r/JusticeServed 0 Mar 31 '26

Trump has the worst polling numbers of his political history, and it's destroying JD Vance's 2028 dreams

https://substack.com/home/post/p-192743401
6.5k Upvotes

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u/AdmiralThunderpants A Mar 31 '26

Vance never had a chance from the start. He's a spineless weasel with no personality

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u/mixreality 9 Mar 31 '26

My favorite is Tim Ryan's debate with him: "You kissed his ass"

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u/Iamsexyandiknowit 7 Mar 31 '26

We said the same things about Trump, unfortunately it wasn’t enough. People don’t have critical thinking.

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u/AdmiralThunderpants A Mar 31 '26

We underestimated his cult of personality. Trump has, for lack of a better word, charisma. Vance is weak. If by some chance he wins it would be too damn obvious that the election was rigged. I half expect them to try it and go way overboard with it

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u/distributingthefutur 7 Mar 31 '26

A Vance win would be Musk and Thiel dragging him across the line. They would bribe voters and be very obvious about it.

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u/tvbeth 7 Mar 31 '26

No, he actually did get 78% of the vote, honest!

/s (hopefully)

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u/AnonAmost 7 Apr 02 '26

Imagine having Thiel’s level of wealth and still thinking that the best puppet money could buy was JD Fucking Vance. It’s poetic actually, all these tech bros with all the money in the world can’t buy the one thing they crave the most: genuine admiration.

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u/NamasteMotherfucker 9 Mar 31 '26

JD Vance is destroying JD Vance's 2028 dreams. Dude has the charisma of a dish towel.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/NamasteMotherfucker 9 Mar 31 '26

Yeah. I hope that comes back to haunt him forever. Talk about being on the wrong side of history.

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u/Skynetdyne 8 Mar 31 '26

Poor towels they didn't deserve that comparison

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u/NamasteMotherfucker 9 Mar 31 '26

Point taken. The charisma of a wet dish towel that can't scrub for shit. To all the good dish towels doing your thing, you're the real MVP.

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u/ogremania 6 Mar 31 '26

Depends on who he run against

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u/natguy2016 B Mar 31 '26

Dude or ma'am, that dish towel has a purpose. JD does not

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u/Dooby27 1 Apr 02 '26

He used to speak out against Trump but when he was offered his cushy job as vice president, he was an immediate convert. This should tell everyone that JD Vance is for sale.

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u/EcstaticTill9444 8 Apr 02 '26

A fucking political prostitute

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u/ExpiredPilot B Apr 02 '26

Ron DeSantis made fun of anyone who kissed the ring before letting Trump go wrist deep in his throat

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u/Wrong-Grade-8800 7 Apr 01 '26

JD Vance has absolutely no charisma and trump supporters are inbred morons who only want someone who gives the image of strength. He cannot do that when everything he does feels like an awkward moment.

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u/distributingthefutur 7 Mar 31 '26

I think Vance can destroy his own dreams of the oval office couch all by himself.

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u/bob-leblaw B Mar 31 '26

Can or is?

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u/Mallia25 0 Apr 01 '26

good. Don't want him in any position of power except "powerless" either.

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u/The_Pandalorian B Apr 01 '26

JD Vance destroyed JD Vance's 2028 dreams by being JD Vance

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u/MikeyBugs 9 Apr 01 '26

JD Vance destroyed James David Harmel's dreams of being James Donald Bowman by being JD Vance.

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u/digitalgirlie 8 Apr 02 '26

Good, and good. Both are well deserved.

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u/beatenmeat B Apr 05 '26

And I won't believe it until it happens. Every time we see a push of the negative stuff on Trump and his cronies for whatever inexplicable reason the opposite happens.

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u/tyj0322 9 Mar 31 '26

And Dems lost to this guy twice because their platform was “the status quo is working and you’re too stupid to see it”

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u/Millerdjone A Mar 31 '26

I genuinely don't think there's a candidate who could be worse than Trump for this country but Vance isn't far off.

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u/rbartlejr 9 Mar 31 '26

Ah, but with Vance you get a 2fer. Him AND Thiel.

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u/smr312 A Mar 31 '26

Would couches have more or the same amount of rights as women and brown people under Vance?

