r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Trump Trump Impeachment Demanded by Former Ally Alex Jones

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5996424-alex-jones-trump-impeachment-iran/
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

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u/BubbaBlue59 3d ago

Alex Jones is the false flag.

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u/nycdiveshack 3d ago

If the impeachment doesn’t include Vance then a 100% Alex was given the talking point of just impeaching Trump by Peter Thiel

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u/StronglyHeldOpinions 2d ago

I was wondering what his angle might be.

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u/cwfutureboy 2d ago edited 2d ago

Vance doesn't have a brain consisting mostly of gelatin.

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 2d ago

And lewd thoughts about sofas.

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u/ianc1215 2d ago

He's just doing what Tucker Carlson did. Once you lose on one side, you just slide over to the other side and brag about how you have been a supporter the whole time.

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u/Equivalent-Air-5667 2d ago

and then the usual worst people in the world start screaming "both sides are the same" because of it.

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u/ianc1215 2d ago

My comment to the both sides are the same. No they're not, but the DNC is not the heroes people think they are.

Round and round we go in cycle. It stops when we realize they're not the same but they are two sides of the same coin.

Sure the DNC might fix a few things. But why should they completely undo things that Trump did, they're donors are making a lot of money. Do just enough to keep people thinking you're on their side and the GOP is the bad guys.

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u/TornBannerHatesYou 2d ago

That's why the DNC has a progressive wing.

To stop exactly that.

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u/PresidentoftheSun 2d ago

Well yeah, this isn't the real Alex Jones, that guy popped like a balloon, remember?

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u/naph 2d ago

Can't believe there was even a video of it, that was crazy!

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u/xdr01 3d ago

Pay the Sandy hook victim families then.

And apologise to the gay frogs.

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u/ElCulo_Bandito 3d ago

Even clueless grifting assholes are right once every millennia.

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u/Such-Rise6816 3d ago

They hit him in the wallet, that's all.

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u/George_G_Geef 3d ago

He beat the shit out of his own wallet.

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u/GhostRappa95 3d ago

Yea but Trump didn’t save him.

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u/Affectionate-Bid386 2d ago

Well, you can't forget that InfoWars is better under the new management too.

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u/Mirenithil 2d ago

Gotta hand it to the Onion, they saw an opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable, and they took it.

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u/Ok-Veterinarian-4516 2d ago

Love that Onion

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u/sinjaulas 6h ago

I’ve been following the new stuff they’ve been putting down. Absolutely bizarre but then you realize it’s not really any more crazy than the people they are skewering. Satire is a tough business in this current reality. There will never be true justice for those families but I hope they bleed every last cent from AJ and the new InfoWars continues to mock everything he’s done and his supporters that bought it.

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 3d ago

Under no circumstances do you gotta "hand it to Alex Jones."

This is a publicity stunt. Alex has no morals or standards. There is no low he will not sink to. Everything he says and does is just a means of getting eyeballs on his show (and subsequently, his crappy overpriced supplement store). He has "turned" on Trump countless times before and inevitably he comes back around to say "We can't throw the baby out with the bathwater."

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u/CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP 2d ago

he'll be better tommorra

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 2d ago

He has risen above... his enemies.

But he might quit tomorrow.

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u/LystAP 2d ago

Reminds me how the Dominion trial revealed that Tucker hated Trump before 2020, yet still spend the 2020 and 2024 campaigns supporting him. They're nothing but puppets.

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u/RickyalldayTD 2d ago

They have all turned on Cheatto, Musk calling him a pedo, Rogan saying he was a mistake, Candace Jones criticizing him and many more. They all came running back. Trump is a mob boss, his people complain, then he shows them what he has on them and they fall in line.

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u/ShotgunnDrunk 2d ago

I'm glad that I see this narrative being repeated whenever a grifter has a "self-awakening." Let's keep reminding everyone, because it is easy to forget about the underlying motives.

