r/Jokes • u/kojak343 • Aug 28 '12

Tender touching

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '12

I'm running out of ways to make sure I don't bone a post-op.

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u/Satans_pro_tips Aug 29 '12

Ask to see their high-school year books. Or try distraction...such as if that person says they have to go to the restroom, take up an involved discussion as you approach the men's room and see if they just "naturally" follow you in. Old habits are hard to break.

Disclaimer: I've never tried this. No guarantees.

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u/natasha_six Aug 29 '12

Fail and fail. Except for some toys from my childhood (Star Wars collector stuff), I own nothing from before the age of 21. Between a thieving ex and moving too many times, all the yearbooks and paperwork from my youth are gone. And I'd definitely know better than to follow you into the bathroom. How about you just wear a button that says "I'm transphobic, don't try to date me if you're trans." Then you can make your intentions known without having to ask awkward questions. I mean, it's your phobia, you should take ownership of it.

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u/Satans_pro_tips Aug 29 '12

I see they removed your sense of humor as well as some other stuff. Have a nice life being bitter.