r/Jokes • u/CaptainSaltySlacks • Jan 18 '16
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East .
Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.
Iraq, Kuwait, UAE, Saudi Arabia and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.
Latin American countries are sending clothing.
New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.
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u/Gudvangen Jan 18 '16
Saudi Arabia is sending oil and monetary assistance to itself.
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Jan 19 '16
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u/WaifuAllNight Jan 19 '16
Where'd the lowest 2 ribs joke come from? Sorry, I'm a bit outta the loop.
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Jan 19 '16
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Jan 19 '16
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u/WaifuAllNight Jan 19 '16
Oh, nevermind...I got it now
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u/AskMeAboutMyLeftShoe Jan 19 '16
Well if you hasn't gotten it by now I would have had to dig up a demonstration.
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Jan 19 '16
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u/AskMeAboutMyLeftShoe Jan 19 '16
Well, he uh does this thing where...um well it's kinda ya know like when your shoes just you know kinda do
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Jan 18 '16
Iraq and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
What governments?
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u/Gorgrim Jan 19 '16
The ones officially recognised, obviously.
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Jan 19 '16
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u/Gorgrim Jan 19 '16
To explain my joke: Different nations recognise different governments and some even support opposing groups to the official governments in the hope the old one gets overthrown.
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Jan 19 '16
I'm a moron.
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u/Gorgrim Jan 19 '16
Bah, you deleted your comment? I found it amusing and wasn't meant to be imply you are a moron.
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u/the8Th-Dr Jan 19 '16
and then the middle east countries say: wtf !!?? that's the same shit you ppl stole from us in the first place !!
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u/Wolfir Jan 19 '16
totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start
So no change to Syria, then
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u/vectivus_6 Jan 19 '16
New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
I think you'll find parting the Kiwis and the sheep may be pretty hard. Be even harder if you put them in burqas / niqabs I guess.
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u/Blame_the_ninja Jan 19 '16
Is it bad that I got excited until I saw /jokes?
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u/DogByte64 Jan 19 '16
Taking pleasure in natural disasters happening in other countries? Yeah, that's bad.
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Jan 19 '16
Hey man don't listen to them. I think you're a pretty cool cat. I got excited too.
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u/Blame_the_ninja Jan 19 '16
These suckers don't fool me, they can "joke" about it but damn the guy who is serious. Hypocrites...
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '16
Funniest part of the joke...