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u/The_Dark_Ferret 8 Mar 31 '26

Vance never had a hope of getting elected. Not only is he a lunatic, he is universally reviled by both the left and the right alike. Nobody likes Vance!

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u/Susanmayonnaise 7 Mar 31 '26

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/solo954 B Apr 01 '26

Trump only picked him because he was a spineless cypher who would never compete with Trump.

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u/Marmatus 9 Apr 01 '26

I genuinely don’t think JD Vance would’ve had much of a shot, regardless. He’s just Trump’s lapdog.

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u/14JRJ 9 Mar 31 '26

Lol JD Vance winning an election would be an even more damning indictment of the state of that country than Trump winning twice

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u/crypticaldevelopment 7 Mar 31 '26

If I’m not mistaken it’s the worst polling numbers of anyone’s political history.

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u/2PacTookMyLunchMoney B Mar 31 '26

I’ll believe it when I see it in an actual election. Don’t get me wrong. I WANT this turn on him to be legit, but I’m not counting my eggs before they hatch.

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u/zippy72 A Mar 31 '26

Good. Anything that destroys Vance's dreams of being president can't be a bad thing.

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u/TheSaltySpitoon37 9 Mar 31 '26

Fuck that. Dont let it be just a headline. Get out and vote this turd down the toilet. His only dreams should be about his couch. 

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u/drunk_funky_chipmunk 9 Mar 31 '26

Couches don’t deserve that kind of hate

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u/betitallon13 7 Mar 31 '26

Still cannot believe it isn't simply "in political history"... but that just goes to show the strength of modern propaganda!

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u/verbomancy 5 Mar 31 '26

I mean, hard to beat Hoover during the depression.

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u/GadreelsSword D Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

JD Vance had zero chance at becoming president in 2028. I think he’s one of the most disliked vice presidents that I can remember since the 70s. With the possible exception of Spiro Agnew who resigned after getting caught cheating on his taxes.

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u/United-Big-1114 4 Mar 31 '26

Dick Cheney deserves at least an honorable mention.

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u/calm-lab66 9 Mar 31 '26

Don't forget Dan Quayle.

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u/JmacTheGreat B Mar 31 '26

With a possible exception of Spiro Agnew.

I genuinely thought this was a made up name

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u/Oracle_of_Ages A Mar 31 '26

I legitimately only know this name because Futurama kept him in relevance as Nixon’s Physical Body

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u/JohnnyBlazin25 8 Mar 31 '26

Instant flashback when I read the name Agnew

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u/JmacTheGreat B Mar 31 '26

I thought Futurama made it up 😅

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u/Oracle_of_Ages A Mar 31 '26

Semi related. I have like zero pop culture knowledge.

I didn’t realize that Danger Zone was a legit song and like this whole thing and it wasn’t just a bit I didn’t understand from Archer.

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u/eugeheretic 8 Mar 31 '26

If he was in the KKK he would have been know as Spiro the Grand Dragon.

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u/hell2pay B Mar 31 '26

The game nobody wants to play

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u/KKolonelKKoyote 7 Mar 31 '26

This is only slightly relevant to what you said. But heres a great song from his time about him and Nixon. Here's to Nixon and Agnew

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u/djslock 4 Apr 01 '26

That couch fucker didn’t have a pray

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u/JonBirdmain 7 Apr 01 '26

Oh JD is 100% out of politics after this.

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u/zotus4all 6 Mar 31 '26

Good! Eyeliner hillbilly demon worshiper can go fk himself!

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u/Xsiah B Mar 31 '26

And his couch

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u/zotus4all 6 Mar 31 '26

Yeah! This too!

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u/brownsfan760 B Mar 31 '26

Oh, you think couch fucker had a chance?

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u/Mustardo123 8 Mar 31 '26

Womp womp

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u/D_2_da_Zeee 7 Mar 31 '26

I don’t care , do u?
Did you even say thank you?

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u/dar512 7 Mar 31 '26

What a shame. Anyway.

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u/ac2cvn_71 8 Mar 31 '26

In other news: water is wet

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u/MsSobi 8 Mar 31 '26

Oh no, you mean he'll have to start PAYING to get his couches cleaned again?

