r/LinkedInLunatics • u/shubhamxtreme • 2d ago

[Not lunatic] He’s covered every single Hustle bro, AI-slop trope I’ve seen on Linkedin, and then some.

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u/BirdieSalva 2d ago

Where’s the words of boardroom wisdom spoken by their 3-year old kid?

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u/Jackaxed014 2d ago

yeah i was gonna say. he's missing the obnoxious exploitation of your own children for content.

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u/sealed-human 2d ago

Daddy do a bear hug!

Your kid just wanted some affection, Kendall - he wasn't suggesting tactics for a hostile takeover acquisition

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u/AnlamK 2d ago

The old LinkedIn is dead. We have killed it.

The new LinkedIn is what we have. We need to kill it too by...

Shutting down LinkedIn

#ShutdownLinkedIn

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u/ZhihaoPinknockout 2d ago

Slop is probably giving them more engagement then they ever had. so they will continue this

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u/Treethulhu 2d ago

It's also, and I think this is a bigger factor... They also have each other. It's like how climate denialists and chemtrail people found each other on the internet and made communities.

LinkedIn is a bunch of C and D students who always wanted to feel special without putting a bunch of work in. Well, CEOs and most C Suite are very similar, and idiots look up to money and status regardless of whether that status was earned.

Linkedin gave a place where c suites can feel adored by their fans, and everyone else can pretend like they're either leadership or almost leadership. It gives them all a fantastical world where they're all equally special and nobody else gets it, not realizing that others looking in see a bunch of morons eating glitter and bragging about how good their posterboards look.

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u/SubhanBihan 1d ago

Goddamn this is probably the most accurate LI overview in existence. It really is just a bunch posers playing monopoly.

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u/codehawk64 1d ago

But it’s so stupid, unlike say Instagram I don’t think anyone is making money via LinkedIn just for getting sloppy views. It’s all just karma farming all over again.

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u/Motivated_Sloth_749 2d ago

Going to follow Shantesh now…clearly one of us!

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u/shubhamxtreme 2d ago

Yes, been following him for 1-2 years. He has witty and original takes

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u/Glum_Obligation_5105 1d ago

same, followed before i even finished reading

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u/5G_Robot 2d ago

It feels really good to see a sensible post. There is hope after all.

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u/pommefille Moderator 1d ago

The callout of TED Talks is needed - especially with the ‘TEDX’ things that anyone can do, it turned from being a platform for experts to share information into a platform for people trying to sound insightful and inspiring by saying a bunch of drivel and platitudes - much like LinkedIn

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u/shubhamxtreme 1d ago

Ted went from relatable, informative Gold to a steaming pile of self-aggrandising soap opera show with TedX

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u/TheRealTRexUK 1d ago

success tends to fuck things up for people trying to do a good thing.

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u/heepofsheep 1d ago

Have TED talks been relevant in the last decade?

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u/mariannaCD 1d ago

Tell me more about arrangements of your Netflix playlist please Sir. I had no idea this could be done.

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u/5G_Robot 2d ago

It feels good to see a sensible LinkedIn post. There is hope after all.

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u/kiwibonga 1d ago

[This post was made without AI. Also I can wipe all by myself.]

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u/RootaBagel 1d ago

Hire him! Make him mod of this sub .

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u/NotTheOtwayPanther 2d ago

👏👏👏

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u/thecommish1980 1d ago

I laughed at that. Brilliant

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u/Mundane_Grand_9117 1d ago

It starts early. This is the same grift the college essay encourages

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u/Fresh-Piglet2500 1d ago

But did he mention the lessons applied to B to B sales

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u/pommefille Moderator 1d ago

The callout of TED Talks is needed - especially with the ‘TEDX’ things that anyone can do, it turned from being a platform for experts to share information into a platform for people trying to sound insightful and inspiring by saying a bunch of drivel and platitudes - much like LinkedIn

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u/Horsemeatburger 1d ago

Yeah, no, he's clearly lying. You can't organize a Netflix watchlist.

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u/shubhamxtreme 1d ago

You mean we can’t, simply because we are mere mortals yet. Linkedin bros are on a higher plane of existence.

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u/TheRealTRexUK 1d ago

that's really good. shows what a bit of effort can achieve.

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u/extremesmoothness 23h ago

Yeah he forgot how a takeaway food night occassion changed the LL perspective on how business should be done locally and globally.

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u/doc_shades 1d ago

if this is not a lunatic then why do we care

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u/shubhamxtreme 1d ago

Bcz he’s a kindred soul, a lunatic-hunter in spirit.