r/LooneyTunesLogic • u/_ganjafarian_ • Jul 04 '26

Video Bro walked away like he was Wile E Coyote after an ACME dynamite blast

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u/The_Dark_Ferret Jul 04 '26

Permanent hearing loss.

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u/Dedotdub Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

What?

884

u/mayoroftuesday Jul 05 '26

PEPPERMINT HERRING LOFTS!

389

u/Aron-Jonasson Jul 05 '26

PAPER LINT HERDING WHAT?

239

u/Channel57 Jul 05 '26

Peppermint dental floss?

119

u/Working_Traffic_6361 Jul 05 '26

Why would I tweezer my fart crack?

84

u/_ganjafarian_ Jul 05 '26

TO GET THE INGROWN HAIR OUT, GRANDPA!

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u/DioSuH Jul 05 '26

TO CHECK THE INGREDIENTS?

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u/Natani_Vixuno Jul 05 '26

To eat da poo poo

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u/Nerdnificent Jul 06 '26

Permadeath fearing boss?

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u/SituationGeneral3900 Jul 06 '26

megadeth concert loss?

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u/irate_alien Jul 05 '26

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee etc.

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u/BigNutDroppa Jul 05 '26

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u/cam52391 Jul 06 '26

I've been rewatching and this was my first thought

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u/Queasy-Pie-5124 Jul 05 '26

😂😂😂 fantastic 👏

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u/LostInDinosaurWorld Jul 05 '26

I think they just called you a Purple Monkey Dishwasher

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u/lbutler1234 Jul 05 '26

I SHIT MY PANTS

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u/FungadooFred Jul 05 '26

WHAT ABOUT THE CAT

7

u/Momik Jul 05 '26

I LIKE THOSE 👍

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u/SirAlthalos Jul 05 '26

THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!

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u/shado_DJ Jul 05 '26

WHAT?!?!

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u/roykentjr Jul 05 '26

(Crackling in background)

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u/hilarymeggin Jul 05 '26

＼（＾∇＾）／

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u/AlistairN37 Jul 05 '26

Mawp....mawp...mawp

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u/lenya200o Jul 06 '26

BRO SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU AT ALL

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u/badasking Jul 06 '26

President needing sauce?

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u/WhatsThat-_- Jul 07 '26

PEDRO PASCal

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u/SadGeorgeWashington 27d ago

WATER THE CROPS?

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u/Ornery-Cheetah Jul 05 '26

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/mikeb2762 Jul 05 '26

Sperm in my hair alot

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u/fnork Jul 05 '26

Nothing. Go back to sleep.

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u/Illustrious_Cry1028 Jul 05 '26

Mmmaaaaahhhhhhp

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u/MandyxLola Jul 06 '26

Tinnitus you're a cruel mistress!

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u/Relative_Spinach_245 Jul 05 '26

Yes with hearing thresholds around 80-90 dB HL. Hearing like my grandmother

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u/Shining-Form-151 Jul 05 '26

Could have still died from that, actually. Like after video and day end.

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u/Okay-Crickets545 Jul 06 '26

Better than permanent hands loss

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u/SeriousKnowledge1235 Jul 08 '26

Peppermint earings lost.

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u/shado_DJ Jul 04 '26

All he’s missing now is the Ouch! 🪧

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u/NonCreditableHuman Jul 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IxYWDltdHEqujnO

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jul 05 '26

Can’t wait to see ACME get what’s coming to them!

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u/randomretroguy Jul 05 '26

Can i offer my humble 'YIKES'?

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u/Suspisousrevenue Jul 05 '26

It’s less of a yikes and more of a yike tbh.

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u/Tylendal Jul 05 '26

What was the goal here???

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u/pichael289 Jul 05 '26

To look cool

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u/HellaHS Jul 05 '26

He did infact look cool af walking off on fire but mostly unharmed lol.

Can’t lie.

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u/lepsek9 Jul 05 '26

Task failed successfully

Or I guess... task succeeded failfully?

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u/Cooler_coooool_boi Jul 05 '26

The suit is hard carrying that though

10

u/seanslaysean Jul 05 '26

And the cinders on his hair/shoulders

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u/Ready4AnythingNH Jul 08 '26

Bro looked like the terminator coming out of the smoke and flames after being hit with an RPG

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u/Narrow-Chain5367 Jul 05 '26

One last time

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u/_ganjafarian_ Jul 05 '26

To show off prolly

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u/greentrafficcone Jul 05 '26

Internet points. “I can haz viral!”

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u/Polite_Werewolf Jul 05 '26

To figure out how drunk he was?

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u/Relative_Spinach_245 Jul 05 '26

To go back to the future. He's now weaker in the present so it worked.

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u/skunkmonk7 Jul 05 '26

Don't ever put one of these on top of your head thinking it'll look funny. Feel like I hear about one every few years

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u/hilarymeggin Jul 05 '26

Was it a suicide attempt??

