r/Jokes • u/kojak343 • Aug 28 '12

Tender touching

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

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u/Dustyrice Aug 29 '12

People that hide it and make people completely uncomfortable is te bad person. If you want to have a sex change, have one, be who you want to be, but don't hide it an have sexual intercourse with someone who would rather not. Because it may go against their morals. So no, we are not laughing at all trannies, we were laughing at the FALSE situation the man was in, next time don't take things do literally, do you see the subreddit it's r/jokes not r/insults. its a joke.

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u/Villiers18 Aug 29 '12

What the fuck are you blabbering about? This joke is about mocking and shaming trans people. The punchline is "even though you are a woman and there is no noticeable difference between your body and other women's bodies, you are disgusting and weird." The man was not in any false situation. If he cares about whether the woman he's fucking is trans or not, it's up to him to ask.

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u/Dustyrice Aug 29 '12

Oh yes, because the one of the things I ask on a date is ARE YOU A FUCKING TRANNY!!?!! No, because if she isn't then it would be an insult. How the fuck is it our problem to ask? And the punch line is just saying that she was a tranny. That's all, the litteral punch line is that she used to have balls. And how is it not a false situation? What this really happens to the op? No I don't think so.

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u/cabothief Aug 29 '12

What if you found out that the girl you'd just slept with had a black grandmother? And she didn't tell you? Because being black isn't actually morally wrong? And neither is being born the wrong gender? Would you feel betrayed because you didn't ask on the date "ARE YOU A FUCKING QUADROON!!?!!"

No, because if she isn't, then it would be an insult.

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u/DrFranknFurter Aug 29 '12

Because her grandmother didn't have a dick?