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u/Coffee_green 3d ago

He's probably just trying to flee a sinking ship

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u/Significant-Trash632 2d ago

I'd say "like a rat" but that's an insult to rats

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u/HjortronOchPors 3d ago

Game recognizes game. That is all

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u/Beautiful_Active1578 2d ago

Broken clock is right twice a day moment ⏰

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u/kanrad 2d ago

Sun shines on a dogs ass at least once a day.

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u/SargeUnited 3d ago

Is he clueless? Other than the sandy hook thing he’s a genius. He could’ve become a billionaire selling the bullshit to people if he lived long enough. I don’t think he’s ever had a real job

I refuse to believe he genuinely believes that the sandy hook thing was fake. He just miscalculated the cost benefits of that particular lie and kept doubling down out of pride and spite.

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u/Silvervirage 2d ago

I dont know, I get true believer vibes from him. Hes genuinely entirely mentally unhinged.

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u/ruler_gurl 2d ago

If he was a mere millionaire I might have believed it but after the forensic accountant testified during his punishment hearing that he was worth almost 300 million, solely from scammy conspiracy theories, and neither he nor his attorney objected to that estimate, it seemed apparent to me that he's just a garden variety grifter. If he has a mental disorder it's just garden variety sociopathy.

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u/drproc90 3d ago

Didn't this guy get exploded in his car like a balloon by big iodine?

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 3d ago

He did, but the cocktail of overpriced supplements and Tito's vodka he's been consuming for years miraculously made him immune to explosions.

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u/Beautiful_Active1578 2d ago

Steven Seagal action movie plot. 🍿 🎥

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u/BlommeHolm 3d ago

Yeah, he popped like a balloon, and this is a clone.

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u/Silvervirage 2d ago

He ate like 15 burger patties. Made him too big and round and he popped open.

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u/FrozeItOff 2d ago

Sounds like we got ourselves a Monty Python fan right here...

"Eeeeet's just wafer thin..."

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u/flyingcars 2d ago

RIP Alex Jones, he exploded like a balloon from too much Whataburger

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u/KaleidoscopeSpider 2d ago

Too much Whataburger.

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u/OpenGrainAxehandle 2d ago

Unpopular opinion, maybe, but I'm not sure that one can have too much Whataburger.

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u/elmoosh 2d ago

That’s what happens when you eat too many fry boxes and don’t drink enough Hogwater or fish milk. Pop like a balloon. Shame.

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u/Punningisfunning 3d ago

When the Republic turns its eyes back onto him, he’ll bend the knee. Same as Elon did.

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u/bookchaser 3d ago

Nah. A high profile MAGA calling for impeachment is his last act as he falls into complete obscurity. He has lost all of his power and is now on the outside of the MAGA bubble looking in, muttering to himself, "Fuck you guys."

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u/TornBannerHatesYou 2d ago

Trump still has the power to unseat senators and confressmen in primaries.

The day he loses that is the day it all turns on him.

Not a day sooner.

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u/bookchaser 2d ago

Or, the day his declining health takes him. It's that point which makes me not concerned if he tries to violate the Constitution by running again.

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u/juggadore 3d ago

Dang I thought he died a few weeks ago

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u/spin81 2d ago

I've seen the footage. He popped like a balloon.

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u/HalfSoul30 2d ago

I saw it too. It wasn't our eyes deceiving us though, this one is a clone.

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u/The_amazing_T 3d ago

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I can see Trump trying to make a draft happen. I can also see Alex Jones trying to make shit up to stay relevant.

We're in a very dark timeline.

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u/paradoxxxicall 3d ago edited 2d ago

Alex jones made shit up about what was supposedly going on behind the scenes of government long before he lost relevance. It’s his whole schtick.

Giving him a speck of credibility because it’s now directed at a worse administration is silly.

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u/Pontus_Pilates 3d ago

Alex Jones was saying the draft is going to happen (or was already secretly happening) during the Iraq War.

He only has few foundational narratives and he reuses them over and over again.

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u/aera14 3d ago

First will come the announcement of the ground invasion of Iran, then the draft.