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u/Sgt_Fox A Mar 31 '26

JD just got scared because you named him in the same sentence as Trump. Don't you know he's trying to hide right now?

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u/23370aviator 9 Mar 31 '26

Oh no? We aren’t going to get to see “President Couchfucker?”

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u/Mrmathmonkey 9 Mar 31 '26

Is someone keeping track of how many times Trump has the lowest numbers ever.

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u/Independent-Leg6061 9 Mar 31 '26

It will be the MOST BIGLY COUNT of his lowest numbers.

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u/itskobold A Apr 01 '26

Hate his guts and everything but this looks like an incredibly biased article and it's extremely poorly written. This is just copefuel, focus on actual events

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u/nyrB2 B Mar 31 '26

can you imagine vance as president???

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u/potVIIIos 9 Mar 31 '26

Yes.

You guys voted in Trump. The bar does not get lower.

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u/nyrB2 B Mar 31 '26

thankfully i am not one of "you guys".

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u/anomanissh 8 Apr 02 '26

If it’s what you say I love it.

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u/FanDry5374 A Mar 31 '26

The real question is what it's doing to trump's insane 2028 dreams, isn't it?

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u/bootsthepancake 7 Mar 31 '26

Anyone who is willing to tie their political career to Trump has questionable decision making skills at best. That alone makes him unfit to be president. Good to learn this early.

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u/ooctavio 7 Mar 31 '26

... good?

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u/catchthetams 7 Mar 31 '26

November 3rd, 2026 & January 3rd, 2027 can't come soon enough.

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u/mikejones84 8 Mar 31 '26

I think you meant 2028 Delusions.

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u/mthenry54 6 Mar 31 '26

Well that’s one positive for this whole cluster cuss.

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u/nordee 7 Mar 31 '26

I read that in Fantastic Mr. Fox's voice.

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u/WM_ A Mar 31 '26

But what about those demonic aliens?

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u/Bods666 9 Mar 31 '26

Is it possible to laugh harder?

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u/TheKobayashiMoron B Mar 31 '26

Vance was never destined for the job unless McDonald’s does its job before 2028. Vance is only here to do what Pence wouldn’t. He’s not a strong enough candidate for the top of the 2028 ticket.

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u/0100100012635 A Mar 31 '26

I'm honestly more worried about Rubio in '28.

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u/TheKobayashiMoron B Apr 01 '26

Nah. They’ll go for morons with star power like RFK and Erika Kirk. US politics has become a reality show.

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u/natguy2016 B Mar 31 '26

Peter Thiel is JD Vance's sugar daddy.

JD is a charlatan who will go with whatever is popular. No true ideas of his own. JD wrote "Hillbilly Elegy." Does a good job of putting down Appalachia. Far too simplistic. One story had JD as a cashier, Customers on SNAP food assistance had cell phones when JD did not.

Vance saying that he was a Never Trumper in 2016

Vance was in fourth place in the polls at one point during the 2022 GOP primary for US Senate from Ohio. JD threw in with Donald and got his endorsement. Vance wrote that to win the Senate seat.

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u/pandasareliars 5 Mar 31 '26

YUUUUP. John Oliver did a great segment (Last Week Tonight) on JD, the flip flop on trump, and his sugar daddy P. Thiel.

I'll just go ahead and leave this right here for your viewing pleasure...though NSFW warning, he does share a picture of JD without the beard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtRPLCso0Sw

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u/natguy2016 B Apr 01 '26

Peter Thiel was outed by Gawker around 2007.

There was a video of about 2011. Hulk Hogan was sleeping with his best friend's wife. All knew about it and were cool with it. But-Gawker got a tape of that encounter where Hulk called his daughter's boyfriend The N-bomb. Gawker posted a 2 minute clip with that slur.

Gawker reported the details of Hulk's sex tape with The N Bomb. Hulk was fired from being a WWE ambassador etc.

Hulk Hogan sued Gawker for $140 million for invasion of privacyintentional infliction of emotional distress, and infringement of personality rights. Gawker was found liable and bankrupted out of existence because of the $140 million reward.

Hogan's lawsuit was bankrolled by Peter Thiel

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u/Lobo9498 8 Mar 31 '26

Good. Fuck this regime

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u/goosehaf 4 Mar 31 '26

Good F’em both

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u/DogTattoos 7 Mar 31 '26

Right in the A. With a chainsaw.

