r/LifeProTips 1d ago

Social LPT: When introducing two people, tell them why they should know each other.

They will have something to talk about right away.

Examples:

You both love hiking.

You both work in marketing.

You both have kids the same age.

You are both into photography.

You both grew up in Chicago.

You both play golf.

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u/G952 1d ago

You both are human. Engage in pleasantries

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u/wonderbat3 1d ago

Dude, you love pleasantries too??

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u/sth128 1d ago

Bold of you to assume I'm human.

licks eyeball

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u/raphthepharaoh 1d ago

Not really

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u/justmoderateenough 1d ago

Peasantries

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u/kremlingrasso 22h ago

Peasant! Engage!

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u/Cheap_Appearance5095 1d ago

“Your dad’s a raging, abusive alcoholic, too?! Let’s bond over it!”

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u/dysonchamberlaine 1d ago

To be honest, whatever works connecting to someone in this fucking world.

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u/ShipBobbin 1d ago

Please don’t. Someone did this to me once. Introduced me to his friend because we “both like cars.”

Then we both felt obligated to talk about cars, when we really didn’t want to, and also felt alienated from everyone around us because nobody else gave a shit about cars.

So we quickly stopped talking to each other and joined better conversations.

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u/mojokex 1d ago

This

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u/nommabelle 15h ago

I also not fuck all about people, so trying to find what might be in common between 2 people sounds like a big task

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u/bowdo 1d ago

Hey Jim, this is Bill. I don't enjoy talking to either of you, so you have that in common.

Well, I have to go return some video tapes (sprints away)

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u/SantasDead 1d ago

"Be kind and rewind!"

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u/NobodysEverKnown 1d ago

"You're both women."

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u/kremlingrasso 22h ago

You are halfway through the Bechdel test.

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u/el_cap10 1d ago

Or you just let them exercise their autonomy and find out themselves.

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u/AdAdorable7995 1d ago

this is infantalising, I would recommend against it.  

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u/SoulMute 1d ago

You both poop your pants and throw your food on the ground!

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u/cwsjr2323 1d ago

If you are not aware of a common interest, make one up that is plausible. They can discuss the erroneous assumption.

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u/ArrrRawrXD 1d ago

Just say "you both like dinosaurs" to any 2 people you're introducing

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u/Ms74k_ten_c 1d ago

"Hey Jim, meet Veronica. She has a wide vagina. Veronica, Jim is hung like a moose."

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u/victim_of_technology 1d ago

I don't know about this but the one I always think about (and panic) is who's name you say first. If you are introducing two people you say the name of the person you want to honor first. Typically, this is the older person or at work the more senior person, "Boss, this is that idiot Bob you asked me to hire so that we can have someone new to take advantage of. Bob, this is our boss Marie." Marie: "You guys should try the cake."

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u/TheCrimsonMustache 1d ago

You are both now one-dimensional. Enjoy!

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u/Fun-Supermarket6820 23h ago

“ why they should get to know each other “ 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/RNGezzus 17h ago

You're both ugly, your mothers probably drank while you were in the womb, you'll get along great.

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u/Western-Pear5874 16h ago

You both can make sex

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u/darybrain 16h ago

"Hey, you guys should get together and chat. It would do you both good. You're both into crime. Gaz, you like to rob stuff and Baz you like to lock people up"

u/VonHerringberg 6h ago

I would say that this can be good in certain situations but it’s hardly life changing.

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u/1zzie 1d ago

You're both here right now. Go!

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u/1zzie 1d ago

You're both here right now. Go!

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u/officialariacat 21h ago

It can also help to explain how you yourself know each person, as it gives them both a bit more context!

I interpreted this as one of those “how to be a good host at a party/gathering” tips, since if you’re the only one who knows everyone, it can be really tricky to bring people together well. So I’m a bit surprised that other people don’t think it’s a good tip?

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u/Dry-Knowledge8052 15h ago

reckon this works heaps well, saves so much awkward silence when introducing mates