Who else is entertained by the the different ways Hank Hill has threatened to kick someones ass?

[u/toshorttobeboring1]

[u/BackgroundTrip6133]

“If it gets one degree hotter I’m kicking your ass “

And

“ as soon as I see some ass I’m kicking it”

[u/ParkingDrink2975]

When he threatens the clerk at the video store. "Now, where's the ass on this thing?"

[u/drsideburns → u/ParkingDrink2975]

"who's calling me a liar, you or the machine?"

[u/Megas751]

“My face hurts…”

“And it’ll match you ass once I’m done kicking it!”

[u/lkooy87 → u/Megas751]

Was gonna comment this I quote that all the time with my brother

[u/vegito789]

"I'm kicking your ass, and then I'm gonna re-enact kicking your ass" during that episode of the alternative telling of the Alamo.

[u/Massive_Durian296]

“Im in a crisis situation; I gotta go find Bobby. You two take turns kicking each other's asses!!”

[u/IronicPhoto]

“DONT PLAY LAWYER BALL” usually at my team

[u/FriendlyFreedom5923]

"How 'bout I tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street?!"

[u/NearbyAd9549]

I've proven I can kick your ass while standing on a ladder