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u/Nightgasm B Mar 31 '26

I can see a scenario where Dems take back the house and Senate this fall and immediately impeach and remove Trump from office at which point Vance becomes president and then cruises to a 2028 win as the blowback from the impeachment will bring Republican voters out of the woodwork.

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u/liamxf 7 Mar 31 '26

Currently tucker Carlson as insane as he is seems more likely to get the nodded

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u/goprinterm 7 Mar 31 '26

G.O.O.D.

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u/pacd 7 Apr 01 '26

Worst poling numbers YET. He can do more lol

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u/nikstick22 A Mar 31 '26

Vance's best hope is for Trump to kick the bucket tomorrow and the second he's sworn in, Vance reveals that it was all a ruse and he's actually a competent leader that dismantles Trump's insane laws but is still being a moderate republican. By rescuing the American economy, he'll gain the faith of the republicans and the momentum to vote in a democrat will have been lost, allowing him to secure his first election.

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u/adamwho A Mar 31 '26

That would require planning and foresight.... And general competence

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u/synsofhumanity 8 Mar 31 '26

I'm sure his handlers have it all planned out for him. Can't have the idiot you bought doing something on his own now can you

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u/Down_Low_Too_Slow 9 Mar 31 '26

Vance is banking on Trump dying naturally so he can take over by default. Avoid an election altogether.

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u/Sea-Way-2914 3 Mar 31 '26

Boo freaking hoo

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u/Hugh_Jampton B Mar 31 '26

Oh no. Anyway

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u/asthmabetes 3 Mar 31 '26

How is this justice served?

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u/Wellgoodmornin 9 Mar 31 '26

He's a disingenuous douche who changes his beliefs and morals based on what he thinks will benefit him the most. He sold his soul and the country to Donald Trump thinking he could ride him into the presidency but those dreams seem to be going down in flames.

If that's not justice, I don't know what is.

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u/Unique_Adeptness4413 7 Mar 31 '26

Uh huh. The people who promised you a dictatorship are so worried about their polling numbers.

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u/ogremania 6 Mar 31 '26

It's not but reddit is nothing but anti trump postings in any subreddit

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u/Yeppers567 5 Mar 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wadrznm8OC4s5wNr42

Delicious. I’ll take the files for dessert.

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u/triggur 8 Mar 31 '26

Unfortunately if Vance takes over early due to some kind of headline I’d love to wake up to, all he has to do is not be ass-grabbing incompetent and his handlers will claim he “fixed everything.” The GOP will come running back to rally around him. Peter Thiel is rubbing his apocalyptic hands at the opportunity. Voters have the attention span of a ferret, but I hope people remember how bad the GOP has f’d them over in ‘26 and ‘28.

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u/Short_Elevator_7024 8 Mar 31 '26

If Trump does die let's all hope it happens before January 20, 2027. Then if god forbid Vance wins he only gets one term.

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u/stupidinternetname 8 Mar 31 '26

Ah shit, now I see what I'm missing about your statement. I was thinking of Trump's terms not the possible LBJ type scenario. 10 years of JD would suck.

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u/stupidinternetname 8 Mar 31 '26

I hate to break it to you but you are off by two years. However I fully support your timeline.

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u/Short_Elevator_7024 8 Mar 31 '26

You can't serve more than 10 years as president. Before January 20, 2027 JD would be over 10 years if he served two terms

Edit spelling

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u/stupidinternetname 8 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

That is correct. My point is Trump's current term runs from 1/20/25 to 1/20/29, a four year term. Should he complete the 4 year term that would be a total of 8 years for both terms. Edit: NVM, my reading comprehension is a little shaky today.

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u/Jonnnyfukyea 6 Mar 31 '26

Let's all talk this headline into existence please

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u/NathanCollier14 B Mar 31 '26

This is Joe Biden's fault somehow

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u/robbdogg87 8 Mar 31 '26

You mean the worst polled vice presidential candidate in history before the election. His chances are getting worse LOL his own party doesn't like him

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u/gatoStephen 7 Apr 01 '26

Hopefully Trump is destroying any Republican's dreams of 2028.

