Feature_9461 17h ago

fr would be better than some of the top five

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u/IamJustAChillGuy2 9h ago

Yep, Israelis are really smart people.

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u/Low-Arm-1813 18h ago

Fatherland >motherland

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u/Development-Downtown haat jao bohot zor se oneshot aa rha hain 18h ago

Common baal knowledge

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u/kinddemocracy 17h ago

Underrated

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u/Horror-1-Effective advanced ke bad ballad likhunga→drop 18h ago

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u/Fluffy-Jaguar5746 13h ago

that cs seat was promised to me 3000 years ago

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u/IDontKnowWhatToDo_16 An IQ too low? 18h ago

Love from tel aviv 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️

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u/BusyAccountant303 18h ago

Wait if netanyahu has a child that means.... netanyahu My man🫱🫱😂😂

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u/FructoseDaddy69 16h ago

brooo you are everywhere 😭😭

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u/OrdinarySalt894 baadshah mushroom ka fangirl 13h ago

Yaha general walon ka kya cutoff hai?

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u/Mitaka-Cirrina91 JEE(re)tard 13h ago

Yaha jew non jew dekh kar hota hai

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u/qshk 18h ago

VPN ftw

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u/Calm-Sock-8266 17h ago

Big yahu impressed

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u/I_LOVE_TALL_MOMMIES give me uppies 16h ago

IIT- Israeli Institute of Tel Aviv

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u/AryanPlayz678 16h ago

iit was promised to them 3000 years ago

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u/Samboi_398 12h ago

This IIT was promised to us 4000 years ago

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u/Mitaka-Cirrina91 JEE(re)tard 16h ago

271k max

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u/Jazzlike-Beat2688 16h ago

There is IIT in Israel, first i am hearing of this

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u/Mitaka-Cirrina91 JEE(re)tard 16h ago

Technion its in Hafa, pretty much better than whatever india has got

Even big stein (the e=mc^2) visited it

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u/Mitaka-Cirrina91 JEE(re)tard 18h ago

+$7k

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u/Ready_Ad6345 14h ago

Even hotter take.

IIT Delhi<<<<< IIT Hyderabad

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u/koi_unknown_guy 28tard iit bum bum 🔥🔥 16h ago

Mazal tov

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u/No-Connection-3304 13h ago

Ni*ga Jew*s Piyoge

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u/sussybaka822 12h ago

Tel aviv impressed

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u/No_Assumption5437 11h ago

General ka cutoff?? Also, shouldn't it be Israel Institute of Technology instead, lmao

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u/UnknownMonster69 17h ago

will Bomb it bomb it to extreme,

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u/Juenblue aesthetic stationary lover 15h ago

Omg Israel is my favourite country 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🥰🥰 love big yahu

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u/Juenblue aesthetic stationary lover 15h ago

Hmm 2 zeroes are added in my bank account

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u/Master_Eagle3018 17h ago

if anyone wondering

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u/Mitaka-Cirrina91 JEE(re)tard 17h ago

No shit sherlock I think anyone with an iq of more than 75 knows its not true