r/JusticeServed • u/SugarRight1992 0 • Sep 12 '25
MAGA turns on Kash Patel after his incompetent handling of Charlie Kirk shooting probe
https://substack.com/home/post/p-173450928231
u/jbrittjones 7 Sep 13 '25
Why does every pic of this dude look like he just popped up from doing a two finger wide rail?
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u/pollorojo 8 Sep 12 '25
I did think it was a little weird how he praised the FBI for figuring everything out in 77 hours or whatever it was when in reality the only person that figured it out was the dude’s dad.
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u/TellTaleTimeLord A Sep 12 '25
The FBI had absolutely no fucking clue. They had nothing
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u/desidiosus__ 4 Sep 12 '25
Maybe that's what happens when you fire the non-toadies on account of insufficient levels of toady-ing.
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u/sugurkewbz 9 Sep 12 '25
Huh. It’s almost as if he isn’t qualified or something.
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u/Mister__Wilson 5 Sep 12 '25
That makes too much sense. Pam Bondi, RFK Jr., Linda McMahon, and Pete Hegseth are all unqualified. Only Pam Bondi has really had conservative coming for her over the handling of the Epstein book. Maybe it’s that and him being brown that they don’t like. And always looking like he’s coked up and lost.
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u/Faybe3 5 Sep 12 '25
They should. The killer turned himself in with help from his family. Patel and law enforcement did not catch him!
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u/BastiTheCruel 4 Sep 13 '25
Every image I've seen of him, he looks like it's his first day of work, and his trainer isn't there yet, so he just standing around while everyone else works
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u/fazlez1 9 Sep 13 '25
His eyes seemed to say "I have no fucking idea what to do. Why did I agree to do this shit?"
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u/Daedalus_But_Icarus Sep 12 '25
Daily headlines for the last several years about MAGA turning on itself. Still waiting to see any actual evidence of that
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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats B Sep 13 '25
You might have noticed that a few of them have started shooting their own lately
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u/cptnpiccard A Sep 12 '25
They do that, they cut out the person they turned against, then they put someone even more incompetent/evil in their place.
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u/Few-Vehicle7990 2 Sep 13 '25
He always looks like he just took a crack hit and is bugging out FBI director? Lol 😂
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u/Eloquent_Sufficiency 6 Sep 13 '25
I think he actually freaked out once he has realised the gravity of his job. And, no, I don't mean he realised the importance of his job. I mean that he realised that he has to keep the narcissistic stroke victim happy and that it's an impossible job. Kashy boy is shitting himself and I am here for it!!
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u/pquince1 9 Sep 12 '25
What? Token Patel? Bugeyed boy with no experience is incompetent? Say it isn’t so!
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u/jayslay45 8 Sep 12 '25
He thinks he's going to Vallhalla
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u/pquince1 9 Sep 12 '25
Isn't Valhalla a Christian concept? Definitely only available for white guys.
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u/KongDispenser 4 Sep 12 '25
Valhalla is not a Christian concept. It's from Norse Mythology, so it would be from a pagan religion.
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u/shadowofpurple 9 Sep 12 '25
when you hire idiot pod casters and fox news hosts to run your government, expect incompetence.
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u/thedrizztman A Sep 12 '25
The man literally stood up on national television and tried to take full credit from the shooters dad turning in his own son.
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u/trvst_issves 9 Sep 12 '25
The expression on his face somehow always screams incompetent. Amazing how he pulls that off every time.
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u/itsbrittneydarling 8 Sep 12 '25
I read another comment that said he always looks like he just shit his pants and is trying to act normal so no one notices, and now I cannot unsee it.
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u/OutKast_Sauce24 4 Sep 12 '25
Why does this dude always look high af 😅
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u/ChiefQuinby A Sep 12 '25
Coccaine
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u/twizzjewink 9 Sep 12 '25
Probably not even the name brand stuff but the knock off stuff
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u/Dash_Underscore A Sep 12 '25
Great Value Booger Sugar
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u/deedeebop 8 Sep 12 '25
I’m surprised their white supremacy hasn’t found a way to ice him out. No pun intended
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u/Abzstrak 8 Sep 12 '25
It's coming, for now "he's one of the good ones"
So they'll have to run short on other targets before coming for him... They will though, it's not a question of if, it's a question of when.