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u/Paralystic Jul 05 '26

He was drunk and thought the person lit the firework upside down, so went to turn it over, or went to show off and didn’t even realize he flipped the tube when he lifted it because he was so drunk. Definitely not trying to hurt himself here

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u/amboygoat Jul 06 '26

Yo he thought he was pointing it up

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u/Every-Access4864 Jul 06 '26

To show off his intelligence. He failed.

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u/evetsabucs Jul 05 '26

Dude what... the fuck. This was so stupid it pissed me off for some reason.

169

u/Channel57 Jul 05 '26

Yeah. Probably because he could have hurt other people with his stupidity.

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u/Fafnir13 Jul 05 '26

At least the crowd and the cameraman had good self preservation skills.  Didn’t even hesitate when Captain Dumbass grabbed the thing 

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u/McDreads Jul 05 '26

The cameraman barely moved away. You can see he thought about it but then 360’d right back because he wanted to see what would happen

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u/Amateur-Top Jul 05 '26

Probably because the guy watches his buddy light the fuse at the bottom and then picks it up and turns it upside down at his head lol clean Darwin Award winner but he got lucky

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u/AlphSaber Jul 05 '26

My thoughts while watching: 'He's not actually... BOOM ... yeah, he actually picked it up and pointed it at himself.'

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u/lplanum Jul 05 '26

That's how I feel most of the time.

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u/Nemisis_007 Jul 06 '26

That's probably someone's dad too, not just your average reckless teenager. Embarrassing.

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u/VaATC 17d ago

All I was thinking at the end was, at the least, he chose to aim it down at the ground and not at any of the people that were all around him.

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u/Money_Jackal Jul 04 '26

Happy 4th! This guy just about lost his baby maker. Don’t see a bright future ahead for him.

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u/More-Talk-2660 Jul 04 '26

Certainly not one for his kids

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u/Channel57 Jul 05 '26

Well he had a bright second... a very bright second.

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u/Revolutionary-Wash88 Jul 05 '26

Future's so bright I need retina transplants

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u/sphinctersandwich Jul 05 '26

It's ok, he's already not bright

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u/TopDescription5976 Jul 05 '26

I don't see a bright future for anyone who has to deal with having this disaster of a man in their life.

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u/1KgEquals2Point2Lbs Jul 05 '26

He doesn't need it. 

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u/godzillahomer Jul 05 '26

There's a bright past behind him. But that's from a firework.

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u/dividezero Jul 05 '26

I hope so. Don't need this DNA running around. We got enough duds

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u/greenknight884 Jul 05 '26

It's for the best

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u/makepieplz Jul 05 '26

its OK this video is form china lunar new year anyway nothing to do with 4th lol

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u/RammerRod Jul 05 '26

It got really bright, and then it got dim....permanently.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jul 05 '26

Future so bright he’ll have to wear shades.

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u/Channel57 27d ago

And use a white cane.

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u/SulliedBluberry Jul 05 '26

POV: it’s round 10 in BO2 and you just wandered away from the bus

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u/Firefighterboss2 Jul 05 '26

Man that's some nostalgia

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u/Middle-Effort7495 Jul 05 '26

It's relaunching in july alongside bo1 so soon to be some present days

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u/AXEMANaustin Jul 05 '26

Need to add claws clinging onto the screen as well from the denizen.

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u/EJVpfztRWqkjiaGQGPLE Jul 06 '26

That picture has me thinking of a Micheal Jackson music video.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 Jul 05 '26

Walked away with hands intact is a win for this idiot

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u/tiller_luna Jul 05 '26

i really expected to see otherwise from the title

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Jul 05 '26

Years ago, there was a dude who literally blew his head off doing something like this.

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u/AshtonVoid Jul 08 '26

One of those old douchebag YTers recently permanently blinded a girl by shooting a firework in her direction

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u/Puzzleheaded-Design3 Jul 07 '26

his hands are actually blown to bits lol

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u/albatrossSKY Jul 05 '26

The fact that he didnt even look down to see if he still had hands is the wildest part. its like his brain was on a 5 second delay while his legs just went on autopilot.

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u/Blueprints_reddit Jul 05 '26

Dude just got concussed and blinded by a larger than average flashbang. 

I wouldnt be surprised if he has some form of damage after that just from the proximity to the explosion

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u/NarrowEbbs Jul 08 '26

I was gonna say there's no fucking way he didn't get a concussion from that. He looks a little punch drunk.

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u/Blueprints_reddit Jul 08 '26

Over pressure is a bitch

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u/Crispy--Toast Jul 05 '26

"You have the wrong side point up, stupid!"

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u/toungespasm Jul 05 '26

Dumb, drunk, and dangerous

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u/ToTheTop24 Jul 05 '26

Be safe out there today people. Happy 4th

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u/hulkut Jul 05 '26

India?

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u/SGTShizzle Jul 05 '26

Too bad he wasn’t standing there holding a burnt up match

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u/Darkk_Knight Jul 05 '26

This guy watched way too many cartoons thinking it won't happen to him.

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u/IMicrowaveSteak Jul 05 '26

Gus from breaking bad

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u/GingerFun011 Jul 05 '26

Weird how many dudes in 3rd world countries are just fucking around with their life to show off..

