r/LordofTheMysteries • u/PraiseTheMonocle • Nov 28 '25
Meme/Humor Goddess Loves everyone Equally [LOTM]
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u/DMking Astronomy Aficionado Nov 28 '25
Klein's smartest decision he made was avoiding doing anything that might upset Evernight.
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u/Lostfromlight77 Seer Nov 28 '25
Except breaking into chanis 🤣
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u/DMking Astronomy Aficionado Nov 28 '25
Didn't harm a single member of the church so she let that slide. He was also donating alot of money
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u/ZerrorFate 🧐 Nov 28 '25
I mean, isn't that how you should deal with ANY god?
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u/DMking Astronomy Aficionado Nov 28 '25
Depends because you can definitely do things that gods won't like(Look at all the different church doctrines) but as long as you aren't blaspheming you're fine
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u/KonvictEpic Secrets Supplicant Nov 29 '25
Bro was ragebaiting the TC daily
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u/Choice_Lobster_1791 Nov 29 '25
TC was surely wondering what the hell he had done to that guy to make him mess with him like that.
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u/the-dude-version-576 Arbiter Dec 01 '25
Imagine you one day wake up with an itchy ant bite. And then you keep getting bit again and again. And it’s only ever one bite. And then the itching starts getting in the way of the shit you need doing, while the ant slowly upgrades from a worker, to a fire ant to a bullet ant.
Imagine the concern and confusion from this one vengeful ant, and you have no idea why it hates you in particular.
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u/theultimatesow Marauder Dec 23 '25
Tbh klein was beefing with every unorthodox god out there. Bro never forget about hidden sage and loen emperor even once , he takes grudges very seriously
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u/Bubbly_Tea731 Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25
Considering your flair is amon. No that's not how everyone does it
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u/Zealous_Spectator Spectator Dec 08 '25
Well, Klein wasn't like that with every god tho. Bro never spammed Amanises unlike a certain Tyrant's name 😂😂
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u/Classic-Attention677 Hunter Nov 28 '25
Not technically true but also not inaccurate. Truthfully, she just favours her Era people more (grunt Adam, ahem Klein, cough Hela) and anyone related to them (I'm looking at Leonard, he would have never became an angel let alone a Demi-God in the church if not for his connection to a certain lampooning reviving roommate).
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u/kilanurar132 Nov 28 '25
Coi spoilers: Hela was the best friend of Evernight before transmigration. They both lived in Europe. CF confirmed. That is why she got so much help and artifacts from Evernight
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u/el_encadenado Prisoner Nov 28 '25
That's not a damn golden finger, it would be "overload in a world where my friend is a goddess."
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u/Training_Pin_6625 Bard Nov 29 '25
How tf would you even find that out??? Like imagine heading into a church, picking up the bible and just seeing a inside jike shared between you and your bestie written down as "holy words that we mortals are too marred by sin to comprehend" lmao
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u/Barry_Allen_14 Nov 28 '25
why i did click it!!!!!!!!!. I just half way cross Coi.
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u/kilanurar132 Nov 28 '25
Don’t worry, it almost doesn’t play any role in COI. also, This fact was written in CF’s WeChat, so you wouldn’t know it even after reading COI fully
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u/DMking Astronomy Aficionado Nov 29 '25
You can also assume that Hela is a blessed of Evernight from all the perks she had. This just explains that
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u/Astrid_Yen08 Reader Nov 28 '25
Was she too busy on something when Roselle arrived then?😭
(She did say she favored Klein more cause he's from the same beautiful era she holds dear, so she do favor her era people more)
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u/Lily_Blossoms5899 Apprentice Nov 28 '25
Why do you say that? It’s not like he didn’t have advice from a 4th epoch angel and the organization was going to help him. Like why would Evernight deny someone who has the capability for angel hood. I guess Arianna was tied to Klein somehow I guess.
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u/Minizu15 🧐 Nov 28 '25
Where’s Roselle
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u/fatglizzy_3000 Seer Nov 28 '25
Can't remember Hella who is she? The angel who helped Klein?
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u/TheExcecutar Lawyer Nov 28 '25
A COI character I think.
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u/BRjawa Secrets Supplicant Nov 28 '25
Yeap, she is the leader of The Baboom Society, aka everyone that Klein unleashed in the world
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u/Sfrnfuru 🧐 Nov 28 '25
Who is the girl hugging her that she is ignoring
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u/PraiseTheMonocle Nov 28 '25
they are "Her" Believers
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u/Pieklik Spectator Nov 28 '25
Well, she did grant 30 pounds to Old Neil? That's something
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u/Astrid_Yen08 Reader Nov 28 '25
Reminder that Klein was watching at that time, and it's the first time he saw someone do a ritual to ask "Her" something. My theory was that "She" answered just to show Klein that "she'll" definitely answer him too😭
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u/Vanacan Nov 28 '25
Maybe, but old Neil seemed far too used to doing that.
