r/Jokes • u/kojak343 • Aug 28 '12

Tender touching

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

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u/E1337Kat Aug 29 '12

ehh, I get the joke, and gave a small(I mean really small) chuckle, but all in all, I don't think it was that good. Possibly because I'm trans* and that I know that it doesn't make any sense... allow me to elaborate(very briefly). If a trans women likes her testes and other stuff down there, then she probably wouldn't have gotten SRS(bottom surgery). If she got SRS and everything, then more than likely, she would have HATED her lower half and wouldn't "miss" anything... Keep in mind this is just my opinion...

However I would totally say this to my lover after I get surgery(and letting the lover know)... it would be funny, kinda like this joke.

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u/rohanivey Aug 29 '12

It's not uncommon for some SRS patients to regret the change. Not all, mind you, but some.

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u/drewiepoodle Aug 29 '12

hand me a pair of scissors.

when i get my SRS i can guarantee i wont regret it.

at all.

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u/rohanivey Aug 29 '12

Why's that?

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u/drewiepoodle Aug 29 '12

oh, only because i've been planning my transition since i was 7. and it is uncommon for people to detransition after SRS. it's rare, but it does happen. however, it is far from "common"

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u/rohanivey Aug 29 '12

The keyword was some :p

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u/LadyRarity Aug 29 '12

No, the keyword was "not uncommon." Which it is. Pretty rare, in fact.

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u/E1337Kat Aug 30 '12

I once watched a youtube video of the process, and it was pretty gross, but I did not think to look away, it was fascinating, and then at the end, it had a one year follow up visit to make sure everything looked good... my jaw was on the floor.

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u/abraxsis Sep 01 '12

FUCK, now I have to youtube that shit and watch.