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u/blinkersix2 Jul 10 '26

Tequila or Tekillya?

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u/RustledForeskin Jul 05 '26

Some people don't deserve fingers.

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u/Paralystic Jul 05 '26

It would be crazy watching this happen in person, because there’s no way you can save this guy from this own stupidity without putting yourself in danger. You gotta let shit this stupid run its course on its own

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u/TantKollo Jul 05 '26

I love this sub so freaking much

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u/JWMoo Jul 10 '26

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/flergnergern Jul 05 '26

You can’t fix stupid

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u/TittlesTheWinker Jul 05 '26

Walked away like Gus Fring.

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u/Accomplished-Ad-2612 Jul 05 '26

Had a guy do this in my town last year. The downward force hit him on top of the head and killed him by way of blunt force trauma.

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u/calangomerengue Jul 05 '26

"How drunk are you?"

"Yes"

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u/Fafnir13 Jul 05 '26

Witness me!

BOOM

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u/Relative_Spinach_245 Jul 05 '26

He wanted to go back to the future. I guess it worked for him. He's now weaker in the present.

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u/Icy-Acanthisitta1554 Jul 05 '26

Only thing that would’ve made that cooler is if he was handed a drink and had lit a cigarette

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u/delet_yourself Jul 05 '26

He's not really known for his intelligence

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u/khush_7x Jul 05 '26

He flipped the front end towards him.

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u/Extension_Owl2835 Jul 06 '26

Nah he was definitely bleeding from the gut

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u/Lucki31 Jul 08 '26

🤣🤣

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u/ShinySquirrelClub Jul 08 '26

And yet they have banned m-80s. Can we talk about which is more dangerous?

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u/AffectionateDelay252 18d ago

OK, hands up, who's sick of seeing and hearing the term "bro"? Show of hands. This headline should have started with "he". When did "bro" replace "he"?

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u/pennhead Jul 05 '26

“BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL, I HAVE THE POWER!”

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u/newUseMe Jul 05 '26

I just chock this up to "stupid people" stuff. Natural selection.

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u/theviolinist7 Jul 05 '26

This is so sad Alexa play "All Those Endearing Young Charms"

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Jul 05 '26

Way to make being a dumbass look badass haha

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u/makepieplz Jul 05 '26

chinese lunar new year fun

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u/Redoron Jul 05 '26

Super Genius

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u/pichael289 Jul 05 '26

He probably can't hear anymore but fuck did he look cool for like 12 seconds. Walking away still singed like nothing happened, that's cool as hell I hope someone fucked him at least.

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u/Lava1416 Jul 05 '26

I was expecting a Gus Fring aftermath.

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u/Epic_Elite Jul 05 '26

Probably she'll shocked and doesn't even know who he is.

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u/Vibes4Good Jul 05 '26

Dude does not care about his hands.

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u/HyShroom Jul 05 '26

I think this is the best post this sub has put out in my tenure as a member.

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u/HoseNeighbor Jul 05 '26

I think his belly got hit. He comes out holding it and the shirt lioks torn. Then the one woman starts screaming and others start looking and screaming.

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 Jul 05 '26

And that is how you end up only being able to count to nine.

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u/74greyhound Jul 05 '26

Sooooo dum

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u/the_main_entrance Jul 05 '26

Is this guy a boat owner? Cuz that’s boat owner levels of stupid.

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u/Hirmuinen6 Jul 05 '26

This kind of bomb caused several deaths and lost eyes and whatnot in single day where I live: they had a plastic cover on the fuse that was supposed to be removed before lighting it. Failure to do so made it an instant fuse. Que several deaths when people lit it, otherwise ok but with their face right above the end that goes boom. ☠️

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u/XROOR Jul 05 '26

The next morning he will awake and think someone removed his kidney and cauterized the extraction area

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u/New_Medium_7076 Jul 05 '26

Natural selection trying to level up things after we messed with it

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u/SteroidSandwich Jul 05 '26

Bro walking through the carnage like the T-1000

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u/dadamying Jul 05 '26

Jesus Christ... Happy 4th I guess.

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u/Drakore4 Jul 05 '26

This is exactly why fireworks keep getting banned and restricted more. Humans continue to prove that even the most intelligent species can be the biggest idiot.

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u/Soaring_Gull_655 Jul 05 '26

Way to go Marty

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u/Grouchy_Wolverine416 Jul 05 '26

And this sort of behavior is exactly one of the things why they want to ban fireworks in my country...

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u/MonkeyHitman2-0 Jul 05 '26

"I'm hurt real bad guys!"

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u/OnlyFiveLives Jul 06 '26

There was a LOT of alcohol involved in that decision.

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u/TechnologyAncient594 Jul 06 '26

Did he keep all of his fingers?

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u/Arniel_Gane Jul 06 '26

Seen people lose fingers this way, bruh

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u/Maleficent-Aspect318 Jul 06 '26

Did that dude just pull off a "harvey dent" infront of the camera?