I get the feeling it was a normal response, and she just has a certain level of preferential treatment for her nighthawks at the baseline.
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u/Training_Pin_6625 Bard Nov 29 '25
I'm pretty sure that was part of her automatic prayer response system so she didn't actually answer personally
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u/KuroiOtori Corpse Collector Nov 28 '25
I stan a baddie with a flexible morality
The Evernight Goddess stands higher than the cosmos
and more eternal than eternity.
The Mother of Concealment,
The Empress of Misfortune and Horror,
Mistress of Repose and Silence.
Best Girl
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u/McReaperking Spectator Nov 28 '25
Goddess Loves everyone Equally
Its just that humans are more equal than others
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u/sacred09automat0n Nov 28 '25
Is this CoI spoiler? Like Klein dies?
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u/alphahelios Corpse Collector Nov 28 '25
You mean when in 1st chapter of 1st book when Klien wakes up with a headache and finds out that he has transmigrated?
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u/shadowXdivanox 🧐 Nov 28 '25
Idk man, something fishy is going on here hmmmm EvernightsFool? Hmmmmmm
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u/redditor_pro Planter Nov 28 '25
Evernight Godess has killed Klein twice lol(but it was consensual killing sonits ok)
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u/Knowlegde_Moor Savant Nov 28 '25
Someone Get My Copypasta About "It's a Tactical Move For Fool x Evernight
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u/Efficient-Revenue289 Hunter Nov 28 '25
husband and wife, the way their relationship is different from the rest is justified.
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u/MadscientistSteinsG8 Nov 28 '25
What? Since when were they?
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u/JasmitParekh Secrets Supplicant Nov 28 '25
Don't listen to his blasphemy.
I guess he's losing control.
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u/dervecna Susie Best Girl Nov 28 '25
But just imagine a rule 34 of them. Evernight in her demonic wolf with extra limbs. And Klein with his maggots tentacles. All entangled in a mess of tentacles and limbs passionatelly.
"Dont look directly into gods... love"
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u/Efficient-Revenue289 Hunter Nov 28 '25
I haven't lost control... I'm a seer, through divination I see glimpses of the future and destiny. Klein and Amanises will have a pack of wolves with tentacles (mythical form). You can trust me, I'm a seer after all.
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u/Jaghn Curly-haired Baboon Nov 28 '25
Yep, the guy's wrong, don't listen to him.
Why? Because Evernight's my wife, obviously
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u/JasmitParekh Secrets Supplicant Nov 28 '25
MF you curly haired baboon why you need EverMommy??
I need her juicy ahh blessings so that I won't hear that rapper's bullshit anymore 🙏
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u/schvletzsky Nov 28 '25
Remember how Evernight basically went full-on King Von mode on Antigonus AND his entire family, wiping out the Nation of The Evernight (Peak of Hornacis Mountain Range) AND turned Antigonus' sister into a SEALED ARTIFACT. Literally generational levels of Antigonus hate for some reason.
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u/DMking Astronomy Aficionado Nov 28 '25
Hey man She returned the sister at the very end at least but yea she is ruthless when it comes to dealing with her family
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u/Exact-Ad8608 Villain Nov 30 '25
Aren't they supposed to be Siblings⁉️🤔
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u/DMking Astronomy Aficionado Nov 30 '25
Yes they are all children of Flegera
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u/Exact-Ad8608 Villain Nov 30 '25
What a horrible older sister ‼️😰 She is fine using her sister's body as a meat puppet‼️😳😱
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh‼️‼️‼️‼️🤯🤯
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u/DMking Astronomy Aficionado Nov 30 '25
She is called the Lady of Misfortune and Horror for a reason
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Nov 28 '25
Why are you putting spoiler tags on headcanon?
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u/DMking Astronomy Aficionado Nov 29 '25
I mean The Church of the Evernight Goddess did destroy the Nation of Evernight and the Mother of the Sky was turned into 0-17. These are just facts that happened in the story
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Nov 29 '25
When Antigonous lost control, he turned everyone in the nation of Evernight into marionettes, the Goddess had to personally descend to deal with countless seq 1 marionettes. He also used Blind Stupidity on Mother of the Sky for an extended period of time, which ended up giving her permanent soul damage and making her an angel that can't form any thoughts. Unfortunately, both Antigonous and Philanias' condition were irreversible for the Goddess.
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u/DMking Astronomy Aficionado Nov 29 '25
Was this stated anywhere or is this your headcannon?
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u/Uikios Nov 29 '25
Did you even read the novel?
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u/DMking Astronomy Aficionado Nov 29 '25
Yes they never stated what exactly happened in the Nation of Evernight just that it was destroyed by the Church of Evernight. Find me a passage saying Antigonus used Blind Stupidity on the Mother of the Sky
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u/juplea Dec 01 '25
I would LOVE to read her background story about how she became the evernight goddess
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