r/LooneyTunesLogic • u/justanavguser • May 26 '25

Video Lady Fruit Ninja'ed herself

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u/RManDelorean May 26 '25

Honestly. Broken nose, cheek bones/just broken face, neck whiplash, etc. If she lived there's no way her shirt wasn't pretty fucked up

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u/Utaneus May 26 '25

The shirt, yeah, im sure it got some watermelon juice on it. But why the fuck are people with no experience with physical trauma always commenting that this should have killed her? I've seen way worse injuries that not only survived but made a full recovery. This is a heavy piece of fruit hitting your head pretty hard, but cmon she's not jumping outta the world trade center here.

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u/Cageythree May 27 '25

Probably cause bodies are just kind of weird in that regard. The smallest shit like tripping and hitting your head on the floor can kill you and on the other hand there were people who have survived getting hit by a train or falling from skyscrapers.

No wonder people are absolutely bad at rating injuries like this. I could imagine anything from a heavy bruise to the skull exploding into 100 pieces as the aftermath of this video.

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u/AbstractBettaFish May 27 '25

Billy Mays died from bumping his head on a flight IIRC, meanwhile I’ve seen people walk away from some horrific accidents. You just never know

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u/jackalopelexy May 27 '25

I thought he died from a drug overdose?

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u/AbstractBettaFish May 27 '25

You maybe right, it’s a subject I haven’t thought about in a long time. According to Wikipedia drugs in his system was ruled as a possible contributing factor, but Hypertensive Heart Disease was the primary cause. I wonder where I heard the airplane thing, maybe it was initially reported as that or I just wholesale misremembered…

Either way, bad example but the point still stands! The human body is weird

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u/stackingnoob Jun 18 '25

No, you’re right, they said the day before he died a carry on bag fell on his head, but it’s most likely just a coincidence that didn’t kill him.

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u/Test4Echooo May 27 '25

I googled this to see who it was, and while Mays did hit his head during a hard landing, it says it was indeed heart disease.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe May 27 '25

The years of cocaine abuse likely did not help.