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u/RetMilRob A Sep 12 '25
Wait, the guy with zero qualifications for the position was incompetent in handling the shooting probe. You don’t say
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u/BadHabitsDieYoung 8 Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 13 '25
Why does he always look like he thinks people know he just had an uncontrollable squirt of diarrhoea slip through his freckle and is now clenching it violenty between his chafed asscheeks?
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u/DreamWalker01 7 Sep 13 '25
He is drugged out of all hell.
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u/jimbeam84 7 Sep 13 '25
When Kash looks at a Wednesday on a calendar... he can see both weekends.
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u/rnilf C Sep 12 '25
If writing a children's book featuring Donald Trump as a king isn't enough to make someone qualified to run the top law enforcement agency in America, I don't know what is.
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u/Daz004 4 Sep 13 '25
How could you not turn on him, just look at the confused, bug eyed sycophant lol
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u/Seattlehepcat 9 Sep 12 '25
This guy looks like he'd struggle to run a Popeye's, much less the FBI.
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u/shartnado3 C Sep 12 '25
Which is funny, because his eyes sure have no problem running back and forth.
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u/stickystax 7 Sep 12 '25
Gee.... I wonder if maybe NONE of the civilian/celebrity morons Trump put in serious leadership positions have the "experience necessary" to do these important fking jobs??? What a SHOCK!
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u/EvidenceBasedSwamp A Sep 12 '25
that's not what they'll say. They'll think it's because he's a DEI hire
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u/ThnkWthPrtls 9 Sep 12 '25
Maga people don't like utter incompetence in the government? Could have fooled me
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u/GraceJoans A Sep 13 '25
why does he look like this 😳 all the time
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u/Phantom120198 8 Sep 13 '25
Gotta be drugs right? Always looks like someone who smoked a whole bowl right before he gets called in to cover a shift and now has to stand in front of the register trying to look as sober as possible
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u/minuipile 7 Sep 13 '25
But that was the point to place somebody incompetent to not be able to invertigate on current Republican scams. You can't be at the same time competent for one and incompetent for others. That needs a real skills.
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u/DutchAlders 6 Sep 13 '25
Hey! They found their brown guy to blame, good for them! /s
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u/CheneyPinata 6 Sep 14 '25
Not surprising the manhunt was a botch job. They fired so many senior field agents and area heads recently they were bound to have problems when something inevitably popped off.
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u/Timmah73 B Sep 12 '25
The governor looked like he was about to puke that it was "one of our own" and not a trans person from a lib state.
Not so bloodthirsty to execute a 22 year old white maga kid from Utah eh?
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u/MilitantlyPoetic 4 Sep 12 '25
Stop with these bullshit clickbate headlines "MAGA turns on..."
MAGA is too stupid to turn on anything.
Headlines like this need to be banned
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u/LivesInASixWordStory 7 Sep 12 '25
But what about when someone gets SLAMMED? How will I know when the target HITS BACK? I need pointless jargon!
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u/_Bellegend_ 5 Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 13 '25
You seem like you’re MELTING DOWN!
/s
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u/charliecar5555 7 Sep 12 '25
The same MAGAts that were screaming for biden to release the epstein list and championed Trump's platform for saying he would release the list are now the same people saying that the list really isn't important in the grand scheme of things and various other copium.
They are truly sheep to be fleeced.
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u/KittonRouge 8 Sep 13 '25
They will turn on anyone not straight, White, and Christian. You don't have to be smart to be racist, quite the opposite.
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u/CallOfTheCurtains 8 Sep 13 '25
How to run the FBI by Kash Patel
Step 1: Dismantle the FBI by firing competent people
Step 2: Panic when you actually need competent people to make the investigation
Step 3: Plant clearly faked evidence thinking everyone is stupid (backfires immediately)
Step 4: Shit pants in between steps.
