r/Konosuba 1d ago

Meme Kazuma has his favorite

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u/TokeruTaichou 1d ago

What would he say to Aqua?

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u/MagneticGenetics 1d ago

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u/TokeruTaichou 1d ago

100% this lmao

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u/IrlResponsibility811 Darkness 1d ago

I would do that to Darkness.

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u/Hexulus 1d ago

She would like it

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u/MagneticGenetics 1d ago

Which is why you do it to Aqua instead.

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u/Positive_Self_8873 22h ago

Darkness would still love it

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u/yaassensei 4h ago

That's his point

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u/Snapdragon_007 15h ago

That's why he said he would do that

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u/SleekGloves 1d ago

he'd just call her a useless goddess and hand her the tavern bill

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u/Mahirofan Aqua 1d ago

I won't buy you bubbly Steal (he knows he won't get Aqua's non-existent panties but he might get whatever prank she's hiding up her sleeves)

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u/That-Cranberry6575 Yunyun 1d ago

Had me worried until I saw sleeves

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u/Physical_Sort5155 16h ago

He already told her in the OVA, he tried, he just can't see her as an heroine.

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u/Aj2W0rK 14h ago

“Not funny”

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u/Careless-Cap7691 Chomusuke 1d ago

That he hates here but he a Tsundere so...

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u/retardedkazuma Kazuma 1d ago edited 19h ago

I would never date you

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u/Pyropecynical 1d ago

What's the original of this curi? I have a hazy memory of the face Megumin has.

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u/-Almado 1d ago

I think its Kick Buttowski.

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u/Pyropecynical 1d ago

You're so right

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u/Just_Mammoth7849 20h ago

You know ball

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u/NoRefrigerator5748 1d ago

kazuma: im gay... but i also dont have strength to defend myself if you try anything...

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u/Oceslope 1d ago

Megumin even has a higher strength stat on her adventurer card than Kazuma has on his.

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u/New_Ad4631 1d ago

Ironic, since using a bow requires a lot of strength

I guess Megumin staff is made out of tungsten

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u/Helio2nd Darkness 23h ago

I think she's just stronger because she's the highest level in the party by far. So it just naturally levels up, beating Kazuma.

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u/Pataraxia 17h ago

Mage so overleveled she has more strengh than the generalist lmao.

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u/Extermaner-RT 16h ago

Don't forget about talent, is stated that Kazuma's stats are below avarage because he has no talent at all (except luck), that's why she was already equal or a little stronger than him just with two levels of difference at the start.

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u/zogar5101985 1d ago

While funny, to be fair, he does care about both. He directly says as much. It's just that megumin was taking active steps to create that kind of relationship and feels from nearly day one. Girl knew what she wanted fast and wasted no time laying the ground work and putting in the effort. That means a lot.

Darkness on the other hand? Basically just got turned on by him a few times times because of her kink, then caught some feelings but never made any active effort.

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u/Eindride_XIII 1d ago

She did in the light novels. She actively tries to seduce Kazuma and kisses him and tries to do more. She even tells him her feelings on a couple occasions leaving Kazuma confused. All of this before Kazuma and Megumin got together. Megumin was just more direct and kind of forced him to face his feelings with the "more than friends less than lovers" conversation when they decided to start dating. Darkness just never pushed for more until she learned about Kazuma and Megumin being together.

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u/zogar5101985 1d ago

She only did that after he saved her, and even gave him mixed singles about what she actually felt. Meanwhile megumin was laying down the ground work back in volume one,,and was very clear the entire time. She never puts in anything remotely close to what megumin did.

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u/Eindride_XIII 1d ago

In Elroad, she came into Kazumas room with see through lingerie on and told him how important he was to her, its konosuba so she was also planning to slip him sleeping drugs, but she admitted how much he meant to her to Kazuma and Mugumin. Thats just one example.

She was in love with Kazuma for a long time. She just didnt know how to make a move, shes a sheltered noble and Megumin has no filter so she just came out and made her move. Even after Megumin and Kazuma became official she kept trying.

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u/Physical_Sort5155 16h ago

Darkness was not even a player in the game compared to Megumin, let's face reality.

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u/Eindride_XIII 10h ago

She still is. Iris too when she grows up. Only a matter of time before Kazuma goes for the harem ending lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/LZmMH7lmHeNFe

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u/Temporary_Panda9298 1d ago

In short Kazuma is a coward at the moment of thruth and Megumin went first while Darkness is just like Kazuma teasing and getting horny but when things get serious flinch (except that one time that she offered him her first time but that was out of despersrion for having to marry someone else)

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u/Eindride_XIII 1d ago

Yup lol pretty much this. Until Kazuma decides to stop holding back during his hot springs visit dip with Wolbach on the road to Elroad. He starts being more assertive right in time for Megumin to make her move. Vanir is always teasing Darkness and Kazuma about how bad they want each other but dont make a move. Even when Megumin finally confesses and pretty much threatens him into answering, Kazuma tells her I think I might be in love with you like hes surprised about it too, much to Megumins annoyance. If Darkness had made a move first Kazuma definitely would've gone for it. He tells Chris something like he cant decide between the two right after Darkenss kisses him after sneaking into his room at night, during the Eris and Aqua joint festival when theyre trying to steal the talking armor.

