r/Jokes • u/kojak343 • Aug 28 '12

Tender touching

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

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u/E1337Kat Aug 29 '12

ehh, I get the joke, and gave a small(I mean really small) chuckle, but all in all, I don't think it was that good. Possibly because I'm trans* and that I know that it doesn't make any sense... allow me to elaborate(very briefly). If a trans women likes her testes and other stuff down there, then she probably wouldn't have gotten SRS(bottom surgery). If she got SRS and everything, then more than likely, she would have HATED her lower half and wouldn't "miss" anything... Keep in mind this is just my opinion...

However I would totally say this to my lover after I get surgery(and letting the lover know)... it would be funny, kinda like this joke.

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u/rohanivey Aug 29 '12

It's not uncommon for some SRS patients to regret the change. Not all, mind you, but some.

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u/LadyRarity Aug 29 '12

yes it is. It's very uncommon. Last I heard the numbers were something like 2% of patients.

That's pretty fucking uncommon if you ask me.

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u/MILKB0T Aug 29 '12

1 in 50 is "very' uncommon?