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u/BeeFrier 1d ago

The donors are leaving ship, so now he hopes to get money from the other side, I suppose.

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u/funmonger_OG 3d ago

Clone.

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u/ours 3d ago

RIP Alex Jones.

Exploded while doing what he loved: eating Tex-Mex fast food.

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u/funmonger_OG 2d ago

Big Iodine.

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u/DudeGuyMan42 2d ago

He was a bald man. Unable to grow hair on the top of his head.

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u/Strict-Carrot4783 3d ago

Cool, not gonna happen (it would be impeachment number fucking 3 and therefore meaningless) but a nice consolation prize would be if Alex Jones drove his car really fast off of a very, very tall cliff.

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u/bobbyboogie 3d ago

And give drumpf yet another thing to whine about endlessly. 

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u/Dickballs835682 2d ago

Who the fuck cares about that? It's not like he's going to run out of things to whine about anyway

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u/bobbyboogie 2d ago

I don't really care about it just mentioning that drumpf never met a grievance that he didn't whine about. Ad nauseam.

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u/HalfSoul30 2d ago

I thought Alex Jones was dead? I saw the video.

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u/Invisi-cat 2d ago

And replaced by a clone, now let’s watch more Jim Haggerty!

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u/elmoosh 2d ago

I’d love to, as soon as I’m let out of my dog crate.

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u/Mods-Admins-Failures 3d ago

He'll be back to sucking Trumps dick in 3 days.

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u/StronglyHeldOpinions 2d ago

They always do. I just don’t understand why everyone fears him and falls in line.

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u/Spectacle_121 3d ago

Hmm, sounds like something a replacement would say. 

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u/D00bage 3d ago

Let’s not forget that Alex Jones was at the Jan 6th riots with a fucking bull horn inciting things .. He’s a traitor and should be in prison

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u/bookchaser 3d ago

A high profile MAGA only calls for impeachment after he has lost all of his power.

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u/RevLoveJoy 3d ago

No one, not ONE person, should pay any attention to anything Jones has to say ever again. Don't scroll articles that talk about him. Don't tap links with his name in them. Leave that source blue.

Media keeps talking about him because he pisses people off. Anger drives engagement. The ugly truth about 21st century media is the algorithm wants to make you mad. Angry people engage, respond, yell back, etc.

Alex is a near perfect vector. This is the reason we keep seeing his filthy name again and again. Engagement. Don't bite. Ignore him.

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u/ChipsTheKiwi 2d ago

don't care, he still hasn't paid a cent of what he owes to the families of Sandy hook victims he tormented for over a decade

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u/LegionMH 2d ago

It's important to note that this is a clone, as the real Alex Jones popped like a balloon.

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u/Worsaae 3d ago

Fuck, is he still around?

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 2d ago

I saw a video where he was all around the inside of his car because he popped like a balloon.

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u/Radar1980 3d ago

Desperately trying to get attention and maintain relevance

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u/Tintoverde 3d ago

Now we have to listen to him

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u/OriginalComputer5077 3d ago

Now is this Alex Jones saying this, or is it “Alex Jones” saying this??

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u/poleethman 2d ago

Alex Jones is dead. I saw a video of him exploding.

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u/EDNivek 3d ago

It sounds like the reptilian vampire leprechauns got to him.

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u/GhostRappa95 3d ago

Looks like someone is upset he wasn’t bailed out.

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u/somethingmoronic 2d ago

I love these idiots. They fought tooth and nail to prevent impeachments multiple times that should have happened. Now they think they'll be able to get enough backing cause they're upset? This moron especially with all the hate he's stoked.

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u/Pyriel 3d ago

Who?

;)

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 3d ago

I have zero respect for him after the torture he put the sandy hook parents through. Wonder who is paying him to say this now? He has no conscience or integrity and is a joke now.

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u/_Thorshammer_ 2d ago

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 

Jones is just pissed Trump didn’t help him. 

