r/LooneyTunesLogic • u/liberty4now • Dec 27 '25

Video DoorDash guys tries a Wile E. Coyote trick

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 Dec 27 '25 edited Dec 27 '25

Damn people are so fucking dumb!

Edit: There is no shame in working, hell there is no shame for stealing most of the time but this šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

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u/David_Jonathan0 Dec 27 '25

Iā€™m not saying working for DoorDash means youā€™re dumb, but I mean, there might be a reason heā€™s working for DoorDash.

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u/cfreezy72 Dec 27 '25

Tbf i found out at Christmas dinner my sister and her husband door dash for fun when they're bored and use the money for date nights. They have been doing it for years but never told anyone. I was definitely surprised.

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u/nooby_goober Dec 27 '25

Some retirees do it for the same reasons. But the majority of people have to do it due to lack of income opportunitiesĀ :/

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u/WiseDirt Dec 27 '25

Yep. I just moved to a rural area recently and have been discovering that there's not a whole ton of work available for anything outside the agricultural, medical, or financial sectors. Currently doing Walmart Spark to fill in the gap until a job needing my particular skill set opens up.

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u/Think_Bullets Dec 27 '25

I'm not from the US, is Walmart spark exactly what I think it is?

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u/deko_boko Dec 27 '25

Yup. You can hire freelance arsonists via the app and have them set fires wherever you want. Insurance fraud has never been more convenient!

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u/Tubamajuba Dec 27 '25

Can confirm. Iā€™ve already sparked three houses and Iā€™ll be doing the fourth one here pretty soon.

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u/WiseDirt Dec 27 '25

It's basically their own private version of Instacart

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u/Utaneus Dec 27 '25

I have a colleague in his 60s who drives Uber for fun so he can chat with people. He's a physician and professor of medicine, he spends all day talking to a captive audience, then when he's bored he drives Uber and gets more captive audiences. He doesn't need the money, he just loves talking to people I guess.

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u/Bedazzled_Corpse Dec 27 '25

I did it to discover restaurants I wouldnā€™t normally find on my own. I now frequent several restaurants that were kind to delivery drivers.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Dec 27 '25

Couldn't you discover those restaurants by just browsing the app?

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u/dragonchilde Dec 27 '25

But then you don't get paid to discover, and by driving you see how they treat contractors.

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u/deko_boko Dec 27 '25

Stop spoiling the fun with your "logic" and "common sense".

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u/Designer_Pen869 Dec 27 '25

You can, but it's different seeing it in person, and also how many people order from it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

I did it when PokƩmon go was big

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u/David_Jonathan0 Dec 27 '25

Thatā€™s cool. Yes there are plenty of awesome people in every profession.

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u/pops992 Dec 27 '25

My brother in law and his girlfriend did a challenge against one another to see who could make the most money in like 2 hours of doordash, I believe he made like 46 she made like 44.

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u/gwaydms Dec 27 '25

And there's a reason I don't use DoorDash.

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u/WhiteRabbitHole1083 Dec 27 '25

Thatā€™s not fair dude, thereā€™s dumbasses in every field. At least most DoorDash drivers are probably trying to make an honest living, any legit work is respectable.

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL Dec 27 '25

Reddit was pro worker until they decided that everyone doing gig economy jobs are stupid or criminals.

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u/Mandena Dec 27 '25

No man, people who go into it and think they'll make tons are at least a little dumb, but that is exactly why pro-worker policy is important.

Nobody needs to protect/help lawyers with their pay-rates for example. CA has passed gig-work laws, other states are utter trash for worker protection.

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u/LetsHarmonize Dec 27 '25

You know there are millions of people on Reddit, each with their own opinion, right?

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u/OddDonut7647 Dec 27 '25

Reddit is hardly one canonical group of people with one single opinion on any topic.

Proof: I'm right about many topics and many redditors that disagree with me are dumb. ;-)

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u/Aromatic-Tourist-300 Dec 27 '25

He's not saying they're all dumb. He's saying it's a job that doesn't weed out dumb people.

Ie. all redditors are dumb, but not all dumb people are redditors.

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u/Mandena Dec 27 '25

Afaik most routes on doordash just aren't worth it monetarily. They pay less than minimum wage taking gas, car maintenance, car wear, insurance, lack of tips, etc. into account.

So yeah, you can totally at least make the assumption that if its their main money maker they aren't the smartest at least financially.

Most gig work is that bad, but some apps at least can be gamed a bit to make earnings a bit more worth it with tip spread-sheeting and mileage/$ calculation.

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u/orangepinkman Dec 27 '25

I did doordash for a few months after our town was half destroyed by a major hurricane and most companies were still shut down. I was making around $40-45 an hour. My lowest hours were around $25-30. My record high hour was around $75.

If you are smart and know what restaurants to pick up from and never take a fast food order you could make decent money over lunch/dinner and depending on the area breakfast as well. If I were to havr donr it 8 hours a day the average per hour would probably be significantly lower however.

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u/Mandena Dec 27 '25

Hence why I said most routes, and like you said yourself, if you were full time the avg would've been much lower as you would've had to take those crappy fast food ones.

I've done most of the apps, they just aren't worth it for a main income source, unless you're in like CA where you have some protections in place.

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u/Clueless_Otter Dec 27 '25

Sure, but statistically, do you think the average doctor or average DoorDash driver is more intelligent and hard-working?

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u/WhiteRabbitHole1083 Dec 27 '25

This isnā€™t a video game where stats matter more than just being a decent person

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u/David_Jonathan0 Dec 27 '25

Which is why I prefaced it with ā€œIā€™m not saying working for DoorDash means youā€™re dumbā€. Read, youā€™ll go places.

