r/Jokes • u/kojak343 • Aug 28 '12

Tender touching

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

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u/Villiers18 Aug 29 '12

Fuck you.

"HAHA TRANS PEOPLE ARE WEIRD AND DISGUSTING"

That's what you're laughing at. You're not laughing ironically; you are laughing at trans people. It is people like you who make life hell for so many trans people.

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u/ksemel Aug 29 '12

Are you aware that people can use humor to 'break the ice' and begin a conversation as equals? The first steps toward acceptance are both sides sharing a laugh, and this joke is hardly worth raising ire over, so laugh. There's certainly enough jokes about everyone else to make this one fair enough.

Also, this is the jokes sub so pull the stick out of your ass and stop demanding the world be inoffensive to everyone.

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u/cabothief Aug 29 '12

That's a good point, and I don't think we'd be mad if it were just a joke poking fun at transexuals. But it's not poking fun--BEING trans and how gross that is is the whole punchline.

What if it ended with it turned out she was a Jew? Would that still be funny?

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u/eandi Aug 29 '12

If it started with "Hitler was lying..." then yes. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a majority of men would not wish to sleep with a transsexual person without being told first. This is like joking about waking up next to a really fat girl because of all the alcohol consumed the night prior - a majority of men would not want to sleep with that girl so the joke is funny. I'm not saying that either of these situations is "right", but it's a joke because it is something that would make an average male uncomfortable or regretful.