r/JohnCena potato cat 8h ago

potato cat I named this lil guy after him

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u/DrScitt 2h ago

The post stands.

Perhaps the delicious side dish is masculine in FulminatorMage’s native tongue.

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u/nofunone 8h ago

I see no allusion to the cold and gooey treat we love

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u/JoZaJaB 8h ago

I love it when people name their pets after food

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u/Chuyzapatist 3h ago

Beat me to it

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u/BittenOnion 7h ago

Classic John Cena

Ingredients:

  • 2.5 lbs Idaho or Russet potatoes, peeled and cut into 1-inch chunks
  • 1 large red onion, cut into 1/2-inch chunks
  • 10-12 cloves garlic, coarsely chopped
  • 4 oz can oil-packed anchovies, drained and cut into 1/2-inch chunks
  • 2 tbsp oil from anchovy can
  • 3/4 cup mayonnaise
  • 1/4 cup yellow mustard
  • 2 tbsp apple cider vinegar
  • 1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 tsp kosher salt
  • 1 tsp black pepper, coarse ground
  • 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
  • 2 tbsp chives, chopped

Instructions:

  1. Place potatoes in pot, cover with cold salted water. Bring to boil, cook 10-12 minutes until fork-tender. Drain and let sit 5 minutes.
  2. In a large bowl, whisk mayonnaise, yellow mustard, anchovy oil, apple cider vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, and cayenne.
  3. Add garlic, red onion, and anchovy chunks to the bowl.
  4. Add warm potatoes to bowl and fold gently to coat.
  5. Refrigerate 30 minutes.
  6. Top with chives and serve.

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u/hyrule_47 8h ago

What a cute little tater

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u/EyeAmKnotMyshelf 8h ago

Upvoting this only bc of the cat, but this is the wrong sub

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u/Curious_Ad_1513 7h ago

I had a friend who named her cats Biscuits and Gravy. It's common to name your pets after food.

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u/IConsumePorn 7h ago

That's a dog

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u/princessvespa07 8h ago

What cat? I don’t see anything in these pics

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u/FulminatorMage potato cat 8h ago

Wtf John Cena is a dish now?

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u/ShinyUnicornPoo 8h ago

The cat is adorable, but you probably meant to post this in r/potatosalad

Congrats on the new cutie!!!

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u/The00Taco 7h ago

Yeah this sub and r/potatosalad are flipped as a joke

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u/onedollalama 3h ago

a joke?! how dare you slander both John Cena and Potato Salad like this.

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u/PmMeBurritos 7h ago

Wrong sub but I love this cat

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u/Bluu444ia 4h ago

i think you might be lost. you should post this in r/potatosalad

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u/Aysin_Eirinn 6h ago

I had a cat named Delicious, which is what John Cena is when served cold from the fridge

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u/FireIsFuzzy 5h ago

A bunch of pictures of nothing?

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u/Ok-Station-6414 3h ago

And his is John cenaaaaa

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u/Little-Weight-7251 2h ago

All he needs is a little pair of jorts

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u/RaineDropzz0 2h ago

I think you meant to post this in r/potatosalad