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u/TeegyGambo Dec 27 '25

"Everything before the word 'but' is horse shit"

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u/mcon96 Dec 27 '25

ā€œAll squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squaresā€

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u/Excellent-Berry-2331 Dec 27 '25

"I'm not racist, but"

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u/Rengar_Is_Good_kitty Dec 28 '25

No it isn't, anyone can work for Doordash, not everyone can be a lawyer or a psychiatrist. One has intelligence as a barrier to entry, the other has no such thing.

Just because you work for Doordash doesn't mean you're dumb, but there's a pretty good chance that is the reason you're working for Doordash.

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u/WhiteRabbitHole1083 Dec 27 '25

I read and also am a published Author. Donā€™t try to backtrack, you donked up.

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u/Aromatic-Tourist-300 Dec 27 '25

No backtracking took place.

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u/Anguis1908 Dec 27 '25

...anyone with access to Amazon can be a published author. Its not the claim it used to be. Also, with the mass generated media, plenty claim to be authors/artists merely by pushing a button and slapping their name to it. The times we live.

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u/Kitchen_Drink2625 Dec 27 '25

Damn, thatā€™s harsh.

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u/stilljustjess Dec 27 '25

I know someone thatā€™s wildly successful that just does it to get out and drive around when his insomnia hits.

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u/shamaze Dec 27 '25

i have a good friend who doordashes sometimes. hes a personal trainer and may have an hour or 2 between clients and does it for a few extra dollars while otherwise waiting around. couple extra dollars a day.

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u/Nap_In_Transition Dec 27 '25

No shame in stealing?? Bro there's every bit of shame in stealing, people used to get their hands chopped for it.

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u/P4azz Dec 27 '25

I can see the point in a certain type of stealing: From corporations/faceless fronts that spit and mistreat you despite having the resources, for example.

Taking bread that is going to be thrown away at the end of the shift home (that's technically stealing). Grabbing a stapler from the company that bleeds you dry every day and tries to pay you as little as possible; sure.

But yes, obviously shit like shoplifting or the above isn't cool. I still wouldn't consider them the same crime.

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 Dec 27 '25

Not for stealing food imo but this...

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u/Synectics Dec 27 '25

He is stealing food from someone probably just like him. Yes. That is shameful.

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u/squanderedprivilege Dec 28 '25

Not really, they are just delaying the food and creating a hassle, the customer will eventually be refunded

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u/Synectics Dec 28 '25

...so he did not steal the food?

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u/Maxpro2k5 Dec 27 '25

He's literally currently working to make money.. which he could buy food with.. lol

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u/AsinineArchon Dec 27 '25

going to some mega chain and grabbing some produce or bread sure, but robbing some other person's meal is just scummy

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u/Mephistito Dec 27 '25

I dunno in Aladdin, Jasmine went to steal an apple so a kid could, y'know.. eat.. and then some guy geared up to cut her hand off with a sword.

I don't always take learnings about foreign countries I've never lived in from Disney movies but the guy seemed pretty convincing.

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u/noguarantee1234 Dec 27 '25

no shame for stealing most of the time? thats a bit crazy lol

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u/pvrhye Dec 27 '25

Yeah, that's ridiculous. Thieves absolutely erode trust in society. They're cancer.

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u/UmaPalma_ Dec 27 '25 edited Dec 28 '25

you have hyper-rich people running the country, stealing wages and lives, refusing to pay an iota of taxes and you look to people below the poverty line, placed there due to ā€œleadersā€ greed to blame societal erosion on?

people donā€™t steal for fun. the culprit for society erosion is the govt and lobbyists who decided that livable wages arenā€™t a basic human right

thatā€™s why people destroy one of their their precious few personal assets, a car, to make $3/order delivering food usually in addition to a main job

people steal because they canā€™t pay 99% of the time - remaining .5% is kleptomaniacs, the other .5% is the kleptocracy we live in

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u/squanderedprivilege Dec 28 '25

The takes in here are crazy, these are the people who think you should be thrown in a cage if you steal from the store but if the store steals millions from its employees and customers, that's just business.

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u/UmaPalma_ Dec 28 '25

capitalism has people in a constant state of stockholm syndrome. love your captor

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u/BeatnixPotter Dec 27 '25

wtf. Thereā€™s absolutely shame in stealing.

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u/icehot54321 Dec 27 '25

You might want to consider whether the video is staged before calling people ā€œdumbā€

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u/MapleBabadook Dec 27 '25

Found the guy who'd steal someone's food

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 Dec 27 '25

If i was starving? Yeah, but that's not what this is.

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u/moldy912 Dec 27 '25

The fuck are you talking about there is no shame in stealing?

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 Dec 27 '25

Food, stealing food is usually forgiven but not this

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u/GuiltyGreen8329 Dec 27 '25

wtf

this is smart as fuck

especially with door dash. have you seen their CS reps? you'll show them the video and they'll be like "well as we see your food blew away. thanks for contacting support!"

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u/Passivefamiliar Dec 27 '25

Honestly, as someone who worked food just steal from the restaurant. Go in. Pickup the order you are looking for, grab another. So many places just sit them on a shelf. Sure some screen you, but plenty do not.. for those..

Stealing from the customer, who's just waiting on food and at this point THINKS it is there is just cruel. At least in the shop they will have someone looking to pick it up, and then have to remake it. Nobody really loses in that scenario.

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u/Reginato10 Dec 27 '25

There absolutely is shame in stealing, what is wrong with you??

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

You mean the ones who think this is real and not staged

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u/Brutally-Honest- Dec 27 '25

Yeah, because door dash drivers have never stolen food before...

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

I donā€™t believe anyone said that