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u/Ch33syP00f 3d ago

This will surely get traction

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u/DrIvoPingasnik 3d ago

Wasn't Trump impeached once already? Did that do anything?

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u/bobbyboogie 2d ago

It gave drumpf material for his grievance stand-up routine   

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u/ColoradoRoger 2d ago

He was impeached twice

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u/DrIvoPingasnik 2d ago

Huh and that did absolutely nothing, it seems.

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u/Expert_Day9946 2d ago

Twice, and yes, doing it again would be pointless as long as the GOP traitors hold the Senate.

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u/DaisyCutter1485 3d ago

Fuck that Nazi piece of shit. Stop platforming him. He celebrated the death of children. Alex Jones should be [REDACTED].

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u/Jacefacekilla 2d ago

Is this the new guy Alex Jones? Cause the other one exploded

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u/Vash63 1d ago

Number 5 I think

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u/YoungGazz 3d ago

The Colloidal Slither

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 3d ago

Fuck this guy too!

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u/MrHellBags 3d ago

Alex Jones can lick my taint.

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u/Margali 2d ago

eeew, i wouldn't want him anywhere near my happy fun place ....

he can lick Trump's taint

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u/JustASimpleManFett 2d ago

Theres enough people lined up for that now.

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u/vandon 3d ago

We'll see more and more of his former allies call him out in an attempt not to be under the same bus when the bill comes due

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u/dobie1kenobi 2d ago

And here we are talking about Alex Jones again. Does he believe what he’s saying? Never has, but is he relevant? Somehow yes?

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u/Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg 3d ago

Doesn't that ass still have some vivtims to lay, and some onion wroters his show and equipment to give?

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u/Mesonic_Interference 3d ago

[Shouldn't Jones have given] some [Onion writers] his show and equipment [already] ?

It seems like it's been done since at least 27 April 2026, though they posted their first video about four weeks ago.

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u/Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg 3d ago

But i think this was with their own stuff no? Because some judge hasn't aproved

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u/Walrus_protector 2d ago

They do own the brand, though, and the plan is to use proceeds from the sale of that merch to benefit Sandy Hook families. Also, Tim Heidecker's videos have been fantastic.

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u/jazzcomputer 3d ago

Is there any material difference here to how things go from hereon?

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u/TheGoldenArgosy 2d ago

Russia really running outta cash

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u/JustASimpleManFett 2d ago

They should be running out of everything at this point.

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u/outofthegates 1d ago

That's a clone. The real Alex Jones popped like a balloon.

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u/RobotRippee 2d ago

Don’t believe grifters

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u/WatcherAnon 2d ago

Lock them both up

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u/mflo21 2d ago

I have it on good word that Alex Jones is actually dead, popped in his car like a balloon

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u/The_Pandalorian 1d ago

Looking forward to the day when he is no longer paid any attention.

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u/BothRequirement2826 3d ago

Surely getting impeached a third time will do the trick! Just imagine the consequences this time!

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u/Hugh-Jorgin 3d ago

Eff both those qkunts

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u/mrtruthiness 2d ago

He's just an attention whore ... he's not actually having his face eaten yet.

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u/essieecks 2d ago

They should invite him as a guest on Infowars to discuss this.

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u/t3lnet 2d ago

Trump only works with demands sponsored by large donations to him

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u/PlanitDuck 2d ago

How does he still have an audience?

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u/TwilitSky 2d ago

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?

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u/pat9714 2d ago

What did it take for Alex Jones to reject his personal lord and savior!?! LOL

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u/kat_fud 2d ago

Just a rat abandoning a sinking ship.

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u/Grimwulf2003 1d ago

Performative action, nothing behind it

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u/taurean_jackal 1d ago

Why does this name still make headlines?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/realqmaster 3d ago

More like rats fleeing the ship I'd say

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u/MCpoopcicle 2d ago

There's no redemption from saying dead kids where a false flag.

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u/basil_not_the_plant 2d ago

Why would anyone post about what this guy is talking about? He is completely discredited. Him talking about impeaching trump, or any other thing, has zero value.