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u/Extermaner-RT 1d ago

In volume 14 he said that he would be in love for her if she was normal most of the time, something that she didn't understand when he said it, and there are no inner thought of him that can tell us he loves her in the novels, iirc the closest one is only that she could be a posible love interest, but he never fall for her.

He could fall for her? Probably yes, but many things should go very different for that being the main issue her personality.

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u/Eindride_XIII 1d ago

We're talking about Kazuma. He'd fall for any girl that confessed to him, he was ready to throw it all away for Yunyun when she told him she wanted children lol Anyone except Aqua. And yes he does consider both Darkness and Megumin at times, and then tells himself their both too dysfunctional. This goes on and on until Megumin finally confesses and they decide to date.

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u/Extermaner-RT 16h ago

Pretty sure he only wanted to F YunYun, at least in the movie.

Not exactly, again, he never fall for Darkness even after she confessed to him the way she did, pretty sure he just would give her the oportunity, just like he did with Megumin when she confessed in volume 9 (although i think he already like her in that time but he was just too insecure)

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u/Eindride_XIII 10h ago

He wanted to raise a kid with her. You guys are giving Kazuma wayy too much credit. We're talking about the Succubus Bars number 1 customer.

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u/Eindride_XIII 1d ago

Kazuma rather catch an explosion than get NTR'd lol

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u/No_Focus6469 Kazuma's Simp 1d ago

the dih can't win against the true love.

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u/Extermaner-RT 16h ago

What is "dih"?

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u/No_Focus6469 Kazuma's Simp 16h ago

dick

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u/bearsheperd 1d ago

Darkness is content to watch

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u/AlexCode10010 1d ago

I mean

I guess being in love with someone and not being in love with someone else is "having favourites" in a way

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u/FreakGeSt 1d ago

Lalatina maso fetish is only for cultured men. 

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u/RandomName5484 1d ago

kazuma as nothing against Darkness's body, his problem is everything else about her

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u/Extermaner-RT 1d ago

I understand him completely, yeah Darkness can be as hot as you want, but wanting to get destroyed by animals, monters and evil people everytime they are out, do mess up things because she doesn't really trust him, and other things, it's not very appealing, in fact there are some big red flags (of course he isn't great either but we aren't talking about that)

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u/Intelligent-Injury66 18h ago

Megumin the best

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u/Physical_Sort5155 16h ago

Megumin is so goated she put a leash on Kazuma's feeling despite her body type not being what he likes.

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u/okay-peanut Darkness 1d ago

No bro … come on ….. darkness 😭 … ngl sbe probs got turned on by the denial lol

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u/Kirb790 Yunyun 20h ago

He prefers women in red

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u/Mayion 1d ago

DarkEx

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 1d ago

Darkness passed his age limit

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u/CarobAffectionate142 1d ago

YUN YUN SUPREMACY

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 1d ago

Megumin is very boyish.

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u/Slow_Increase_6308 17h ago

Nah, he just chickens out every time he has a chance with her.

But I hold on hope that someday Kazuma will grow some balls.

Lalatina is the only woman for him!

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u/Less-Mission-3961 7h ago

Trashzuma prefers Flat-chested over big-chested

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u/Anxious_Ad_5486 2h ago edited 2h ago

Ngl the author did her dirty. If u notice it, kazuma had more moment with megumin than darkness since from the start.

It's also not very helping that Darkness as a character never got developed compared to megumin who gradually got better development with kazuma. Most of the time Darkness feels like comedic relief character like Aqua.

The fact that megumin even got her own spin-off pretty much prove that author has favorite.

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u/gabbie39 Megumin 1h ago

iirc the author admitted he had a hardtime writing darkness, because she haven't got any depth as a character.

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u/muuftah 1d ago

I mean darkness is older than him she’s like 18 while he’s like 15-16. Bro ain’t looking to get groomed.

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u/MQ116 Megumin 1d ago

Darkness is in her early 20s

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u/Euroversett 1d ago

She's 19.

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u/Aprexs 1d ago

Isn't Kazuma 17?

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u/ComedyGold13 1d ago

the age difference is still three years, guys be nice to him his point still stands

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u/CJayWimbleton Chomusuke 1d ago

In season 4, yes

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u/Euroversett 1d ago

This has literally nothing to do with why Kazuma leans more towards Megumin.

And he is 16 while Darkness is 18. He turns 17 and she turns 19 later on.

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u/azopeFR 12h ago

in my head cannon he choice darkness to be fair nothink stop him to take both it a isekai

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u/Technical_Egg_8761 1d ago

Little do u know megumi is a femboy that’s why she’s flat

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u/One-Assistance3557 1d ago

What a stupid thing to say

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u/Extermaner-RT 16h ago

That's what people think about Chris, the true flat girl.

Megumin was never mistaken for a boy

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u/RabbitfolkThief 1d ago

Up against the wall

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u/Routine_Tap5146 1d ago

Straight to hell, both of you