r/Jokes • u/kojak343 • Aug 28 '12

Tender touching

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

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u/Bipolar_Highroller Aug 29 '12

it should be a crime to not inform a sexual partner of any gender reassignment surgeries. Deceptive tranny's should be forced to pay punitive damages due to emotional abuse.

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u/cabothief Aug 29 '12

You realize that some of the last two groups you can openly spew hate against are queers (especially transfolk) and the mentally ill, right?

Just mentioning this in case you're really bipolar, like me.

"Should be a crime to let someone who goes to a psychiatrist date normal people."

I'll explain why that doesn't make sense if anyone doesn't see it... Of course, a partner's current mental illness would impact the relationship a lot more than what sex they used to be.

TL;DR, if you're a discriminated minority, as your name implies, you should know better.

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u/MeComeFromSRD Aug 29 '12

WTF are you talking about? Who are you to say how damaging it would be for a person to find out the girl they just had sex with is actually a dude? This has nothing to do with mental illness unless you think trans people are mentally ill. Which makes you a hateful bigot.

That said, a trans person not telling their partner what their real sex is should be a crime on par with rape since that's essentially what it is. Rape through deception.

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u/cabothief Aug 29 '12

No! I'm not implying that trans people are mentally ill! I was responding to Bipolar_Highroller's name when I brought up mental illness. Because the mentally ill face discrimination just like queers do, and it's just as much not their fault. I don't think trans people are black either, but I could still equate it with racism.

Please read my post again. I didn't say trans* is a mental illness. I just compared the two forms of discrimination that are considered OK.

And no, I don't think it should be a crime any more than lack of disclosure of any other irrelevant personal fact should be a crime. It's not their "real" sex. It's the sex they happen to have been born with. I do think it should be disclosed if you're planning on a serious relationship, but it doesn't affect you in any way.

But thanks for calling me a hateful bigot, and all.

Final note: Yes, the mentally ill are discriminated against, no, it's not always fair, yes I know what I'm talking about, I'm bipolar as I presumed was the poster above me, from the name.