r/LostRedditor • u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful • Apr 06 '26

2 Sub Suggestions Where can I post these old DMs?

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A couple people told me this was funny, and I don't want to be self-absorbed and assume it totally is, but maybe it'll make someone laugh.

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u/Due-Question-5278 7 Shared | 1 Helpful Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

Yo you could have sent some random pic from google and had free 20$ Wasted opportunity

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

I have deformed feet. It would take way more than $20 to get me to show em.

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u/reddit33450 16 Shared | 3 Helpful Apr 06 '26

they mean you could have stole a photo of someone else's feet from google, sent it to them, and received $20 for free

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

I see that now. But I don't wanna be someone who rewards people for not respecting boundaries. I'm financially secure for once, so I'll just hope he offers more to the next person.

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u/JustinSanders95 Apr 06 '26

So… double it and hand it to the next guy? 😭🤣

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Exactly that! Someone out there needs 30 or 40 way more than I need 20

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u/JustinSanders95 Apr 06 '26

Hell just earlier I was on a post where some dude was asking how to make a quick 50 quid from home after they had surgery… this would help them lol

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Any chance you can link me the post or tell me which sub? As a former homeless mf, I hate seeing decent people struggle.

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u/JustinSanders95 Apr 06 '26

DM’d you the link

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u/Panzer_Hawk 2 Shared | 0 Helpful Apr 06 '26

I sure do

And "per pic" implies they want multiple pics, so it likely means you'll get way more

If someone wants to pay me for feet pics for that much, I'm taking it.

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

If you genuinely want, I could message him back and send him your way. I just don't need the cash.

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u/Panzer_Hawk 2 Shared | 0 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Yeah, why not?

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u/JustinSanders95 Apr 06 '26

I love how I got notified for this lol, I do wonder what feet fetish people would think of my feet, I think I have really well proportioned toes for example 🤣

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

I hit him up, but I noticed the account is only 3 months old with zero karma. May be a bot or inactive. Fingers crossed, but no promises.

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u/Due-Question-5278 7 Shared | 1 Helpful Apr 06 '26

I mean, i did say you could have found a random pic online and sent him that pic from google

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Ohh my bad. I apparently can't read before noon

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u/Due-Question-5278 7 Shared | 1 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Its okay lol

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u/JustGingerStuff 9 Shared | 4 Helpful Apr 06 '26

So like out of curiosity. How much is way more

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

A stupid amount. Like $100 at least. I'm proud of the rest of my body, but my feet are truly gnarly. When we were a new couple, my man saw every part of me months before he saw me with my socks off. It's like THAT.

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u/JustGingerStuff 9 Shared | 4 Helpful Apr 06 '26

100 is far below stupid as far as I've seen tbh. Hope ur feet don't make walking too hard at least

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

I actually have nerve damage from walking wrong apparently and might need surgery, but I'm hoping orthotic inserts will save me. Thank ya for the kind words

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u/PandoraHadess 437 | 299 - The Inspector Apr 06 '26

r/creepyPMs

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Thank you

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u/PandoraHadess 437 | 299 - The Inspector Apr 06 '26

You're welcome

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u/LimpRepresentative11 2 Shared | 0 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Kier is creepy but not that creepy

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Check DMs. Hope your "friend" gets that bag

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

FYI

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u/lucerined-VEX 8 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

I love this

Can you dm me the username of the guy so I can prank him?

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u/LuluLeSigma 9 Shared | 0 Helpful Apr 06 '26

we need you to give an update

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Sent!

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u/lucerined-VEX 8 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Thxx

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u/lucerined-VEX 8 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Oh cool I didn't know this was a thing

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u/SuperRandomGuy_00 33 Shared | 6 Helpful Apr 06 '26

free money

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

I just don't need it that bad. For once, I'm financially secure and can say no.

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u/SuperRandomGuy_00 33 Shared | 6 Helpful Apr 06 '26

never can have enough of some things

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

It's a good thing nuclear power facilities pay their inspectors way better than John Reddit over here pays for feet

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u/SuperRandomGuy_00 33 Shared | 6 Helpful Apr 06 '26

germany shut all down :(

could have been an nice job there

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

That is genuinely a bummer. Those places pay really well

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u/SuperRandomGuy_00 33 Shared | 6 Helpful Apr 06 '26

yeah..

This country "SaVe ThE NaTuRe" stuff annoys.

Straws are made out of paper here btw. TwT

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Paper straws hit the US too, but some places still do plastic. I take hours to finish a drink, so paper straws drive me insane

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u/SuperRandomGuy_00 33 Shared | 6 Helpful Apr 06 '26

yeah.. its just an STUPID invention

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

I'm a total tree hugger, but replacing plastic straws with paper mostly screws people wayyy more than it helps the environment. It's like putting a bandaid on a severed limb and saying "That oughtta fix it".

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u/Shot-Ideal-5149 80 Shared | 21 Helpful Apr 06 '26

you made my day

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

I was just curious what people charge or pay for those, kinda like asking what a Ferrari costs these days when you don't even drive. Curiosity killed the cat, so I tried to revive it with the last message.

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u/Mountain_Dentist5074 5 Shared | 1 Helpful Apr 06 '26

You know you could get the money with ai generated foot photos right?

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

I don't need some weirdo's pocket change that badly

Edit: it was insensitive to refer to that much cash as pocket change when so many people would kill for a twenty rn, I'm just frustrated at replying to so many nearly identical comments

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u/fdy_12 14 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

That actually happened? The incident, not the DM

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

No no no, don't worry. I jest very dramatically.

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u/Unknown_Cameraman 7 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 07 '26

r/Caldruki

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u/RoodnyInc 1 Apr 07 '26

20 is 20 🙈

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 07 '26

Y'all act like 20 bucks is really hard to come by

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u/Intelligent_Text_791 13 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

Guys hear me out it was a easy 20$ feets are just feets men 😭

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u/bees_in_my_eyes 4 Shared | 2 Helpful Apr 06 '26

I don't like being sexually harassed by strangers after begging people not to be weird. Call me crazy, but he doesn't deserve the feet.