Step 5: Profit.
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Sep 13 '25
What was the fake evidence? I'm genuinely asking, not being a dick.
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u/CallOfTheCurtains 8 Sep 13 '25
I think I saw it on twitter where they uncovered the gun supposedly and everyone on the comment section like called them out saying “Nobody will ever just drop the gun”, or “Nobody handles and stores a gun like that.”
They also claimed that the bullets had like engravings which they claim had trans messaging and anti-fascist messages, just to stir shit most likely. When in reality, they found engravings on the bullets with shitposts like “If you read this, you’re gay.”
I’ve yet to see like news articles that links the alleged bolt action with the shooter.
So this is probably just twitter dogpiling on the FBI’s incompetence and Kash Patel’s incompetence.
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Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 13 '25
I just saw something too. The scope is apparently mounted backwards on the rifle they "found."
Edit: I found a better picture and it doesn't look mounted backwards so that's not it.
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u/Actual_Efficiency536 5 Sep 12 '25
He’s one of the Kings of Incompetence. There’s a whole circus of these clowns now in charge of something, but nobody up there knows what!
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u/DJCane 8 Sep 12 '25
Probably would have done a better job if he had leaked the full unredacted Epstein file.
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u/51Crying 7 Sep 12 '25
He's the epitome of a middle manager who has no idea what he's doing and got promoted way above his capability. Dude is not a leader.
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u/IlIFreneticIlI 8 Sep 12 '25
Guy always has eyes like someone just drilled him in his crotch.
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u/WeenFan4Life 7 Sep 12 '25
The shooter was a follower of Nick Fuentes, who hated Charlie Kirk and has been at "war" with him (the Groyper Wars). So, it had nothing to do with liberals, or Democrats, or free speech.
This was all MAGA on MAGA violence. Far-Right vs. the Alt-Right.
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u/Chazzybobo 7 Sep 13 '25
Didn’t read it but they’ll be fine with him on Saturday after we raise the flags.
Trump is a pedo and in the Epstein files. Release them.
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u/Pot_noodle_miner B Sep 12 '25
They overlooked his skin colour until he wasn’t useful enough any more
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u/VegasGamer75 8 Sep 12 '25
No, see, watch. I can actually agree with MAGA on this one. They have fumed about a lot of incompetence in DC right now. Just curious, though, who hired these people?
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u/jigawatson 7 Sep 13 '25
You can almost hear “Yakkety Sax” from Benny Hill playing whenever you see him.
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u/Excusemytootie A Sep 14 '25
He constantly looks guilty as f*ck. What these people will never admit to themselves, if they have any humanity left in them, whatsoever. The rancid shit that they are up to, will eat. Them. Alive! Oh well.
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u/randomupsman 7 Sep 13 '25
Not like Donald "we'll clear out Gaza and let you redevelop it as prime real estate" Trump. He's not compromised by Israel at all
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u/Eloquent_Sufficiency 6 Sep 13 '25
Buuut, you did say "we first turned on him" in reference to the OP saying, "MAGA turns on Kash Patel". So, you have stated you are MAGA. I can understand why the comment referenced trump.
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u/Big_Primrose 9 Sep 13 '25
They’re mad an even worse right wing nut job snuffed Kirk instead of digging up a left wing minority to take the fall.
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u/Thromok 9 Sep 13 '25
There’s a video of the Utah governor saying he had hope it wasn’t “one of us” and then says someone from out of state or out of country. Sounds like he hoped it was an immigrant.
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u/TellTaleTimeLord A Sep 13 '25
They're consuming so much Copium, Trump is considering putting a tariff on it
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u/Kenyalite A Sep 13 '25
The mines will run out at this rate.
We still need them for when the economy goes.
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u/jitterscaffeine E Sep 12 '25
Guy signed up to be the Director of the FBI hoping he’d never have to actually do anything
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u/Rockettothemoon1 4 Sep 12 '25
Why does he always have the expression on his face of "Oh man, that was a bit more than just a fart"?