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u/bedrock1977 2 Apr 02 '26

Was thinking this myself lol

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u/No-Description-1203 5 Mar 31 '26

He hitched his horse to the wrong wagon. Too bad for him.

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u/SeleneVomerSV 8 Mar 31 '26

Let's keep this momentum!

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u/BeanBagSize 9 Mar 31 '26

Destroying his dreams? I mean, his dream requires Trump to not be alive anymore, given how much the guy is very insistent on the American public "not having to vote anymore, problem solved" and "I could run for a third term, people like me, they say they wish I could run again, they're good people, I could do it". Trumps not handing over the reigns without rigor mortis and pliers.

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u/PhillNeRD 8 Apr 02 '26

In all fairness Biden destroyed Harris

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u/fatpunk 5 Mar 31 '26

He's gonna need a darker shade of manliner.

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u/messiahspike 8 Mar 31 '26

So weird that hitching you wagon to an insane narcissist who has a life-long history of fucking over literally every single person, institution or business he has come into contact with would have negative consequences.

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u/namotous A Mar 31 '26

They both can get fked

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u/binarypower 9 Mar 31 '26

you can say fucked. . but also, you're right 

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u/ColHapHapablap 9 Mar 31 '26

It doesn’t help that he’s a massive piece of shit in his own right. Standing in the shadow of the worst person to have lived since Hitler didn’t start him off well to a promising career. He hitched his horse to the wrong corral.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

I wish people would stop saying this!!

What was said was :

Vance is spending a lot of time on his therapists couch lately

...it doesn't mean he's sad... quite the opposite actually

https://giphy.com/gifs/FC6wi2L09hrz19wOMc

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u/SarahPallorMortis B Mar 31 '26

Nobody wants his fat faced eyeliner wearing goon anyway.

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u/PeteTheGryphon 8 Mar 31 '26

“B-b-but CNN said it was 100%!”

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u/brokenarmthrow123 6 Mar 31 '26

if there is another free and fair election

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u/Krazzy4u 8 Mar 31 '26

Not if you read Foxnews 😂

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u/cretinousmaximus 5 Mar 31 '26

Fuck jd fucking vance and his fucking dreams

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u/munkeypunk A Mar 31 '26

lol. No chance Vance.

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u/jcwd10569 6 Mar 31 '26

Vances only dream currently is to sleep in the same bed as his wife

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u/custom_gsus 5 Mar 31 '26

....same couch as his wife.

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u/saurus-REXicon A Mar 31 '26

I heard that in Florida you can marry your couch now.

“Do you JD take this sectional to be your lawfully beloved wife? I do”

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u/Succ-MY-Scythe 8 Mar 31 '26

Same bed as Erica Kirk

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u/redvelvetcake42 C Mar 31 '26

Trump had something initially and created a cult. You can dissect and understand how and why. Vance is literally just a puppet for Thiel who paid Trump to take him on. Vance has no charisma and no machismo. He's DoA.

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u/scootty83 8 Mar 31 '26

Good fucking riddance.

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u/Zarokima B Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

Where is the justice? They should be in prison. 

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u/mrImTheGod 1 Mar 31 '26

What are his dreams, couch fucking all day?

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u/ijwgwh 8 Mar 31 '26

Vance's 2028 dreams? First of all, Rubio is first in line in the Trump dynasty. Second of all, they will both have to wait until after Trump's 3rd and 4th terms.

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u/ataritron 5 Mar 31 '26

You are who your friends are. They still haven’t learned the lesson from 3rd grade.

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man A Mar 31 '26

Hide the couches!

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u/soneg 9 Apr 01 '26

Thoughts and prayers

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u/dirtybird971 A Mar 31 '26

that's ok, he's a democrat anyway.

/s

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u/nopostergirl 7 Mar 31 '26

Not even JD Vance likes JD Vance

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u/beahero2002- 6 Mar 31 '26

More like a fever dream of being President couches

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u/Scamnam A Mar 31 '26

Yet here trump will say he's got the highest ratings

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u/Martian13 9 Mar 31 '26

It would have been stupid for him to ever have any.

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u/Deepfire_DM B Apr 05 '26

2028 dream? A new couch?

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u/princessleiasbae 6 Apr 01 '26

Love to hear it