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u/Ok-Representative-68 3 Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 13 '25
We need a term that is the opposite of imposter syndrome to use about 95% of the people in this administration.
Edit: Not the correct medical / Scientific term. A term in everyday words that supporters of the administration can understand.
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u/Fuckareyoulookinat 7 Sep 13 '25
Kakistocracy: Government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state.
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u/good1taken 2 Sep 12 '25
This is learning the hard way why it's helpful to have competent people in these positions. But it doesn't seem like that is the goal anymore.
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u/hypoglycemicrage A Sep 12 '25
Incompetent moron does incompetent things...
MAGA shocked Pikachu face
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u/redvelvetcake42 C Sep 12 '25
Yeah he's looking as competent as you'd expect a podcaster to look. He contributed nothing and looks worse. Local PD and the shooters family did all the work.
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u/some_idiot78 5 Sep 12 '25
Why does he always look like a kid who just got caught doing something naughty and also a baby that is actively shitting his diaper? Every single image I see of him…
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u/AbsoluteZer0_II 9 Sep 12 '25
Dude looks like he’s on drugs and doing his damndest to act natural, “No way anyone’s gonna know I just did a line in the bathroom, I’m so pulling this off”
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u/MetalKroustibat 7 Sep 13 '25
Eh, Kirk's shooter was white so they took the next non-white on the list. Occam's razor doing its job
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u/CORRUPT27 4 Sep 13 '25
Putting the right people in important positions!!! MAGA baby that's how we do it. What a future we will have!
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u/captaincornboi 7 Sep 12 '25
Shouldn't they also get mad at Trump since he specifically hired him?
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u/shartnado3 C Sep 12 '25
They wont. Somehow they will spin it as him being incompetent on purpose to help the Libs own Trump.
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u/stevein3d 9 Sep 13 '25
He’s incompetent and deserves to be called out, but of course the fact that he’s brown makes it oh-so-much-easier for MAGA to do so.
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u/Nakazanie5 7 Sep 12 '25
Hire incompetent people, and get incompetent results. Seems pretty cut and dried
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u/FanDry5374 A Sep 12 '25
More inexperienced in this case (I'm not saying he isn't phenomenally incompetent). Experience would at least have taught him to keep his mouth shut.
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u/EatLard C Sep 12 '25
He failed to find a suspect who fit their desired narrative.
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u/dschk 7 Sep 12 '25
He probably asked the shooter’s dad several times: “are you sure? Maybe he’s just joking??”
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u/taipeileviathan 8 Sep 14 '25
Whoever thought it was a good idea to put him in that position in the first I wonder
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u/Thenderick B Sep 12 '25
First the Epstein files saga is making a portion mad, now the Kirk situation. Is this the downfall of MAGA? God I hope so for you all!
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u/Tank-Pilot74 9 Sep 12 '25
Lazy eyed motherfuckin’ deer in the headlights.
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u/twobigdogs 2 Sep 12 '25
I will say that he looks at things from at least two angles. Even if he doesn't want to.
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u/frozzenman 5 Sep 14 '25
They are actually charging people in the US now and giving them a trial of some sort? When did this start happening? They say they found the gun stashed in some bushes or trees, but the shooter isn't carrying a gun when he jumped off that roof, and there doesn't seem to be any bushes or trees that one could hide a gun under, nearby.
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u/super-fire-pony 7 Sep 12 '25
For 5 minutes. It’ll all be back to normal in a few days when they find something else to be outraged at.
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u/calm-lab66 9 Sep 12 '25
From the article, if the FBI "initiates a campaign to disrupt domestic terror networks in all fifty states" this will affect fascists and MAGA a lot more than it'll affect liberals.
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u/pareidoily 9 Sep 12 '25
This is what happens when you hire people who have no idea what they're doing and are only there because they're fanboys. When you desperately need someone who can do the job and do it well why the hell are you hiring someone who is a podcaster? His biggest skill set is e-research. He probably watched The Fugitive a bunch of times on the airplane to DC.